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shounen series are really funny because it's considered the genre standard to have a male protagonist who has little to no interest in girls his age because you're writing for middle school boys and OBVIOUSLY girls are lame and dumb but endless enthusiasm for perusing his dreams of becoming the very best at whatever sport/game/fantasy combat system/activity the word of this series revolves around which means all his most intense emotions are projected onto rival characters and brothers in arms (who, again, cannot be girls) and if you're really really smart you'll go in knowing how gay that reads, actively play into it, and openly embrace having a large audience of female doujin writers turning all your characters into submissive and breedable twinks and if you're really really lame you'll get the exact same audience of female doujin writers but you'll get all annoyed about it and wonder why people keep reading gay subtext into your series where the female love interests feel disposable and irrelevant but the bonds between bros are palpable in every scene

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This photo

Of Phillip with a cardinal 

Belos calling Hunter his nephew (aka son of his brother)

“Big Plans”

Grimwalker literally meaning “the dead walking”

Wild magic “took” Belos’ family

Hunter is definitely a clone, but not of Belos, methinks…

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OP, does anime count?

Broken cartoon blonde white boy with daddy issues and who has actually wished harm on themselves on screen/thought the harm they endured on screen was deserved/a good thing to comfort character pipeline

(Also, to the please get therapy pipeline)

Feel free to add on

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being a self-taught artist with no formal training is having done art seriously since you were a young teenager and only finding out that you’re supposed to do warm up sketches every time you’re about to work on serious art when you’re fuckin twenty-five

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ranking re:zero characters by how often they say “fuck”

Meili: has the worst potty mouth out of anyone, because she spent her formative years hanging out with creepy vampire assassins, but also has no idea which words are swears and which aren’t, again because she spent her formative years hanging out with creepy vampire assassins. Every few weeks a new profanity emerges from between the cherubic lips of this tiny child and scandalizes the entire Emilia camp, who then have to explain to her what that word actually means and why she should consider saying it less frequently.

Beatrice: as the best-read and one of the oldest members of the Emilia camp, she has the second most extensive repertoire of cusses and disses after Meili, and she knows how to use it. She’s calmed down a little bit after befriending Subaru, but only a little bit.

Ram: constantly says “fuck”.

Otto: constantly says “fuck” and is getting really tired of how surprised everyone is the first time they hear him swear. Subaru has picked up on this and pretends to be deeply scandalized every time Otto says it, which is like ten times per conversation where Subaru is involved.

Frederica: has been known to say “fuck” from time to time.

Petra: is experimenting with “fuck”, as preteens are wont to do. She swings back and forth between being delighted with her new grown-up ability and feeling vaguely guilty about Saying Bad Words. Honestly, I just think she deserves it, as the only sane and well-adjusted member of the Emilia camp.

Puck: will absolutely say “fuck” but only if he thinks Emilia won’t be able to hear him.

Patrasche: physiologically incapable of saying the word “fuck”, but thinks it to herself every time Subaru does something stupid.

Garfiel: said “fuck” in front of Frederica ONE TIME, and got his mouth washed out with soap. He’s annoyed that she tolerates swearing from Petra and not from him, but also begrudgingly in awe of Petra’s power.

Rem: says “fuck” exclusively when in her oni form.

Roswaal: thinks he’s too classy to say “fuck”. He’s not, but nobody is brave enough to tell him that.

Subaru: says whatever the Japanese equivalents of “dang” and “fudge” are (picked it up from his dad).

Emilia: only plucked up the nerve to ask everyone what “fuck” meant last week. Otto had to explain because nobody else was willing to do it.

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I really like the parallel between this scene:

And this scene:

Because BY disobeying Hawkmoth, BY breaking the akuma's hold, Alya DID learn all of Marinette's secrets.

If she hadn't broken that hold? If she had listened to Hawkmoth? That second scene never would have happened.

