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♫ I turn every chair that you sit in into a throne ♫

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You’re on the bus cuddling against your partner. I’m reading elf smut.

We are not the same.

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Kelly Clarkson’s Underneath the Tree song is the only thing holding me together at this point.

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Honestly anything is better than doing my honors college math homework. I’ll literally do anything else.

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Good morning. I’d just like to say:

François Arnaud.

That’s all. Carry on.

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I’d like to share that in elementary school we had to talk about a celebrity in Spanish class to, you know, practice Spanish. My bisexual ass chose Cara Delevingne. I could never understand why until a few days ago.

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I just wanna say:

✨Women✨

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Having my tablet lock screen picture be this when I was younger

should’ve told me I was bi

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11 p.m. last night trying to go to sleep:

My body: physically tired from walking around town all day

My brain: hONEY HONEY HOW HE THRILLS ME UH HUH HONEY HONEYYYYYYYY

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THE BORGIAS | 3x02 ‘The Purge’

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the real question is: do I want to be Amanda Seyfried or be with Amanda Seyfried?

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Ok but has anyone ever licked their lips you know, just to get food off of it. But you’re looking at your phone and you’re hoping your family members don’t think you’re looking at someone hot/something inappropriate?

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Sorry, but this is true bi panic

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19th century painting of the ballroom at the Winter Palace, Russia by Mihaly Zichy

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does anyone else feel like so excited when it starts to downpour and then lightning lights up the sky and then THUNDER BOOMS SO LOUD

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The Addams Family (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

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Evelyn Paul (1883-1963), “The New Life of Dante Alighieri”, 1915 Source