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only-called-jacket · 7 years

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Did you know? The Sony Walkman featured two headphone jacks and a "hotline" switch. When pressed, the button activates a microphone, lowering the music volume to allow one to hold a conversation without removing their headphones.

#80s trivia

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jacket x girlfriend pls?

what a beautiful wedding

#reblog #hotline miami #art #Jacket #Hooker

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#music #hotline miami #ic post

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only-called-jacket · 7 years

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It’s the year of the rooster

My Art Tag

My Twitter

#hotline miami #reblog #jacket

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only-called-jacket · 10 years

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"I have no idea what half of these fucking references are. This guy is nuttier than squirrel shit."

#IC #Music #MC Lars

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"Doesn't answer my question at all, really. Do ya or do ya not? 'Cause I can give you more than a beer can to put near those meat bags." He flashed a proud, lecherous grin with stained teeth, "'Course, I could just slip ya some unagi for your lady-rice."

"Nice tits. Ever crush a beer can wit' 'em?"

”That is appalling, no. A woman of my calibur wouldn’t attempt an act as lowly as that; And I also do not consume beer for your information, I do not indulge in swill.”

#madame-schadenfreude #lady-rice #IC

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only-called-jacket · 10 years

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"I'm not the only unlucky one here, princess." Jacket grinned with a low chuckled through his yellowing, crooked teeth. Some even looked on the verge of rotting away entirely to a state of necrosis. "Ain't the fairy between us, I'll take that as a blessin'. Maybe fifty of 'em."

See what he did there?

"Because I shouldn’t have to pay for my shit when I ain’t the one supplyin’ it in the first place. Why else, fuckclot?"

#derriervous #PUNS

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only-called-jacket · 10 years

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"Because I shouldn't have to pay for my shit when I ain't the one supplyin' it in the first place. Why else, fuckclot?"

"Sure would like a new mask. Fuckin’ too much to ask for, is it? I refuse to believe that bullshit."

#IC #derriervous #u wanna fite

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"Sure would like a new mask. Fuckin' too much to ask for, is it? I refuse to believe that bullshit."

#IC

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only-called-jacket · 10 years

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Crudeness and Verbal Elegance

"My cock hurts more than watching a retarded kid try to do long division."

#IC #Rambling

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only-called-jacket · 10 years

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"Those fucks won't be expectin' this shit to hit them with a brick.:

#Masks

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only-called-jacket · 10 years

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"When it doubt: takeout." Jacket grumbled to himself, chopsticks gracefully picking up food and transferring it into his greedy maw. "At least the Gooks down the road ain't terrible." His ramblings paused to chew the piece of chicken tossed in mid-word, "Wonder if Dick calls this cannibalism. He's in the other room at least."

#IC #hotline miami

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#Work

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only-called-jacket · 11 years

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"All my clothes are dirty... I guess that means I'm wearing the cleanest dirty shirt. Like that Johnny Cash song."

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only-called-jacket · 11 years

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the song i can't decide by the scissor sisters with lyrics

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It's the dead of the night before the voice returns, just as confident and cocksure as ever, but now its tone seemed almost laced with a slight semblance of submission, of acceptance, as it were, oddly enough, impressed. "So, I heard you had quite the evening: it's always wonderful going out for a little night on the town, isn't it? Tell me, how did your 'date' treat you?"

"No." He simply rolled over in his bed, grabbing the pillow and pressing it over his exposed ear. His bed and clothing - still being worn, mind you - were drenched in viscera and blood, almost an impossible amount of blood for what he had done. Perhaps he had decided to wear the Jones mask rather than Tony. Who knows? All Jacket knew is that he wanted to sleep. The date went fine, but that was his business until Beard or the news found out.

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A calm voice calls out into the air, sounding more than a little full of itself, seemingly amused with what its owner had just seen. "My my, that seems to be a little harsh of a reaction over a child's game, don't you think?...How about you go check your phone messages, maybe there'll be something there to beckon you to a little more, shall we say, gritty fun."

Jacket sighed. Loudly. Calmly reaching to turn the NES up and properly put the controller next to it. His apartment may be a rat's nest, but that game system wasn't going to follow the same fate.

Trudging over, he pressed the button on his answering machine, waiting for the tape to prep itself before playing the call. He always seemed to miss these calls despite being home all the time... Weird.

"Hey, big guy! It's Donny from Miami Bachelor Services. Good news! We got you a date set up. Go pick her up at 576 Palm Drive, okay? Dress nicely! Don't be late!" Click. The message was over.

Jacket grunted, reaching for the tiger mask on the floor nearby, his fingers dusted some of the fur clean. His dull eyes just scanned over the blood and gore fusing the fur together in clumps. It was nothing new to him, but it was his way of dressing fancy.

Jacket tucked the mask away in his jacket, buttoning it up to conceal the printed band shirt and mask underneath. Leaving the apartment and getting into his DeLorean wasn't even something he would remember at this point. It was just clockwork to him, like someone brushing their teeth in the morning.

Hopefully his "date" was going to flake on him like the last time...

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