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look I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about electronics, but sometimes a plug is so big it blocks another socket, and I'm always like "who the fuck do you think you are"
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Hit the hay so hard last night that i found the needle
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the people love me because i am always saying "Yay" and "Yippee" and "Yahoo" or some other variety of joyous expressions. i was trained to be a court jester at a young age and well it looks like that shits paying off
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those ads for ai integration on phones are so funny bc it seems like they cant. come up with that many use cases that arent already on a phone? "ask gemini to give you recipes when youre cooking!" "use our AI assistant to find the perfect gift for your girlfriend" yeah or i could just like. google it. you've spent millions on a slightly fancier version of an alexa. good job man.
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truly never getting over the greatest loss streaming services caused: the disappearance of DVD special features. behind the scenes, bloopers, deleted scenes, commentaries, I will never forget you, I will never stop missing you.
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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.
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We used to have goth girls in every animated show. They wouldn't let you make a cartoon from 90-00s without at least one goth chick.
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what if we cut each other’s hair in the kitchen…….. and we were both butches
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'adam ant wears swashbuckling new romantic clothes in 1983' in 100 ideas that changed fashion - harriet worsley (2011)
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Eliot Waugh | 01x01 Unauthorized Magic
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theres bikes around the city you can rent but you have to use an app that needs your drivers license. theres buses that drive right to your destination, but if you dont have change you need the app. you can wash your car here if you sign into the app. you can go to the bathroom here you just have to unlock it with the app that needs your location on. you can order at this restaurant if you scan the code and download the app. im losing my freaking mind
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we need to be weirder & so so earnest now more than ever
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ok so i made a rockstar lestat tour poster
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