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oh my god he actually has to bend down to be eye level with her now I just-

S1 vs S4 @marinettas

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its about how hannibal pretends to be all centered and calm but when he breaks hes actually feral, impulsive and emotional

its about how will pretends to be an emotionally stunted mess that doesnt know his own mind but when his person suit breaks he is actually calculating calm and ice cold

its about how hannibals person suit is driven by logic and wills by emotion but without their person suits hannibal is driven by emotion and will is driven by logic

its about how everyone thinks hannibal is the one who orchestrated the whole thing and will is the one who fell into his trap but in the end will is the one who pulls them off the cliff and hannibal is the one who lets him

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Reki gets put up against Adam (unfairly) next race so this bi ginger is having a crisis. Because holy shit what the fuck man this dude is ruthless he’s not putting up with his pedo shit again. But surprise surprise, Tadashi comes to the rescue and teaches a bitch. So thanks to Adam’s underestimation and a few new tricks up his sleeve Reki just manages to win the beef!

Now we’re at the finale and jesus christ everyone is HYPED. The prodigy rookie and nobody who defeated hecking ADAM are going up against each other!!! A dangerous amount of money is getting put on bets. There’s never been a larger crowd. Everyone holds their breathe as the lights count down from three... two... one

And these kids are just gliding? Slow paced, not a care in the word. Everyone is silent from the shock. The supposed biggest beef of all time is just some teens giggling and pulling small tricks in an abandoned mine shaft. Still, as lame as it may be, someone has to win right? But as the finish line comes into view these fucking lovebirds hold hands and cross it together.

So before they get hounded by these cheap skaters (who just want to now the winning bets) Reki and Langa run off somewhere more secluded to spend their evening together😌

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made a matchablossom and renga amv

please watch if you would like, it would make me very happy

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GUYS WE DID IT

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i’m obsessed with this

and then, two months later....

🥺

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I'm a simple reader, I like it when the pov switches back and forth between one character thinking "I am so ugly.....too rugged and broad shouldered and good at chopping logs to ever be attractive to this beautiful ethereal person.....even now they stare at me in disgust" and the other character who is thinking "NUT but I must control my passion.....they know how lecherous I regard them and pity me for my hopeless lust NUT NUT NUT"

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“When you’re a fan of @rupaulsdragrace and @sashavelour but also really love some @carlyraejepsen and are just really proud to be a gay man.” - (@mkik808 on IG) 

Anyway, here’s a compilation of Mark Kanemura and his I-C-O-N-I-C #CutToTheFeeling lipsyncs to brighten up your day and your lives. ^_^

