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Very quick announcement from the doctor!

I was planning to end my hiatus just a few days ago, but found myself in a rut when it came to Madness Combat. I am still in this fandom— my love for the series hasn’t waned— but I’ve decided to expand my writing services.

Please head to @y0ur-gh0st-h0st if you want content relating to Dead by Daylight, and please have a wonderful day!

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y’all basic I wanted more gambler

POSSUM. PLZ TELL ME YOU VOTED IN SALTY'S POLL.

Wait...THERE'S A POLL WITH SALTY IN THERE ?!

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Hey everyone. It’s, uh, been a while.

Bad things have been happening to me recently, things that I’d rather not disclose. I recently lost a very close friend.

So. This is goodbye— for now. I’ll be back, I promise, but for now… eh. I think I’ll be on hiatus.

Yours somberly,

The Doctor.

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Hi everyone, this is the Doctor speaking.

I will be taking a small break off of this account. I'm in an emotional rut, and it's hard to write in this time of numbness. I'll be back in a week or so.

Yours lovingly,

Doctor Maggot

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//MADNESS COMBAT VR BUT THE AI IS SELF AWARE\\

MADNESS COMBAT SELF AWARE AU

Prescription: Chapter Five

Side Affects: Canon-typical violence

Doctor's Notes: MAG Bandit time!

READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.

"Howdy chat! So glad to be back in MADNESS: PROJECT NEXUS! Wahoo! Yippie!"

Your chat exploded into "wahoo"s and "yippie"s as you chuckled. "Happy to see me, eh fellas?"

A friend piped up through a donation. "BESTIE! THE! THE MAG BANBIT. . . WHATCHU GONNA DO ABOUT THAT?"

You hummed thoughtfully. "Okay, hear me out. We get him on our side."

The chat went wild at the proposition. One half rooting for you, the other half demanding you reconsider. You grunted. "Don't worry, if I die I'll just come back. Y'all fellas know this, yeah?"

Reluctantly, your chat agreed (Well, most of your chat agreed) to let you go ahead with your plan. With one final "Wahoo!", you started the game.

Instantly you were flung into the heat of battle, the loud thumping of the MAG bandit's footsteps growing ever closer. "Skunk!" you cried, "hide behind me!"

Skunk, rather than hiding, shouted up to the MAG. "Hi Baby!"

You raised a brow. "Baby? That's their name?"

The MAG bandit, Baby, scurried up to Skunk and crouched down. He sniffed at her loudly. "SKUNKIE!" he exclaimed, nuzzling her intensely as she giggled.

Cautiously, you approached, hand on the pistol at your side. "Hi, Baby. . ." you cooed softly. "Hiiii. . ."

Baby perked up quickly and sniffed at you, pushing his face right up against you. "FOOD?" he bellowed.

"Ah- um-" you looked to Skunk nervously.

Skunk chuckled. "Hey Baby, that's not food! He's our pal!"

Baby gently headbutted you. "OKAY!" he exclaimed. He got up and waddled past you, changing his focus from you to the AAHW. He began to throw things at them-- cars, metal scraps, chunks of concrete. . .

You grabbed Skunk's hand. "He can handle himself. Let's go."

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@yanderes-galore gives you this on a silver platter

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//MADNESS COMBAT VR BUT THE AI IS SELF AWARE\\

MADNESS COMBAT SELF AWARE AU

Prescription: Chapter Four

Side Affects: Canon-typical violence, Reader being kind of a sadist

Doctor's Notes: Reader adopts a MAG Bandit

READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.

Fighting agents was, in a word, boring.

Repetitive, even. At least it was exciting as you tried to keep Skunk safe from all the gunfire.

"Hey, get behind me!" You shouted to her as another wave approached. You gritted your teeth and opened fire at the agents, soldats, and engineers.

She dove behind you as you took shots at the AAHW and rogue bandits. "Yeah! Get some!" You laughed loudly as you pelted your enemies with a haze of bullets.

