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My dad broke the fucking bro code and I’ll tell you how :)

So my dad was on the varsity football team in highschool right? Well so was my uncle, they were really good friends through high school just cause they were team mates. Apparently my dad was always just cONViENTLy around when my mom was just cause he knew my uncle. After high school, my dad was still fuckin whipped and my mom finally gave in and let him take her out and then they got married a couple years later. I fucking cannot, this man put hoes before bros.

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when I saw one of the strongest men in my life on his knees crying in my moms arms, I realized how human everybody really is

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I was heading to christmas breakfast thing for my dads work with both my parents and I put on a button up and the only complaint my mom had was, “Kid, thats wrinkled.” So she sprayed me w some of that downey dewrinkle shit and said the button up makes me look rly flat epescially w the vertical stripes and the only thing I could do was :D

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do you understand what kind of power Bob Ross would have if he was British...

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“Lonely isn’t being alone. It’s the feeling that nobody cares.”

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I rly need to acknowledge that living in Utah has made me a lot more yeehaw than I was in California because all my friends in California have already :)

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I keep forgetting I am a force to be fucking reckoned with.

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my dogs freaking out cause he feels sick and he cant throw up but like thats what you get from licking everything you find dumb shit

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so my high school’s star senior quarter back is in my foods class and I have seen more Homoerotic Bullshit from him and a linebacker in that class than I did all of Pride weekend last summer... let me assure you, both of these christian boys have girlfriends and our entire kitchen, minus on Stright Girl, like to talk about how hot the teacher is...

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ya know, I been posting real serious shit cause I’ve been sad and gay this past week but I think it’s time to get funky

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“What made you happy once may not make you happy now.”

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“It’s important to do what’s best for you, whether people approve of it or not. This is your life. You know what’s good for you. And remember that self love takes strength.”

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“Let me tell you this: if you meet a loner, no matter what they tell you, it’s not because they enjoy solitude. It’s because they have tried to blend into the world before, and people continue to disappoint them.”

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:)

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“No relationship is all sunshine, but two people can share one umbrella and survive the storm together.”

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whoever's reading this deserves love

AND

grilled cheese samch