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… right.

Wouldn't it be funny if I brought my good friend Jonny over

( @engineeroftheaurora )

I don’t see what would be funny bout that.

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We would.

Wouldn't it be funny if I brought my good friend Jonny over

( @engineeroftheaurora )

I don’t see what would be funny bout that.

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Good chance we would ask ya t’ leave.

Wouldn't it be funny if I brought my good friend Jonny over

( @engineeroftheaurora )

I don’t see what would be funny bout that.

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That sounds like a point ya’d be cut off my out bar tenders.

Wouldn't it be funny if I brought my good friend Jonny over

( @engineeroftheaurora )

I don’t see what would be funny bout that.

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Ya do know casinos ain’t exactly funny when it comes t’ the entertainment we offer?

Wouldn't it be funny if I brought my good friend Jonny over

( @engineeroftheaurora )

I don’t see what would be funny bout that.

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Wouldn't it be funny if I brought my good friend Jonny over

( @engineeroftheaurora )

I don’t see what would be funny bout that.

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JACK DID YOU EVER KISS BILLY

‘M insulted ya’d think I don’t ’Ave self respect.

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Wouldn’t be surprised.

Whats the lat3st news on fucking around at the casino

Mike and Jessie are fightin’ out back, mikes getting his ass handed to him by her.

Rusty got a dart stuck in his arm when we were all drunk after hours.

B still ain’t asked out her crush

MIKEY’S STILL CRUSHIN’ ON A STRAIGHT GUY!

Hey guys I hurt :(

I got my money! Oh news… b somthing maybe r something I forget his name won big like yesterday ‘nd the second he left got jumped

… thank ya all f’r hijackin’ my answer

Sam tried t’ copy a card trick Jill did then cried in shame when she fucked it up

There’s probably a bunch more but ‘m gettin’ dirty looks from alcoholics so gotta work

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Dunno if I’d say he likes it just that he’s the only one still goin’.

Whats the lat3st news on fucking around at the casino

Mike and Jessie are fightin’ out back, mikes getting his ass handed to him by her.

Rusty got a dart stuck in his arm when we were all drunk after hours.

B still ain’t asked out her crush

MIKEY’S STILL CRUSHIN’ ON A STRAIGHT GUY!

Hey guys I hurt :(

I got my money! Oh news… b somthing maybe r something I forget his name won big like yesterday ‘nd the second he left got jumped

… thank ya all f’r hijackin’ my answer

Sam tried t’ copy a card trick Jill did then cried in shame when she fucked it up

There’s probably a bunch more but ‘m gettin’ dirty looks from alcoholics so gotta work

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He’s doin’ good, real help at closing’ when we all wanna go home ‘nd he’s still got way t’ much energy f’r cleanin’ up.

Whats the lat3st news on fucking around at the casino

Mike and Jessie are fightin’ out back, mikes getting his ass handed to him by her.

Rusty got a dart stuck in his arm when we were all drunk after hours.

B still ain’t asked out her crush

MIKEY’S STILL CRUSHIN’ ON A STRAIGHT GUY!

Hey guys I hurt :(

I got my money! Oh news… b somthing maybe r something I forget his name won big like yesterday ‘nd the second he left got jumped

… thank ya all f’r hijackin’ my answer

Sam tried t’ copy a card trick Jill did then cried in shame when she fucked it up

There’s probably a bunch more but ‘m gettin’ dirty looks from alcoholics so gotta work

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One word f’r it.

Whats the lat3st news on fucking around at the casino

Mike and Jessie are fightin’ out back, mikes getting his ass handed to him by her.

Rusty got a dart stuck in his arm when we were all drunk after hours.

B still ain’t asked out her crush

MIKEY’S STILL CRUSHIN’ ON A STRAIGHT GUY!

Hey guys I hurt :(

I got my money! Oh news… b somthing maybe r something I forget his name won big like yesterday ‘nd the second he left got jumped

… thank ya all f’r hijackin’ my answer

Sam tried t’ copy a card trick Jill did then cried in shame when she fucked it up

There’s probably a bunch more but ‘m gettin’ dirty looks from alcoholics so gotta work

[oneeyed-jacks]

Whats the lat3st news on fucking around at the casino

Mike and Jessie are fightin’ out back, mikes getting his ass handed to him by her.

Rusty got a dart stuck in his arm when we were all drunk after hours.

B still ain’t asked out her crush

MIKEY’S STILL CRUSHIN’ ON A STRAIGHT GUY!

Hey guys I hurt :(

I got my money! Oh news… b somthing maybe r something I forget his name won big like yesterday ‘nd the second he left got jumped

… thank ya all f’r hijackin’ my answer

Sam tried t’ copy a card trick Jill did then cried in shame when she fucked it up

There’s probably a bunch more but ‘m gettin’ dirty looks from alcoholics so gotta work

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HI EMPLOYEES

IM GOING TO STAB YALL

… who is this?

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Seeing as we ain’t s’posed t’ bet on the clock I don’t owe Jessie money

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So apparently between the entire casino non of us have made a post if ages

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Jack just said somethin’ real concernin’ t’ billy ‘nd all he said in response was “‘and over the chips”.

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T’ each their own.

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