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youre telling me a fruit minced this tart

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i had a dnp dream so vivid it took me 30 min after waking up to remember the dream AND remember it didn’t actually happen. basically phil posted a bunch of photos of dan on his story and he had dyed his hair orange/ginger…….? and he captioned it smth like “what it’s like living with your partner” 😭 which makes 0 sense. it was as impactful as the phlonde reveal but it didn’t look good at all basically daniel never dye your beautiful brown locks idc

double psychic damage in the form of phan and ginger dan, what a lovely way to have your rest disturbed. fr though he needs to never dye his hair lmao phil can keep dying his and dan can stay boring please, it's far too risky

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Saw it was make a terrible comic day today (June 24 2025) so meet my cats

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why don't more people talk about the panel where chilchuck is literally grabbing senshi's ass

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they match....

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And is this train due in 0 minutes in the station with us right now?

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im only here cause my friend chad made me come bit is funny enough on its own but it does feel worth adding that that scene is from the monster high movie wbere the normal modern day american human police try to publically execute a guy with a giant jack-o-lantern shaped device on a hill at midnight

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woowoo's

soosoo's

Learn the Fucking difference.

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"I know chatgpt is bad but you just don't really have any choice" you literally do. Don't use it. Have some moral backbone.

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Fresh off the market this ->🐕 little dog now only $4.99! Get in quick!

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Hey im gana leave my dog here can you keep her safe?🐕

yes yes of course i will keep your dog safe

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i am bding bothered

ID: Orange and white tabby being pet on the head by two people

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somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time