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a list of canon facts about kon-el that not everyone may know (ranging from obscure trivia to general knowledge)!

he has a phobia of needles (and also mentions hating probes)

cadmus downloaded star wars and star trek into his head in the tube

his leather jacket was the first possession he ever owned (and the original one was destroyed pretty soon after he got it)

he's only had three actual romantic relationships since his debut 1993, two of which were with adult women who groomed him (the third was with cassie sandsmark!)

he is a fan of liz phair, garbage, r.e.m., and nirvana (among others)

lex luthor had nothing to do with him or his origins for the first decade of his existence. this only changed via a retcon in 2003 (which was, in my opinion, very poorly written)

he once had a nightmare involving tim in "avian drag" and bart in a playboy bunny outfit, which could mean nothing

john henry irons once called him a chalupa

his TTK is powerful enough that he once destroyed every single gun in los angeles in a single instant!!

he has attempted suicide on-page twice

he also has a bunch of science terminology and knowledge implanted from his time at cadmus and knows a lot more about some technical scientific subjects than people expect

he and superman have a positive and loving relationship that isn't easily defined by nuclear family terms

one of his friends in the 90s was a gay afrolatino teenager with a fish alien boyfriend

he can correctly pronounce "mxyzptlk"

superman gave him the name "kon-el", the name of a sorta-cousin of his from krypton, to signify that they were family, which made kon so happy he cried

krypto was specifically his dog in the 2000s, not a general family pet, because krypto didn't like staying in the fortress of solitude all the time but also couldn't live in metropolis with clark.

krypto was so distressed by kon's death that he fled earth for around a year (this issue made me cry in public btw)

he feels very strongly about clones rights to self-determination and bodily autonomy, which has led to him stealing a cloned baby and going on the run from the u.s. government before

he befriended ma and pa kent before he ever knew clark kent was superman (and one time clark came to visit his parents just to find superboy already at the dinner table, stuffing his face with biscuits and gravy)

king shark originated as one of his rogues

he enjoys surfing!

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at first i wanted to draw them normally like the series BUT me deje llevar

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speaking of eyes, im a big fan of brown eyed donna in fanarts

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They're angry over one of the most basic components of his character?

I was kind of joking about that post about how you couldn't make Blazing Saddles nowadays, but I guess it's just true. You can't even make Superman these days without them complaining he's woke.

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pointless pics i forgot i drew

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being a vigilante will have u 16yrs old with a 40yr old coworker like damn where tf is batman's ass at today ??

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Nyaaa🐈🐈🐈🐈

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the teen titans powersets are so crazy because it’s like. girl whose father is the devil, from the bible. girl who can make the earth swallow you. alien princess with laser beams. boy who can do a backflip

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You tell Jorge Jimenez you need a picture of Tim Drake shot and he’s like “done”

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why does water taste so much better in the middle of the night

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NEXT MOVIE PLS 🙏🙏

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he is cold

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Link to TikTok video - I used the liquifying brush for effects and it turned out pretty cool💅💅

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Prince of Gotham

(heavily inspired by this post op if you see this, I didn't want to bother you 🙈)

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The Boy Wonder

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“Here,” Tim whispered, placing the spoon back into Dick’s hand. His hand closed a second over Dick’s own, squeezing it for a second before drawing back. “Try again.”

Dick set his jaw, staring down towards the spoon in his hand. Not at the spoon, though, at the void of where his fourth and fifth fingers should be and the piece of missing flesh that had come out with them. If he closed his eyes, he could still feel the burn of teeth around his skin and the sensation of something coming loose.

“Dick?” Tim’s voice was near, his tone bobbed in his throat. “Are you okay?”

No.

No, he is not okay, but he hasn’t been okay in many months. He doesn’t know if okay still exists in this windswept, desert world, ravaged by bombs and human hubris. Silently, he had wished that Bruce’s bomb shelter hadn’t been so robust, that the walls hadn’t been so thick, that they had been washed away in a second like the rest of Gotham and they hadn’t spent three years holed up underground just to emerge into earth razed.

And maybe if it had just been civilization gone, they would have figured it out. They had each other and Bruce’s vast stockpile, but they hadn’t bet on the things that the radiation had transformed. They hadn’t bet that some companies would have looked at this as an opportunity. They hadn’t thought they would be hunted.

“Yeah,” Dick croaked, after a moment. “I’m okay. I’m trying.”

He fumbled with the spoon like a baby, shifting the weight of the metal between his remaining fingers. Once he had held things without thinking, and now his muscles felt like they were all strung up in the wrong directions. He should feel lucky. His entire hand could have been swallowed.

Pain deep in the hollow of his chest spiked through him and he put the spoon aside. He felt Tim’s eyes on him as he stood and brushed sand from his pants.

“I’m going to feed Bruce,” he said, looking for towards the night and the darker shape outlined against it.

“Not any more of your fingers I hope.”

A thin smile slid onto Dick’s face. “No, I wasn’t planning on it.”

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Jon Kent making the new secret six do a pronoun circle before they hunt down Amanda Waller