originalcontent
originalcontent
Trees, Rain, and Gravel
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Very sporadic posts made in vague terms about things you probably don't have context for. Send me drawing requests.
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originalcontent · 13 days ago
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Him: Are you drunk enough yet, that you'd want to go play in the sand?
Me: Why would I need to be drunk to want to play in the sand?
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originalcontent · 18 days ago
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I've got like sixteen unfinished comics in open work files on my old computer.
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originalcontent · 1 month ago
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I hate cooking for myself because no one's there to be super impressed when I absolutely knock it out of the park.
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originalcontent · 2 months ago
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Computer: Everything in your system is up to date. :) You have no problems. :)
Me: I don't believe you.
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originalcontent · 2 months ago
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Protestors at events I've been to tend to skew older, and I have been told several times how happy they are to see someone young like me at these things. (I'm not even that young; late millennial.) I suppose this is a psa or something for people in my age range, older generations are protesting for our future, and I think it would mean the world to them if more of us were there to show support.
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originalcontent · 3 months ago
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My least favorite thing about autocorrect is how it always corrects "themself" to "themselves."
#i'm a ''singular they conjugates to themself" truther#i'm not talking about a group of people here there's nothing plural about them#but even if you disagree. come on. ''themself'' objectively exists as a word. people use it. texts use it. autocorrect shouldn't do that.#wait also. tangent in tags moment. please disregard if you wish to commiserate about original post.#(gonna stop complaining about technology and start complaining about human decisions)#while i'm on the subject of conjugating pronouns#they/them/theirs does not actually translate to he/him/his. why do people do that. it's they/them/their.#and for that matter if you're doing that it's probably also she/her/her not she/her/hers. if you gotta include three pronoun examples.#you know:#talk to him/talk to her/talk to them#his book/her book/their book#''theirs'' and ''hers'' aren't proper analogs to ''his'' why do people do this#like i GUESS ''the book is his/the book is hers/the book is theirs'' but that's less common usage isn't it?#as well as being very obvious extrapolations of ''her'' and ''their''#also what's even the point. most people if seeing he/him or she/her or they/them can probably figure out the rest#well apparently they might not get ''themself'' but maybe that one's controversial and other people are wrong and prefer ''themselves'' idk#(i don't actually mind if that's what you prefer for yourself#but for me personally they/them isn't expression of gender but rather a lack thereof and so i'm discussing grammar of gender neutrality)
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originalcontent · 4 months ago
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Found some clovers.
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originalcontent · 4 months ago
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originalcontent · 4 months ago
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My favorite ads are definitely the ones for fox news.
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originalcontent · 4 months ago
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Well, I was convinced to go to a party with promises of free food and also by nature of not having anything else to do today, so I guess I'm doing the superbowl thing. Fortunately there is someone else here who has also literally never seen a football game, so talking with him has been nice, but man this shit is incomprehensible to me. Even if I was a fan of the game, I think I'd still find the constant cuts to ads unbearable, are there always this many ads during football?
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originalcontent · 5 months ago
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you can beat a high horse in the mouth but you can't make it drink
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originalcontent · 5 months ago
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Thanks guys.
What's the name of that trope where a character is made out to be super strong or badass, but where they don't actually do anything, they exist for someone else to defeat them to prove how cool they are for having wrecked a strong character, but in practice they don't come off as cool instead the original character just comes off as weak and useless? What's that called?
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originalcontent · 5 months ago
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What's the name of that trope where a character is made out to be super strong or badass, but where they don't actually do anything, they exist for someone else to defeat them to prove how cool they are for having wrecked a strong character, but in practice they don't come off as cool instead the original character just comes off as weak and useless? What's that called?
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originalcontent · 5 months ago
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I always feel like these books drift a bit somewhere in the middle for me, but they have really strong beginnings and endings.
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originalcontent · 5 months ago
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I do like the POV of the girl calling the first two books pretentious and long-winded.
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originalcontent · 5 months ago
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The Queen of the Damned is so funny, Lestat has another introduction wherein he says he's still super hot, he's the best rock star ever, he's wearing tight jeans, he's going to tell the story from other POV's but when they comment on how attractive he is those are their canonical true-to-life opinions not anything he made up, and then he reminds everyone again that he definitely fucked his mom. Then the book's first act consists of a bunch of new POV's from various characters from all around the world, all of which manage to shoehorn in some scene where they listen to his rock music and comment on how great his rock music is, and how even if they're not into rock, Lestat's music is just that good.
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originalcontent · 5 months ago
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my name is Bill and soon at last it wil be tyme to brayke thy fast, so to the icebox you shal come. This is to say- i ayte the plum.
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