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Theo: “Beloved grandma, best friend” THIS BITCH AT A GOODWILL, NO SHE WASN’T

Ayla: Who’s gonna sell ME to Goodwill...

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“Di-did you break the ocean?”

—Colm

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“My deflecting technique is being dumb as hell”

—Nerromiktok

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“You certainly know more about swimming than someone who has never swam in their life before...”

—GM

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“That’s semantics though, this is a magic otter.”

—Nerromiktok

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“Theo, as the crossbow bolt lodges itself in your shoulder, you smell a smelly smell that smells smelly”

—GM

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“Is your dog real, does it do—like—dog stuff? Does it do shit or is it useless?”

—Nerromiktok to Ayla

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“I’m meaty ...I’m about to be less meaty”

—Nerromiktok

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“Classic Everscidian nuclear family: two parents, two kids, caster”

—Nerromiktok

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Entire Party: Say fuck, come on, do it, say fuck.

Colm: *visible fear*

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“Why is there a spinning gorilla and just the words ‘War Crimes’?”

—GM, distraught

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“IT’S JUST A PARABOLA!”

—Colm (out of character)

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“We got on a boat... threw up a bunch... and Cape Cod”

—Nerromiktok

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“APAB: All Pirates are Bards”

—Theodore

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“You twink at me, I wink at you”

—Colm (out of character)

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“ALL DROW ARE JEWISH MERMAIDS”

—Theodore