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was your first phone a flip phone?

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15 minutes used to be a long time you know. now its barely 15 minutes

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unoriginal joke

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if your weird enough with the homies you can break all boundaries of platonic/romantic love and make a third, more evil thing

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✨ Please reblog the polls before the poll ends to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖 Artists and titles will be revealed after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update! ✨

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esoteric form of roleplay where instead of actually roleplaying you just make up characters together and discuss in abstract how they'd interact and how their story would go

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I've been journaling the past couple of weeks of being on T á la sketchy comics and part of me wants to share it and another part of me is, of course, mortified over the ordeal of being known

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sucking the meat clean off the penis leaving just a cartoon bone behind

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nothing better than the wrong capitalization of Sie

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pliny the elder sailing towards pompeii: oobh i got pliny of time

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Inspired by the USA states poll I just reblogged! Take this quiz to see how many European countries you can name in 8 minutes :^)