"Oi! Bring in the big guy!" Shouted a nearby bandit before Skunk sliced him open with a rusted piece of scrap.

"The big guy?" You looked around. "Surely they don't mean the MAG?"

Loud thumping and a roar answered you, and you swallowed thickly. Thinking fast, you paused your game to talk to chat, which was devolving into chaos. "Okay, okay, this is NOT normal, guys."

"Maybe it's just the mod changing things. I'm sure the story will be normal," someone said quickly through a donation.

You sighed. "Yeah, maybe. Maybe. I think I'll take a lil break, should I end the stream? Like, this is a looong game, I don't wanna be stuck in a vr headset for upwards six hours."

While much of chat disagreed and wanted you to continue until the industrial sector, one of your friends piped up in chat. "If your not ready for the fight, take a couple hours break, okay? Love ya pal!"

With a chuckle, you agreed. "Yeah, I'll end the stream today. I love y'all fellas, don't forget to 'wahoo' at least once a day!" you laughed. "Bye fellas!"

The stream ended, and you took off your headset. "Woo, what a day. Can't wait to stream tomorrow. . ."

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Hiiii♡♡♡

Can you write torturer!Sanford and reader, who is not susceptible to pain / or reader have regeneration and their wounds heal quickly(at your choice).

Short story, please🌸

I LOVE torturer!Sanford!

//SANFORD\\

SHORT STORY

Prescription: Yandere! Torturer! Sanford x Painless! Regenerative! Reader

Side Affects: Torture, Mild/Nonspecific descriptions of gore, Clinginess, Lima Syndrome.

Doctor's Notes: Reader is nonverbal and communicates using sign language.

READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.

Sanford gently placed his hands on your shoulders, unsuccessful in avoiding your flinching. He sighed. "Hey. You okay? I know I hurtcha real bad yesterday. . ." He kissed your still-healing shoulder, making you hiss.

"Stop. I'm done," you signed.

A chuckle sounded from Sanford's lips as he rubbed your shoulders. "Oh, sweetheart. . . We're never done." He squeezed your shoulder, and you winced.

He laughed again, then walked over and grabbed a pair of pliers. "I'll keep those hands from talking for a while." He positioned the pliers at one of your fingers, then yanked it out of its socket.

You growled at the uncomfortable pressure it caused and bared your teeth at him, making him smile. "Aww, baby. You're adorable!" He gently pinched your cheek, and you snapped at him, making him retract his hand with a grin.

You scootched back, glaring at him. "Fuck you," you signed.

Sanford sighed and crouched down. "You okay sweet stuff?" He put a hand firmly on your face. "I want you to be okay."

"Why?" you sign.

He smiles. "Because I love you."

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hello ! i really enjoyed the sheriff hc’s :) i was wondering if you can write any romantic headcanons for Jebediah ?

thank you <3

Oh? This'll be fun!

//DOCTOR JEBEDIAH CHRISTOFF\\

ROMANTIC HCS

Prescription: General Yandere Romantic Headcanons

Side Affects: Obsessive Behavior, Delusional Thoughts, Implied Murder, Stalking, Panic attack

Doctor's Notes: Reader is a random grunt. Takes place after the Fall of Nexus.

READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.

]] Jebediah does not form attachments easily. At least, he tries not to.

]] But you were. . . different. Maybe he was only attracted to you aesthetically, but he wouldn't ever say so. He was convinced that you needed him from the moment he saw you.

]] He didn't mean to stalk you, he just wanted to keep you safe! Without your knowing consent, inevitably.

]] Jeb believes himself to be a savior. Your savior. He needs to protect you from everyone he distrusts Hank and his dissenter friends, and he will do whatever it takes to do that.

]] He would never kidnap you, but he would try to weasel himself into your life.

]] Your first meeting with him was. . . a doozy.

]] "Be not afraid." "WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, THIS IS THE SCARIEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE."

]] Noticing the blood on his hands, you take a step back. He takes a step forward and repeats his statement. "Be not afraid," he growled.

