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How To Date:

Step 1- Buy her pizza.

Step 2- Make her cum.

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"Happy valentines day, Nnoitra-sama!" Tesla beamed brightly, seemingly overly enthusiastic as per usual before Nnoitra would crush his spirits; again, /as per usual./ "I didn't know if you liked that kind of thing, so I didn't get you anything." He frowned somewhat as his arms folded over his chest.

  Leaning teasingly close the mantis invaded his fraccion’s personal space. Exhaling deeply, displaying no amount of discomfort or retaliation. Gripping a large portion of the arrancar’s hip, drawing him closer. Nnoitra then whispered, “…I despise this sort o’ thing. But I could guess wha’ ya wanted from it —-“

 ☼ Drawing back quickly, the quinto glided away. And under his breathe he hissed “Valentines day…happy my ass.” 

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"All dis perfume and stuffed bullshit can't be fuckin healthy...happy valen- whaeva my ass."

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"----Awe. Wha' a fuckin' sweetheart. Don' make me blush, cher so charmin' and shit. I'd have ta repay ya wit' strippin' ya body o' tha' scarred skin o' yers an' feedin' it to da rest o' ya kind. Kitties are carnivores. 

       "How sweet. Why, yer gettin’ me all tingly already. Tell ya what, you do jus’ that, and I can cero yer goddamn face and dance over yer dead fuckin’ body to return such a wonderful favor.” 

                             Adds a fake smile.

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-Casually drops a mantis origami over his head and goes back to Harri's palace- //Missed you bby

-crushes present into dust-  

——I don’ accept gifts from desperate twats. Dafaq.”  

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[Missed me, bitch please. Kidding. I love you, babe. -clings on ya-]

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"----Cher so fuckin'....u-useless." 

"My apologies, did I say something bothersome—?"

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Pokes Nniotra. Because he can.

-freaks out and retreats to the corner of the room- 

   ”D-damn ya. Don’ cha t-touch me, stray….!

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"---Ya. A cookie. So I can shove it down a mangy cat's throat an' watch em choke out. Heh."

       "Awh, the mantis must get lonely. Someone give him a cookie, eh?"

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"----Lousy advice by some random ass runt. Yer pullin' my leg." 

"…I..I’m thinking you perhaps… need friends.."

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"----Why do ya have ta fuckin' comment Tes...?" 

"....N-ngh." 

"You’ve been absent for quite some time, Nnoitra-sama."

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----Bitches missin' me. Tch. All I miss is gettin' laid an' gore. Na cher faces. Don' ferget who I am dammit.

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master-cifer said: ((Babu!))

izurufukutaicho said: // [jump tackles]

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"----Uh, I don' know..some people have somethin' called a fuckin' life..."

~BORED!~