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🏳️‍🌈 et al 🩵

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Oops I did it again.

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My oil painting of an Uncrustable

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Tomorrow we bring the heat back.

It’s starting to snow.

#projectavalanche

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Unsocialized

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Flan (noun/verb)

example: Onze flans IVE, Onze is an IVE flan.

Definition:

One who thinks parasocial fandom antics that cross line need to be erased from cultural consciousness. They embrace flitting fawning culture by admiring what they like and not engaging, negatively or otherwise with things that don’t hold joy.

Cause we have aespa #betterthings to do with our time.

yes, and?

I can talk out both sides my mouth like no one else.

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#projectavalanche

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Manifesting Shayne Topp winning Best Supporting Actor by no later than the 111th academy awards (insider knowledge predicts Shayne nabs his first win on the night of the 101st).

Shayne stars as the leads romantic interest in a film that reignites cinema and shifts the cultural landscape so monumentally, its impact literally stops global warming. Some would call that fantasy, others would say “imprethive”.

Shayne who’s married to Courtney now, is wearing a pastel pink and yellow tuxedo as the historical recipient of the 100th Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor (Chalamet) announces his name.

He’s just so proud to be there, he couldn’t give a fuck if he wins. Anyone watching can see as he giggles a bit sheepishly, looking at Court who is wearing a gown of complimentary pastels in the trans flag, with a glittering pride flag bustier. They’re up for Costume Design, Costuming, and Production later that evening.

Unfortunately, Shayne’s award is up first. His pulse starts to quicken as the other names are called out. He glances down their row to see all the collaborators who helped get him here. The 101st Academy Awards. This millennium has barely developed its frontal lobe, no fucking wonder the 2020’s were so chaotic. But somehow, he’s sitting here in the front row and they’re about to announce his category. His life has changed in such incredible ways time and time again. From the pool to April Fool’s was only chapter 1. What does the 100th episode look like?

While it rains glitter, Shayne gives his acceptance speech. We laugh, we cry. We love him, we really love him.

To maintain his composure, Shayne chants a new mantra “who meme’d it? who meme’d it?”

He folds up his speech. The applause dies down. His audience is still. Baby, break the tension.

The moment Shayne has been waiting for his entire life has finally come. Viscerally, he knows it. The time is now. It’s time to fire his arrow.

“I believe in the heart of the cards,” he whispers gently into the mic.

Courtney, who’s married to Shayne now stands up and holds a goblet brimming over with slickly shimmering Alolan pink and yellow ooze.

Like Braveheart she cries “Spencer’s in here!”

The sound of a Game Boy Advance staring up echoes through the theatre. A Xatumi wails “I believe in the heart of the cards!”

Nobody knows where to look. It’s Everything, Everywhere, All at Once. Daniels, in suits gilded with Pokemon TCGP Mew and Pikachu Crown Rare art start a chant.

Da-na-na, da-na-na,

da-na-na, da-na-na

da-na-nuh-duh-NA-NAAAAAA

It first catches fire with Jennifer Lawrence. The Imitationtriss Empyrean starts mimicking Jen.

Schumer the Scene Stealing Moment Seizing Extraordinaire joins in but doesn’t recognize the tune so she’s instead chanting the opening to seasons 1-3 of GoT to Emilia whose eyebrows are furrelled because she spent last night playing PoGo with Cavill.

All the memes are memeing memeing.

All the memes are memeing memeing.

All the memes are memeing memeing.

Ning Ning is Iron Hands.

But just as the Collier experience comes to its climax, Damien with a tiny skateboard and Tommy with a Shiny Ditto he didn’t catch in proposed sketch for Bit City because, trust me, the vision wasn’t realized yet, body roll knee slap their way up the stage, each holding palm sized leather pouch.

Damien makes an extra tall top hat trick farce of handing his pouch to Shayne. A dark magician’s ruse so that everyone can see the light trails spelling out Mythical Island.

Tommy the ever yes ander does the same. This time we see Genetic Apex Pikachu.

Nymphia Wind, who designed all tonight’s fits Padam’s her padded ass up the stage stairs in yellow boba confection, the heart of the ocean around her neck.

The goblet that Courtney had, is clutched in Nymphia’s Erivo encrusted and bejeweled grasp.

Reese, tonight’s host, in pink candy crush throws a box of Woody’s chocolates while she bends and snaps to attention. “Liar!”

Garner who’s remarried to Bennifer 2 peppermint Bristow’s to Reese’s call. “Liar!” she Elektra’s.

Ariana whose back in her bubble has it pierced by Nymphia’s Talonblame, the Grass/Flying Onzian Talonflame whose ability is “Fundamental Reading”. It grew up in Onzian near the city of Floptropius. The Fletchlings are raised by Tropius and as they evolve, their feathers are turned into banana peels.

“Yes, and?”

Damien tears open Space Time Smack down and disappears in a shroud pink smoke.

Tommy shreds a Shining Revelry and vanishes in clouds of banana scented vegan gluten free edible pet safe non-toxic foam.

Shayne reaches into his pocket and throws purple hourglass confetti at the crowd who do not suffer injuries of any kind except a Zamo stiletto to Mattel’s eye. The pink one so terrify not I, Tonya.

Like a crack addict, Shayne tears apart his packs revealing a Der-ner-ner-ner and his fart machine. He tucks his chin down and with maximum Chryson vocal fry he Arbok’s the word “FFFllllllleeeeeeeeeeehhhhhtttthhhhsssxxxxxx”

Reveal.

Shayne magic mikeys (payroll phoenix) his suit to reveal a golden rocky horror speedo with markipliers logo on one spinning around cheek and only fans logo on his I’m breaking it down turn the other cheek.

Shayne, who’s married to Courtney now, nods to Nymphia. She glees the goblet ooze onto Shayne who “I’m melting!”’s down to the floor and because he’s so into green Margaret Hamilton he cries “ooooooh, I hope someone doesn’t slip and accidentally peg me!!!

“Are you sure about that?”

Cena and tom blonde Joe Hendry kanye the stage dog piling Shayne.

The orchestra won’t play them off. They’re too busy riffing the 11 Leeseo ascension bars.

As with all things, it eventually ends. We all must face the ethereal entropic embrace. We must meet our Goddess.

…..and Amanda, who’s pregnant now missed it all cause she was chronically offline mommying. It’s a good thing she owns People.com now. She has Spencer manage the “MOVIES!” feature on the home page while Anthony backend crossfadedly codes while in tree pose while some Luke I want to Derrick walks around with a laptop and someone named Errand is constantly covered in glitter for some reason. Good things there’s always some bee milk around for clean up.

Ale says what?

And then everybody clapped.

One thing we know to be true. We can all win.

We are any army of one, an army of love and we about to blazefire. They like me when I’m savage, they know that Kerli is the baddest.

We knew he’d win, remember? We believed in him, we admire him. He’s the white guy leading the movement to disassemble the patriarchy. The call came from inside the house. We just Hannah Gadsby’d your ass.

We told you the end at the beginning. The end is the beginning. The beginning is the end. The serpent chases it tail.

The snow starts to fall…

One snowflake at a time… … …

Who throws the first snowball?

#projectavalanche

Can someone collect my pages?

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You are loved.

Reference here

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Waking up to my industry spy sourcing me new audio tech under budget. 47% under budget.

Onze works hard, women work harder. 🩷💛

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Ning Ning in an Iron Hands mascot suit was not the inspiration I expected today.

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