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thankyou @spoonfulstar for itqd im so obsessed

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ian & mickey x reductress pt 18

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DAMN

desperately need more of him in scrubs

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im drawing them

humor me. imagine if you will. dearest wilson, who is in his mid forties and drunk and having a little mope time because he may be a freak but he's a freak with depression. and he's bemoaning to house about his looks bc he saw an old picture of himself from med school or whatever, like fully being a little loser about it. "i used to be so cute. i had friends that would tease me for being a 'prettyboy'. (little sigh)"

and house is eating this UP because of course they're drinking together, he gets to see wilson be like..... an unserious amount of pathetic. literally not even paying attention to the tv anymore. "do i need to insult you more to fill your quota or something"

"no, no it's not that it's just," and wilson is still present enough to know he's gonna regret showing a weakness to house of all people but whatever. "miss being a pretty face i guess, i dunno"

house (who is NEVER going to let this moment be forgotten holy shit) has to like bite his tongue so he doesn't actually laugh in his face and get him to clam up. "aw, jimmy, (takes wilson's jaw and shakes him a bit like silly dudes do or like when you roughhouse with a dog) you're always a pretty face" and he's teasing of course but also. house is house, and house says some peculiar things regarding wilson so how fr he's being is an absolute mystery

cut to house actually looking at him and wilson is staring right back at him like 🥺 with big big beautiful brown cow eyes which are still kind of unfocused, cheeks a little smooshed where house is still holding his face, the weight of his head in his palm when wilson relaxes a little. "you think i'm pretty? 🥺"

and it's so much house has to avert his gaze. loosens his grip into something a little more soft. "yeah. sure"

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studies of my pookie bear

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hilson episode masterlist

s1e5 damned if you do - house and wilson spend christmas together

s1e10 histories - wilson asks house to treat a patient

s1e18 babies & bathwater - vogler tries to get house removed from the hospital staff

s2e5 daddy's boy - $5000 is exchanged, wilson and house get dinner with house's parents

s2e7 all in - poker night benefit at ppth

s2e16 safe - prank war!

s2e19 house vs god - wilson tries to attend house's poker nights

s3e7 son of a coma guy - road trip and wilson interrogates house about stealing his pad, "maybe i don't want to push this until it breaks"

s3e22 resignation - wilson and house dose each other with ssris/speed

s4e1 alone - wilson kidnaps house's guitar

s4e3 97 seconds - "i love you", house helps wilson out of a funk

s4e12 don't ever change - house tries to break up amber and wilson

s4e16 wilson's heart - angst with a capital "A"

s5e4 birthmarks - wilson drags house to his father's funeral

s5e11 joy to the world - wilson bets house he can't receive a present from a patient

s5e15 the social contract - "does it bother you that we don't have a social contract?", wilson visits his brother

s6e3 epic fail - house tries out some new hobbies, wilson's along for the ride

s6e7 known unknowns - wilson is set to give a speech at an oncology conference

s6e10 wilson - "if you die, i'm alone"

s6e11 the down low - gay chicken

s6e13 moving the chain - house and wilson fight over their bathtub, leading to a prank war

s6e15 private lives - "be not afraid"

s6e16 black hole - house challenges wilson to furnish their apartment himself

s6e21 baggage - house moves out

s8e20 post mortem - wilson forces house out on a road trip

s7e5 unplanned parenthood - wilson and house struggle with babysitting

s7e19 last temptation - chicken bet

s8e2 transplant - house tries to win back wilson's affections

s8e14 love is blind - wilson, house, and house's mom shenanigans

s8e19 the c word - house takes care of wilson

s8e21 holding on - house is desperate for wilson to stay

s8e22 everybody dies - finale

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I saw a few other blogs doing this so I thought I'd share my input on what I think would happen in the House MD universe in 2024:

the constant jokes abt house and wilson's relationship turns into the fellows jokingly writing fanfic abt their boss and his boy best friend. somewhere along the way they all get very serious abt the quality of it and it turns into a Whole Thing, a 150k+ novel that they vow to take to their graves.

house discovers the fic by accident and sends it to wilson. wilson discovers things abt himself and then he and house discover each other shortly thereafter.

house purposefully posts the fic online and credits the fellows by their entire full names so it embarrasses them more than house and wilson. It's never spoken abt again but it gets way more online attention than any of them expected.

wilson doesn't get how the Cloud works and accidentally uploads his and house's nudes to the google nest hub on his desk. He doesn't notice it until one of his sweet little old lady cancer patients points it out to him during their appointment. He throws the google nest hub into his trash can until he can figure out how to get the naked pictures off of it.

house has an alexa and abuses the hell out of it. sometimes ppl hear him screaming at someone in his office, only to walk in and find a robotic voice replying with "sorry, I didn't get that" and house throws it off the balcony.

wilson gets addicted to online shopping. house has to stage an intervention bc they do not have enough room in their closet for another pair of prada loafers and their kitchen is full of shitty gadgets that wilson bought off temu or something.

some right wing social media influencer comes in with a mysterious illness and ends up getting castrated as part of the solution. 13 personally does the procedure herself and house watches like a proud dad.

a patient reveals chase's grindr by shoving his phone at him and asking "is this you?" abt the headless profile with the ripped abs that says Dr. Feel Good, 0 feet away, in front of the rest of the team.

foreman finds the team doing tiktok dances bc house told them to learn it in order to understand their 15 yr old patient better.

chase medically murders mitch mcconnel and the entire hospital celebrates ding dong the witch is dead style.

there's a whole episode where house faces his transphobia bc of a trans patient that he connects with. the patient tells him to fuck off and go face his own problems instead of pretending to make it right by being nice to one trans person. And house does, even if he's not perfect, he really tries to do better.

13 gets her medical marijuana card and accidentally becomes the team's plug. her main customer is wilson who still supplies it to certain terminal patients. She hears "hey, can I hit your pen?" at least four times a day.

foreman buys a tesla and it blows up in the parking lot. they spend the entire episode trying to figure out who tried to kill foreman, but it turns out that teslas just do that sometimes.

there's an episode where house finds out that netflix is removing his favorite obscure tv show that ran for 2 seasons in 2002 and wilson recruits the team to hunt down a dvd copy of it without house finding out. they somehow manage to find one and spend a ridiculous amount of money on it, only to open the dvd case and find a copy of the porno wilson starred in that one time instead of the dvd of the show. park saves the day at the last minute by finding a copy of it in a box of dvds in her parents house.