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Agreed

“John Constantine should date Bruce Wayne and help the Batfam with magic!”

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Somes​ of​ pic​ from​ Daily​shane​ pages​ d 24-37

Twitter >

https://twitter.com/DailyshaneS?s=09

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noo

Eh​ If​ you​ don't​ mind, I​ draw​ things​ like​ this​(shane)​ every​day​ in​ Twitter.​ Check it​ out.

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th-them.. .

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mf only got one croc on sport mode

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Raccoon shane! 😁

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Shhhhhhhhhhh don't​ tell​ anyone​ I​ upload​ sex​ picture​ here💀 i'm​ not​ gonna​ put​ any​ tags, only​ you​ and​ me​ saw​ this​ ok? Full​ pic is​ on​ Twitter​

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Young John or not wtf is this??

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Who​ the​ heck is​ that​ guy💀 please​ tell​ me​ he's not​ john​ constantine.​ WTF

Handsome Constantine my greatest enemy

he looks so fucking stupid I genuinely can’t handle it. he looks like a hipster named Brad. He looks like he watches James Charles makeup tutorials. He looks like a model for H&M. This isn’t Constantine this is literally yasstantine and I want him dead. And aside from the ken doll illustrations, this book fundamentally misunderstands everything about who John is and what he stands for. they took a low class, self taught cynical anarchist and gave him ~family connections~ and a shitty SoundCloud-esque band. Plus the plot is so fucking nonsensical and stupid. This is the worst thing I’ve ever read with John’s name attached, and I’ve read the New 52.

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The batfam fanon industrial complex did so much fucking damage because now every grumpy middle aged man has adoption headcanons flooding the tag. Not every character desires taking in random orphans. I fucking promise that John Constantine wants to mind his own business in a pub somewhere

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🗿He​ never​ gotta​ say​ something​ like​ diz but​- well

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PHUCK

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I​ love​ homo​ couple​ oh​ emm gee

Male​ farmer cuz

Idk, man. I just want to create Shane homosexual p0rn, but my farmer isn't a man, so I'll just invent another farmer. ​