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Guys I can't fucking believe the Yaoi between Trump and Elon is over

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Fuck thinking before you speak

Say things without a filter, be your true self

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No stop talking about penises, okay maybe have a little bit of a filter.

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You.

Goin to Scary Zoo. Want anything?

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Don't stuff an entire lemon in your mouth

You are not that strong

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THE UNIVERSE IS A FUCK WHOM I SHALL SLAP IN THE FACE BY LIVING

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Today's science fact!

Apparently space has a smell?

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I want to kill my allergies

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Today's science fact

Uranus has a vertical equator which is why it's rings are like that

Scientists are trying to figure out if plants can feel feelings

Also cats are real cool

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Honestly, love is a strong word

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Today's science fact

The Void

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I should start meowing more irl

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TODAY'S SUPER COOL AND VERY FACTUAL SCIENCE FACT

There are always approximately 7 goblins skittering around in your walls.

Those sounds at night? It's not the house settling.

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I wanted you to be mine

I needed to be yours

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God I'm so full of love and anxiety I might just explode in a shower of glitter

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Had an interesting conversation today about physics and morality and what it means to be truly free.

Because a bag of chips got stuck in the vending machine...

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God I love songs that go "You're the morning eyes, I could stare like watching stars" but also the songs that go "Thoughts in the mind so gusty" and then the ones that are almost poetry and go "Go out for coffee four times a week by yourself"

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