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⛧ ⛥̸̨̫̲͕̀̊̓̑̓̍̔̄̌̽̍̏̍̈̽̈̑̐̊̚͠ ̴̮͕̩͑́͂͝ψ̸̢̖͉̩͇͖̰̯͊͌̇̀̈͂̓͊́̊́́̆̚̕͠͝ ̸͍̫̠̻͔̻̻̗̪̟͔͔͈̰͖̤̲̣̘͔͔͂̅̈́̓̈́͘ͅ⛥̵̡̪̫̜̟̦̖͕̲̲͎͔̳̦͚̠̬͍̣̟̘̿̈̚͜ͅ ̴̧̨̧̪̱̘̜͇͕̥̦̠̜̠̠͈̗̞̩̙͖̦͆͂̈́́͑̀͑̊̒͋̅̅̕͘̚͝ͅ⛧̵̧̡̬͍̜̥̭̩͔̥̘͓̻̼̮̯͙͖̯̤̜͙̟̆̀͋̓̍͌̀̅̀̓͊̎͂̑̐͠͠͝ ̴̡͙̣͚̳̘̥̟̥̲͉̍̀̍̆̽̏̑̔͑͘͝͝ͅ☠̷͖̤͚̹̯̰͉̝͚̼̳̦͓̍͊͐̆̔̄̔̔͌̾̉̀̂͆̒͂̆̚͝ ̶̡̨̧̛̥̮͙͈̦̞͕͕̞̰̦̹̼͓͉̗̈́̓̈́̈́̓̀́͑͌̾͗͊̃̓̍☠̴̖͉̻͕̮̖͇̩̻̟̄̑̋̽̔̈́͛̄̀̔̾͑̃̏̽͊̀̕͘̕̚̚͜͠͝ ̸͖̗͕̫̬̈́͝⛧̸̢̧̹̘̰̰͕̿̀ ̸̢͚̳̺̳̑̊̽͛͆̎̉̃͊̅̑͆̋̓͆̅͗̈́̚̕͘͠͝⛥̶͍͈͉͙̓̓̂̉̔̇́́̃̕͘ ̵̡̧̛̣̮̲̬̘͖̮̘̃̐̀W̴̪̱̟͚̠̰͇͍̓͑́̽̒̀͂͒̎̍̐̐͜E̷̡̛̛͉͔͈̱͖̗̲̮͔͍̠̞̙̗̫̦̗̙̱̮͊̊̆̎̽̏͐̎̂̅̽͋̈́̀́̓̓̆͌͊͜͝L̸̡̧̻͖̜̠͓̝̦͕̾̀͂̇̿́C̶̛͙͙̠͆͆̒̆̎̊̽̃̂̿͛̔̚̕Ő̷̧̺͓̬͉͔͔̫̬͖͕̤̺̲̯̳̤̘͕̪͈̩͎̔̀̉̈́̀̔̀̔͐̅̐̄̕͠͝M̶̡̺̥͍̖̝͙̟͉̘̖̝̱̪̉́͗͐̀ͅͅḚ̸̝̻̠̰̝͈̎̓͒̇̋͆̓͠ͅ ̴̨̡̯͈͍̞̔͆͛͂̓͆͌͑͒̋̈́͝͝T̵̠̣͎̟͙̺̜̺̗́͗O̴͚̟̻̩̳̳̣̦̹̰̻͎͚͓̝̠̩̩͗̋͑̅͐͌́̑̂͒̀̽͗ ̶͕̦̤͚̱̫͖̣̼͇̣̦̺̬̥̟̭̊̉͊ͅͅĤ̶̡̧͉̬̰̪̬̖̝̰̙̠̮̘̺̭͇͇͉̜̼̣̦̏́̍͂̾̽͜͝Ế̸͍̋̈̽͋̒̒͒͜L̶̡̡̞̲͔͋̉̌͂̆̅̈́̏͘̕͘͝ͅL̶̛͇̱͌̔̈̎͊͝ ̵̹̫͖̬̂̓̃́̐́͐͋̏̊̌͒̿͘̕͝͝͝ ̸̡̙̖͉͍̮̺͈͇̤̦̥̼̙͇̣̂͛͗̐̃̓̃̀͌͐̉͆̕͝☠̷̡̡͈̰̩̺̲̘̤̈́͑̎͊̅͊̎͋̅̽̊͂̋̽̈̀̾͐̏̕͜ ̸̖̗̤̈́̆͋̈̚͝͝☠̵̙̻̟̩̺͙̝̦̜̖̯̠̹̳̻͎̪̼̉̆͑̄͗̆̅̈̉͆͊̃̎̇́̊͠ ̸̧̧̡̨̥̲̱͓̬̗̝͕̳̠̺͎̭̖̎̂̎̓̓͋́̌̒̏̇̈̽̈͘⛥̷̢̨̦̜̲̟̣͙̥͚̭͇͙̹͇̈́̌̉͒̉̄͛͜ͅ ̵͇̏͗̊̎͆̅͐̈̂̈́͘͝☠̶̢̢̬̻̬̺̘̙̼̜̣͈̭̻̀̂̌͋ ̶̧̨̠̪̳̙̝̮̪̦̹̲͇͉̹̙̼̠͍̙̝̲̗̓̏̏͛̑̉̾͑́̽̄̀̍̂̅̚ͅ☠̴̡̢̨̺̘̖̼͓̫̦̝̻̜̯͚͙̠̘̥̤͉̽̀̑̓̋̏̇͋̃́͐͗̽̔͗̀̋̐̅͝ ̶͕̝͓͖̙̙̲̬̼̝̱͔͆͋̉̊̿̓̃͆̃̌̒̈́̾̄́̋͘⛧̴̢̪̺̝͔̭̙̼͍̼̜̖͓͚̬̯̭̇͒͊ͅ ̵̛̩̰̥̳̱̗̫͓̩̙̥̹͂͑̌̿̑̒̍̽̾͗̔̿́͋͐͌̎̎̔̊̽͋̇ψ̷̧̡̨̛̦̻͖͙̯̝̖͎̘̏̑͋̀̆́͂͛̎̈̽̈̓̚͘͘͝͠ ̸̡̢̢̮͈̘̹̼̰̥̳͖͈̖͇͍́̔͑̽̓̅͐̃̔͑̍̄͝ͅ⛥̴̮̳͓̽̓̐̋͝͠ ⛧

