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“God bless you”

“God loves you”

God wants me fucking dead

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SCREAMING AAAAH

I’m autistic w/ an adhesive allergy and something bite me r smthin and now my arm is itching and I’m screaming. I just want to tear off the skin I hate this dawg. I got ichty thing on my arm and on my face. AHAHAHHSAHNANDHEAJNDSNWJSNSJ FUCK

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-Shitpost-

“I don’t like Kafka; I find her methods questionable and wrong.” Welt says

“Says the man who awakens every night with nightmare and needs me to comfort him.” Kafka smirks

“That’s not true!” Welt says

“Is too!” Kafka says

“I only go to you for comfort because you exploit my mommy issues.” Welt says

“Damn right I do! I’m your mommy now fucker.” Kafka says

“Is this some sex thing?” Stelle asks

“No welt just has really bad mommy issues and Kafka feels the need to adopt him despite him being older than her by a long shot.” Void says

(~This is a shitpost based on my expeditions in HSR because I always put Welt and Kafka together. And Welt has hella mommy issues (his mother wasn’t present in his life ever) and I just felt like it’s funny because everyone calls Kafka mommy. Literally in one of the streams it was Kafka, Blade, and Welt. And welt said “I guess this is why everyone calls Kafka mom-“ then got cut off by Blade. {Blade really went, we know you have mommy issues but shut it}~)

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-Shitpost-

(I PERSONALLY DONT SHIP AGLAEA AND ANAXAGORAS BUT THIS IS FOR THE SAKE OF THE JOKE)

Anaxagoras brings home Aglaea to meet his parents.

“Mom. Dad. This is my girlfriend, Aglaea.” Anaxagoras says

Su dramatically lays himself against Kevin

“Oh lords above where did I go wrong. Kevin our son is straight! I-I can’t believe this.” Su says

“I can think of a number of ways you went wrong while raising him but I don’t think they affected his sexuality.” Kevin says

Aglaea leans into Anaxagoras

“Don’t think your parents like me very much.” She murmers

“My parents like you just fine, Mom just love fucking with people.” Anaxagoras says

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Screaming rn

I found my fucking post on google.

Æ AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAHEUDNANDNWKDNWNDKEKDNSNDJDKDKDJEJDNDJEJDN

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-Su headcanon-

Su is considered “one of the girls”

So when the flamechaser girls have huge sleepovers Su is invited. And he shows up everytime. Especially if there gonna be achohol. Somebody has to make sure Eden doesn’t make out with every girl in her line of sight.

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Elysia: If we were animals what animals would we be?

Eden: Vill-V would be a feral animal. Like a Racoon. Aponia would be a refined animal like a swan.

Vill-V: Eden would be a majestic animal. Like a peacock. Or a Persian cat.

Elysia: Su would be a lioness.

Su:hmm? Why would I be a lioness?

Elysia: cause you protect us like we’re your babies.

Su: I do not.

Kevin opens the door because he needs to talk officially business with Su and Mobius

Su: Sitting up quickly and going from calm to upset Excuse me! Ladies night! You’re not welcome here. Get out!

Kevin: I need to have a discussion with-

Su: I don’t give a rat’s ass what you need. The world could be imploding right now and I wouldn’t care! It’s a ladies night!

Su pushes Kevin out of the room and then goes back to cuddling up between Elysia and Eden

Su: anyways, what were you saying about me being a lioness.

Eden: I think you just proved her point.

~End~

I don’t ship Eden and Su or Elysia and Su. And I don’t ship them in a poly relationship. I just imagine he would end up the middle person between the 2. He’s just there for the cuddles :P

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Eeeeh! I have the same headcanon! Welt with fangs is my favorite concept! :)

you should get sharp fangs if you're a herrscher. As a treat

+ bonus Astral Express fangs club sketch

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Why were you even born?

what did I do to you?