]] You whimpered, and tears sprang to your eyes. He noticed this and quickly approached.

]] Most grunts like affection, yes? So surely you would too. He places a hand on your cheek as you devolve further into panic.

]] He gently shushes you, guiding you to a seated position. He smiles at you. "Your savior is here."

"And I will keep you safe forever."

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//MADNESS COMBAT VR BUT THE AI IS SELF AWARE\\

MADNESS COMBAT SELF AWARE AU

Prescription: Chapter Three

Side Affects: Canon-typical violence

Doctor’s Notes: This is literally just HLVR:AI but with MADNESS: PROJECT NEXUS

READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.

Though traveling with Skunk had led to (some) bandits not attacking you, you still killed every last one in your way. This didn't frighten Skunk as much as it should, but she was still terrified of you.

You handed her a crowbar. "You know how to fight?"

She nodded. You tossed her the crowbar, which she caught easily. "Um, you seem to be pretty good on your own, sir."

You rolled your eyes. "Yeah, but I want you to fight with me! It'll be a fun teamwork building activity! Come on."

Skunk looked at the crowbar and sighed. "Y-yes, that sounds. . . r-reasonable."

"There we go!" You patted her head. "Now come on, we've got a project to destroy."

You smiled at Skunk as she walked beside you.

The two of you jumped at a loud screech of metal. A bandit walked out of a tollbooth, approaching Skunk with a screwdriver. "Can't pass, girlie!" He squealed.

Growling, Skunk assumed an attack position. She bared her serrated fangs (Holy shit, they look like shark teeth!) at the bandit. He merely laughed and began to run towards her, at which point you make the split-second decision to punch him in the face.

"GAHow! What the-" He barely had time to finish as Skunk lodged the crowbar into his skull.

You gently placed your hand on Skunk's shoulder. "Hon, you're shaking."

She turned to you after yanking out the crowbar. "I'm fine. Let's keep going."

You shrugged.

Exiting the building where the gun was, you looked at the bridge and the box across from it. Without warning, you began to shoot the box, making Skunk scream. You quickly stopped.

"Sorry, sorry!" You rushed to her side. "You okay?"

She gulped thickly. "Mmm. . . fine." You sighed, then turned back to the now-lowered bridge. "Let's go then."

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//MADNESS COMBAT VR BUT THE AI IS SELF AWARE\\

MADNESS COMBAT SELF AWARE AU

Prescription: Chapter Two

Side Affects: Canon-typical violence

Doctor's Notes: This is literally just HLVR:AI but with MADNESS: PROJECT NEXUS

READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.

Your view of the game returned to you as you said your (temporary) goodbye to chat. You looked at the wreckage of the truck, then at Sanford and Deimos. "Y'all okay?"

Sanford gave you a look. "Since when did you care, man?" He scowled meanly and took out a medkit before lifting Deimos's shirt to check for any injuries.

"I-I'm sorry," You murmured.

Deimos wheezed and tried to sit up. "Lighten up, 'Ford! Hanky's been in a good mood lately, don't wanna ruin it! 'Sides, I'm fine!" He coughed loudly. "Still in one piece!"

Sanford rolled his eyes. "Be a good mercenary and scout up ahead, will ya?"

"Yeah, sure thing Sanny." You could practically hear the surprise as Sanford heard the nickname. You chuckled and walked away, eager to get this one-grunt show on the road.

As you wandered forward, you heard the distinct voice of a bandit. Oh, this'll be fun. You snuck up behind one of the pair and snapped his neck quickly, then beat the other to death. You whistled softly. "Fun."

Spotting a few more up ahead, you raced forwards and got to work beating the shit outta them, laughing happily. "It's like a stress toy, or a dog toy! You hit it and it makes a funny noise!" You giggled at the joke.

You made your way down the street, obtaining your first weapon: A pipe. You chuckled, weighing it in your hands. "Things are gettin' groovy."

