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can i get a refund on my brain

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they're family to me

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so. who’s gonna do it. who’s gonna be the first to write the fic with bob and yelena crawling around in the vents and alexei eating pop tarts and walker and ava fighting about what they’re watching for movie night

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No but to be serious guys i didnt expect that movie to be that kind of good. I expected great fights. I expected complicated morals. I did not expect that movie to say i know everything seems hopeless but you dont get a choice, you have to try. I did not expect that movie to say when we are up against an impossible, unjust threat the only way through is freely given kindness and forgiveness. I did not expext that movie to say the real way villans win is by preying on those we’ve already decided are hopeless. I did not expect that movie to say we all have to believe we can get better. Please believe me we can all get better. Oh my god.

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puts u in one of these

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cant dm my mutuals like a normal person so i have to think of ridiculous things to post so i can maybe get an Interaction from them passivestyle

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I’ve seen this new trend of girls posting videos like “I hate my boyfriend for bringing all of his stupid boy things into our apartment when we moved in together 🙄” and then pictures of his hot wheels collection or a Halloween skeleton or an extremely cool pirate flag. Give him to me you do not deserve him.

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I love cracking my bones. I'm like a fidget toy but more emotionally complex

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Avengers Thunderbolts, Assemble!!!

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NAURR we'd miss u 😔😔

Chat what if I just-

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Yelena and Ava shitting on John Walker together is so girl coded of them

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uhhhhhhhHHHH

going to sleep at whatever time I want does not mean staying up until 2am it means going to be at 9pm sharp with no distractions

🩰

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⚡️🌩️⚡️

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James F. Potter - He’s very brave and very intelligent, just not at the same time.

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What if you were a METH ADDICT, who came from an ABUSIVE HOUSEHOLD, and then you decided that you wanted to TRY AND BE GOOD (OR/AND FIND NEW DRUGS), so you went to a shady lab in MALAYSIA, and then you kinda DIED, and then you RESUSCITATED with GODLIKE POWERS, and some shady Russian blonde presented you with ADOPTION PAPERS, and saved you from your crushing evil alter ego depression with the POWER OF FRIENDSHIP-

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Thunderbolts* proving it really was the friends they made along the way

I love them dearly <3