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To be a Jew is to carry the past on your shoulders and the future in your eyes

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goyim: fuck musk! this is exactly like the holocaust! punch a nazi!

jews: do you care about Jewish people and the global surge of antisemitism tho

goyim:

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Someone make me feel better, I just got a FINALIZED C in biology

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Where do I buy Sonny Angels from?? Where is everyone acquiring them

I see people online buy like, 20 from a random ambiguous store and yet no one mentions it 🤕🤕

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I'm really sick of the "[x] was promised to them 3000 years ago" brand of antisemitism. Since when was making fun of other people's religious beliefs and cultural identity okay? It's not funny and its basically the antisemitic equivalent of "I identify as an attack helicopter" can you at least come up with something more original.

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How it feels to be Jewish online

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It’s frustrating watching people talk about the attack on Mr. Shapiro’s governing estate and saying “This is what real antisemitism looks like, not criticizing Israel”. If you can’t criticize bigotry without offering a disclaimer about something unrelated then you are a bigot, full stop, and you are exactly the type of person who has helped enable this kind of hate in our society.

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website: accept cookies??

me, clicking reject all: sorry it's passover

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I grabbed the last piece of chicken to take home for leftovers at the college student seder. A girl I had never met before looked at me with wild frantic eyes as I took it, mouth ajar. I'm so sorry, fifth Hannah I met that night. This is Passover on a student budget- it's a dog eat dog world. There can be no mercy in these trying times.

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Yes I’m excited for Pesach,

Yes I know I’m going to be mourning my chametz.

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"Bring back punching nazis!" Could you guys even recognize a nazi without the armband? Chances are you could not. You probably couldn't even recognize a nazi if they looked you in the face and outlined their exact political and social worldviews but didn't explicitly use the word nazi!

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Fellow college students !!!

How do you guys manage a heavy schedule for the week while maintaining good grades?

Im talking about managing sports, religious services, studying, and jobs. Whether it’s all at once or two of these at the same time period.

Im need advice ASAP, anything helps guys🙏🙏

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"omg, she's such a girl boss"

She kills babies like it's her job, if that's a girl boss?

"I'm a witch and my patron is Lilith"

That seems like a bad idea, her whole thing is promising irresistible deals with inevitable pitfalls that will destroy your life and relationships... Maybe don't do that.