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THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY BABY'S GENDER REVEAL PARTY!

Thank you for coming to my baby’s gender reveal party! I can’t wait to share the precious moment when I find out whether this bundle of joy I’m carrying is a little ballerina or a little truck driver. I am just so excited to talk about my future child’s genitalia with 30 of my closest friends and acquaintances! You know me and my hubs Andy. We’re obsessed with being extra and we’re never going to settle for just an ordinary gender reveal party. We’ve had a cake prepared that’s either pink or blue, based on whether our child is a Little Man or a Little Miss. First, I will cut into the cake and show a slice. If it’s a Boy, the cake will be blue, because blue is Boy! Blue is color of Boy things, like the sky, which is where the Air Force lives. Pink is color of girl, because girl things like flowers and laundry mistake. We’re not stopping there. After the cake, Andy is going to use a crossbow to shoot 12 wild rabbits that he bought at a store where you get food for large snakes. Each guest will then take one of the dying rabbits into her hands and look under the tail. If the dead rabbit is (was) a girl, our baby will be a little fashionista. If the rabbit has a little penis? Our lovebug will grow up to be a doctor or other type of Man! This is a party for adults, so feel free to get a little naughty. There’s nothing that makes me feel like making fun dirty jokes then thinking about my unborn child’s Boy or Girl pubic mound! We’re going to play a twist on “pin the tail on the donkey,” and you’ll either stick penises or vaginas on a picture of my ultrasound. We’ll be using glue that’s made from either Boy or Girl racehorses. This grown-up game will be made even more fun by the fact that we will be eating gourmet ice cream cones that are either flavored like Boy (scotch with a fun spicy touch of hot sauce) or Girl (nothing). Can’t wait to meet our Little Heartbreaker or our Little Slut! I never knew this before getting preggo, but there are a lot of rules for Girl or Boy! There are many things that are Boy. Boy is Blue, dog, numbers, fireman (even though fireman Red, it is Boy), hair (coarse), shape of ball like soccer ball, bricks, glass, buildings, car, sharp. Girl is Pink, cat, hair (soft), shape of square like purse, skin, boat, dry. I know it’s a lot to remember but look, I don’t make the rules! (The person that make the rules is Boy.) Andy and I love our traditional gender roles. He makes the money and cuts down the trees because Boy, and I am House for baby. Andy loves to make me eat vitamins so the House will be nice for Baby. Each vitamin is like a gift I give my baby’s House! I can’t wait to see what job my baby have. If Boy, maybe Racecar Scientist, Ambulance Lifter, or Priest Batman. If Girl, only job option is House or Lesbian. Even I don’t know what our baby is! When ultrasound technician which was weirdly Girl told Andy what gender our baby was, I told him I didn’t want to know. Andy was able to keep a stoic face when Girl Technician told him Boy or Other One! He was completely deadpan except for one tiny body language thing, where his mouth said “now our baby can’t be Blacksmith.” Andy is so good at keeping surprises! I hope our little bundle of joy looks just like him when grows up to be Ice Fisherman Man. Thank you all for sharing this day with us. I can’t wait to start this family with my sweet Andy. We will be the perfect Dad and House. But just remember: I will love my baby no matter what, whether it decides to be Lumberjack Surgeon or just normal Umbrella Girl On Salt Container. In the end, it does not matter! Whether Boy or Girl, my baby can do anything, like wear a pant or do computer. After all, Boy or Girl, my baby still White.