Noticing a few bandits emerging from a building, you ran up and swung your pipe. "The fuck wazzat for, twink?" You giggled at his remark as you beat him to death. You didn't know these guys could curse!

Finishing up, you noticed there was one more bandit. Going towards her, you noticed something odd- she didn't seem to want to fight. If anything, she seemed scared. Huh. I wonder if I can add her to the team.

You whistled at her in the same way you might whistle to a dog. "C'mere," you called. Terrified, she skittered over. You chuckled. "What's your name?"

"S-S-Skunk," she stuttered out.

You raised a brow. "Skunk, huh? You uh, wanna come with?"

Skunk looked at you with confused fear. "You don't wanna hurt me?"

You chuckled. "Eh, that remains to be seen." You smirked at her expression of terror. "Kidding, I'm not gonna hurt you." You patted her head, and she squeaked. "Come on."

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//MADNESS COMBAT VR BUT THE AI IS SELF AWARE\\

MADNESS COMBAT SELF AWARE AU

Prescription: Chapter One

Side Affects: Canon-typical violence

Doctor's Notes: This is literally just HLVR:AI but with MADNESS: PROJECT NEXUS

READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.

"Alright chat, we ready?"

You took a deep, excited breath. Today was the day of your first stream, testing out a new mod that would make the main (and most side) characters "self aware", using ai and deepfakes.

The chat practically exploded with hearts and encouragement as you laughed. "Alright, fellas, we gotta get into character, okay? We're Hank, we gotta do what Hank would do." Instantly the chat recommended sex with 2BDAMNED, which you laughed at. "I'm not fucking anyone!"

The game started as soon as you chose a new file, and you were dropped into Hank's form in the back of the truck. You smiled as you heard Sanford's voice. "Hank, you ready to brawl?"

Deimos laughed heartily and added, "Don't get shot, pal!"

You giggled. You adored these two so much! "When have I ever, Dei?" you responded with a bit of snark, earning a cackle.

A Soldat leaped from his motorcycle and onto the truck bed, and you quickly went to town with your fists, punching his face to a pulp. Two agents hopped in behind you, and you grabbed the knife off of the dead Soldat and started slicing, cheering and whooping as you did so.

"Damn, pal, never heard you so happy!" Deimos rasped hoarsely. You laughed and continued to fight until your knife broke.

Sanford spoke up. "There's a little treat we left in the chest there," he shouted. "Try it out!"

You opened the chest and grinned when you saw your new weapon. "Oh fuck yes," you whispered, "A little treat for me!" You grabbed the gun and started blasting, mowing down agents before they could even get on.

Deimos laughed. "Havin' fun back there, pal?"

"You know it!" you replied, shooting to your heart's content. You glanced at the chat- yeah, about now those bandits should-

"WAUUGH!"

The screen cut to the loading screen and you laughed, then looked at chat. "How'd I do?"

"A little too giddy," said a friend through a donation. You giggled.

"I can't help it, man, I'm excited to be Hank! Wahoo! Yippie!"

The chat filled up with "Wahoo"s and "Yippie"s, which seemed to be your catchphrase. You laughed. "Don't worry, y'all, this stream ain't over!"

You smiled as you readied for the next level.

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Hi everyone, this is the Doctor speaking.

I recently rewatched HLVR:AI and it gave me an idea for a self-aware au. I know it's a bit early in my blog to start a big project like this, but I can't help it! I'm excited! Expect some lore posts soon.

Yours excitedly,

Doctor Maggot

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Hi again! I got another request for you with one fo your prompts.

Can you do Y! Sanford x reader, where like the reader shows little emotions unless they're comfortable with someone they know and Sanford is really expressive towards them, to the point he says 'I love you' and the reader just side-eyed him and then Sanford force's them to say it back.

Also can you add the prompt Bare too.

Oooh, sounds fun!