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-Su x Kevin Family HC-

3 kids

Anaxagoras (I mean look at him)

Al Haitham (literally based off of them)

Clara (girly pop how else could she be immune to the cold).

Honorary Children:

Kosma and Griseo.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Anaxagoras: Mom, im gay.

Su: oh that’s great dear.

Al Haitham: I also like men.

Su: well that’s…lovely…god is there anyone in this how who likes girls?

Griseo (adult): I do!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Su: don’t worry, one day when you’re older. You’ll find a nice man like your father and settle down and maybe have children.

Anaxagoras: *sobs harder* but dad sucks!

Su: 😐 *facepalms*

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GUYS SOMEONE DREW HIM WITH FANGS CAN YALL FIND THE OG POST????

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SOMEONE FIND THE ARTIST

~Headcanons~

Idk why but I just headcanon Welt having fangs. And they don’t really serve any use other then to be scary when he’s angry and stuff. They are meant for tearing through human flesh and bone.

And he bites, and it’s hard. He’s like a refined but feral gremlin.

I can’t see Welt as just a kind old man, he’s is my silly. He is my silly little traumatized 8 year old and I can’t see him in any other light.

As a joke Void archives mocked Welts fang on the avatar he uses. Welt doesn’t find his mocking very funny.

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Cartoon smartphone with devil horns and an evil grin: Well, well, well, look who's tipsy. Better use one of my rideshare apps, drunkie. Those taxi driver unions aren't gonna bust themselves! Ha ha!!

Cartoon beer can with little angel wings and a halo appearing above my shoulder as I start my car: Hi! I'm Roadie, the Road Beer! Wanna play a fun game? It's called "drink me all up before you drive past the elementary school"!

Muffled voice coming from my glove box: Uh oh, looks like we're getting pulled over! You're gonna be real glad I decided to come along!

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Damn, sometimes I forget I have free will

;-;

Idk kinda just

Made Aponia, Su? Made Su Aponia?

🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️😔

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I felt like this fit these 2. Sorry it’s kinda ass. :(

I worked so hard please let this blow up

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Recently I’ve been thinking what would welt look like as a boss.

He is the Herrscher of reason (I like to also call it Herrscher of mimicry) because their main power is creating copies of things (as long as they understand those things)

So I imagine some of Welt moves would be copies of previous bosses moves

Like say aventurine’s gamble or hitting your team with a shitload of gambling chips

Maybe something from Sunday’s boss battle, like those little Angel shits. That you have to break.

And a capturing technique like in svarog’s boss fight. Maxing at 3 captures.

Then some special effect like a heavy slowing and set back of your team. Giving enemies more turns. Maybe an ability to remove buffs from your team.

I would imagine his boss form would be full out Herrscher (so not them grandpa ass clothes) with his Herrscher eyes and the star of Eden being returned to its original form. Mostly likely also floating off the ground (cause Herrschers can do that)

Maybe a move that ties back to his deal with Void Archives or alternatively having Void Archives as an ally. Like Black Swan in the fight again Gallagher weird ass dog, or the train in the Sunday fight.

I Imagine he’d have special voice lines for defeating members of the astral express

Dan Hang: Oh what a shame to have to reset all your progress, time to start over little vidyahara

March 7th: Oh March. Shame it had end this way, to never learn of you true origins or to regain your memories

Himeko: Consider this Your final trailblazing expedition.

Caelus: Poor Caelus, shame you can’t see this journey to the end. Maybe you should have just stayed and worked for Herta

Stelle: Poor Stelle, shame you can’t see this journey to the end. Maybe you should have just stayed and worked for Herta

Sunday: This was an outcome bound to happen. No Aeon can save you. Now die like the Order did.

Oh and here are some for the Stellaron Hunters as well

Blade: Consider this an act of mercy, I’m bringing your suffering to end

Kafka: Can’t talk your way out of this one Kafka

Silverwolf: Enjoy the taste of losing, because you never had a chance at winning

Firefly/Sam: Die and go join your comrades in the afterlife

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