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name: queen bea (sparkling heart emoji) (octupus emoji)

ringtone: geronimo — sheppard

text: fabric softener, bea. fabric softener.

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name: scream queen (crown emoji)

ringtone: primadonna — marina and the diamonds

text: not a fan of pointy nails but sure, red nail polish is a go

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name: balthy (top hat emoji)

ringtone: little lion man — mumford and sons

text: bose earphones or coloud earphones? help

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name: my hero (crown emoji) (yellow heart emoji)

ringtone: shake it off — taylor swift

text: what would you do if A WILD CLAUDIO APPEARED

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cell phone headcanons

send me ”#” for cell phone headcanons about our muses including:                              - what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone                              - what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone                              - what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone                              - my muse’s last text to your muse

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I don't think that it was soccer than you were particularly intense about, if we're being honest...

Any and all, if possible. If I don't get paid in money for my work, then I'm fine with a muffin basket as a paycheck.

Much appreciated, Ursula. If it’s just a girls night, then I guess I can handle it. Oh dear, that sounds troubling. Who knew I was that intense about soccer.

Hopefully we can avoid any muffin-related disaster.

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But we did win, and I reckon you'd love to see your victory dances -- er -- cheers. We might not know what was going on, but we were very enthusiastic, and that's what counts!

Bea didn't bake them, but she was kind enough to spend money on them. You know how much I need my muffin fix.

If we didn’t win, it would not have been a film we’d like to rewatch, or have on record. From what I could tell of their cheering, they didn’t know what was going on. Bea didn’t bake them, did she? I wouldn’t expect her to be a baker. 

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Fine, fine. The footage will only be for our eyes. Maybe we'll watch it when we have girl's night. You'll love it, I promise! Your reactions are by far the best.

Good. You know how antsy I get if I don't have my muffins.

No! What if someone sees it? Someone that’s not you, or Beatrice. That would just be horribly embarrassing. You’re as bad as Meg screenshotting all my snapchats.

Alright, alright. I’ll make it my personal job to make sure you get enough muffins next time.

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It'd be nice to watch in the future! Trust me, you'll thank me for saving your reactions. I feel like they're going to be helpful one day.

Nope. I'm all about the cheese and chocolate muffins. You'll have to bring double the amount at the next event.

You were filming us? Ursula, I think you have enough blackmail material on your camera to start your own little crime empire. I’ve very grateful that you’re not that devious.

All gone, I’m afraid. Cookies, perhaps?

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a random text

why is your name benedick? like, just benedick -- i feel like there's a backstory.

an upset text

you're being a you to bea

apologise!

that's an order, not a request

a curious text

why do you loathe bea?

i mean, probably the same reason as to why she loathes you, but

semantically, i see no problem

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Neat-o game, you guys. It would've been better if you guys allowed me to record it, though. All I have are rather comical reactions from Bea and Hero. Which are gold, but still.

And if a certain someone bought more muffins.

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an upset text

ben's being a total d-word to bea

tell him to apologise

i am not happy

:(

a curious text

so. claud and hero. hero and claud.

clauro? herclaud?

this is my way of asking if you like her

(which you do, i'm just confirming)

a random text

did you eat my muffins?

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a loving text

happy birthday, meg! i hope you liked the gossip girl perfume i bought for you ♥︎

also, robbie made a birthday video -- he says for your eyes only. don't worry, i'll give you a flash drive for it xx

a scared text

petunia can be quite unnerving sometimes, she keeps on asking if she can borrow one of my cameras.

can you help me? she listens to you. i owe you big time x

a curious text

are you and robbie back together?

or not?

i've completely lost track

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$ $ [For John]

an accidental text pt. 1

pedro, what time's the party tonight?

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well, there's a party tonight, if you wanna drop by, john x

an accidental text pt. 2

i don't find him weird, honestly, he just needs friends, is all.

very very sorry, wrong number

you're super swell, john! x

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a middle of the night text

psst

balthy

are you awake?

if you are, go to youtube

marcus mumford released a cover of some song

you might like it

i know you'll love it

♥︎

a curious text

once you become famous and successful and all

and you'll make money from your talent

does that mean that you can buy a hard drive so you can get your 73 song covers out of my laptop

i can't download any more episodes of the mindy project

just asking, love you xx

a loving text

i just saw your new video! you're amazing, as always. where are the music labels? you should be famous by now xx

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a random text

do you think dogs are aware of how much humans adore them? i think they do. i think they do cute things because they know that we're enthralled by them. i fully support self-aware dogs.

a curious text

have you noticed that in my videos -- you make this weird, scrunchy face at the mention of ben's name?

a middle of the night text

bea there's a spider in our room how do i get rid of it

don't mistake my lowercase text for composure

i'm dying on the inside

help

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a loving text

hero, your new photos on instagram are stunning! you have to let me put your portraits in my portfolio. you look like a faerie! ♥︎

an accidental text

bea your bras are everywhere

wait

sorry, wrong duke

✌︎

a curious text

sooo, you think claudio is cute, yeah?