//SANFORD\\

SHORT STORY

Prescription: Yandere! Sanford x Closed Off! Reader

Side Affects: Possessive behavior, forced affection, parasocial relationships

Doctor's Notes: Used prompt Bare ( I want you to make your heart naked to me, to show me your full love in all its sweet vulnerability. )

READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.

Sanford was not, was never, and will never be your lover, no matter how much he deludes himself into thinking that way.

You blinked awake, sitting up and finding yourself in Sanford's bed. You rolled your eyes. Not this again. It seemed like Sanford was determined to see you and he as a couple.

You got out of bed and brushed yourself off, before jolting slightly at the sound of the door opening. You sighed. "Sanford, for fuck's sakes, knock."

"To my own room?" He chuckled. "No way, doll." He walked over and scooped you into a hug. You winced and looked away.

You brushed yourself off again as he set you down and laughed. "Love you, dollface."

Rolling your eyes, you walked past him. "Yeah, yeah, whatev-"

He grabbed your wrist. "Say it back, sweet stuff." He looked you in the eyes. "Say. It. Back."

You gulped. "Sanford, let me go," you said sternly.

Sanford huffed. "Doll. . . Why are you so-"

He snarled as you yanked your hand away and grabbed you by the shoulders. "I want you to make your heart naked to me, for once." He looked kinda pathetic while he talked, as if he was trying to gain pity points.

"I want you to show me your full love," he hissed, "In all it's sweet vulnerability."

You squirmed, making him snarl again. "Mercenary, I'm not letting you go until you do."

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Update:

I got my computer back!

Hi everyone, this is the Doctor speaking.

I think my computer was hacked. Until I can fix this mess, I won’t be posting. Love you all.

Yours lovingly,

Doctor Maggot

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Hi everyone, this is the Doctor speaking.

I think my computer was hacked. Until I can fix this mess, I won’t be posting. Love you all.

Yours lovingly,

Doctor Maggot

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hello, are you able to write any romantic headcanons for sheriff ?

much appreciated <3

I'd love to!

//THE SHERIFF\\

ROMANTIC HCS

Prescription: Yandere Romantic Headcanons

Side Affects: Obsessive behavior, unbalanced power dynamics, nonconsensual drugging, nonconsensual affection

Doctor's Notes: The reader is assumed to be a MERCenary working under the Sheriff.

READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.

]] Sheriff, at first at least, wants to court you.

]] He does it anonymously in the beginning, and you even resort to changing your number as the texts begin to tell you things about your daily life that no one should know.

]] Not realizing that he shouldn't have escalated so quickly, he starts sending you gifts. They'd be cute if you didn't assume they were from a stalker.

]] You try going off the grid. You delete your Bumblr account, your Killter account, you destroy your phone, you do everything except quit your job.

]] That was your first mistake.

]] The gifts are delivered directly to your office, your (new) doorstep, your work mailbox, your home mailbox-- they're everywhere.

]] You start having paranoid breakdowns at work, lashing out at everyone, even your boss.

]] It's now or never, if he doesn't act soon you'll never trust him.

]] He calls you into his office one day, and you obediently go. Obedience. . . he always liked that about you.

]] As soon as you're in, the door is locked. You're directed to sit down.

]] "Mercenary," he says, "You been actin' a bit. . . anxious lately."

]] You pick at your elbows and chatter your teeth nervously with no response from your lips. You're on high alert.

]] Sheriff notices this and offers you a shot of whiskey, which you refuse. He persists, and you give in, not wanting to be at the receiving end of his anger.

]] "Ye've been a good worker, Mercenary. Yer obedient. . . yer efficient. . . yer. . . pretty."

]] You start to feel woozy, and you tell him you'd better get back to work. You get up on shaky legs, and Sheriff gets up and rushes to your side.

]] "No no, doll, ye best sit down. 'Fore ye hurt yerself."

]] Unable to think properly, you agree and sit down. The glass slips from your hand and you barely notice when Sheriff kisses your cheek. "Yer safe, doll." He chuckles.

"Finally safe with me."