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Thanks @Nylonmag. We will definitely take this as a compliment. #TinyBackpack #SongofSummerMaybe
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Tiny Backpack Video
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I wrote and co-directed this video with Union Bridge Films.
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Top 10 Slang Words for Tampon
I wrote this article for reductress

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Tiny Backpack shoot
I wrote a song called "Tiny Backpack." Shooting a video for it.




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OkCupid Asked for My Body Type and This Spiral of Neurosis Happened.
I wrote this for The Vagenda
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I wrote this a couple months ago for my movie blog:

Dear Internet,
Jordan Belfort (Leonardio DiCaprio) is now my hero. I have a young impressionable mind, and after watching The Wolf of Wall Street, I think it must have been glorious to be an employee at Stratton Oakmont during the late eighties. I would have been so lucky to have been a...
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From my movie blog
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GNO (girls night out) We watched Don Jon, then we had high class important discussions.
Important Film Discussions with a Buncha Chicks.
#don jon#Scarlett Johansson#julianne moore#Brie Larson#tony danza#movies#film#movie mumbo jumbo#moviemumbojumbo
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Here's Stephanie Tanner popping pussy. It's adorable.
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I was recently delighted to discover this kick ass photo of me that was taken in December of 2012.
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My web series got written up in a very nice article.
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I put this 4th of July themed post together for work.
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Your amazon.com order of bitch unisex socks has shipped!
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UPDATE: socks shipped.
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