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i need a green arrow pied piper team up

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true love was invented with jessica and roger rabbit

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drip so impeccable the bus driver says he likes my shades

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central city rogues spotted in a denny's at 6:43am right before they rob the bank off 4th and franklin

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“I don’t care about dumb weed jokes,” I said naively, before I saw this

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genuinely in shambles over not having a penis. like you're telling me i can't jork it? in the stripped club? all i want is to take her to my penthouse and freak it. all i want is to crank and yank that.

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me: i think i want to start dating again! put myself out there!! be confident!! be sexy and slay!!!

me, the realist: you're having a pms induced manic episode, do Not.

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i'm pretty sure this happened in canon tbh

happy dannypocalypse!! (20th anniversary edition)

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Jason and the Argonauts (1963)

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the inherent tension between the acronyms JFC, JFK, and KFC .......

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unfortunate turn of events! heatwave and captain cold are dirty liberals. Sad!

fox news catches wind of the pied piper's evil socialist beliefs and disposition to radical humanitarianism and starts calling him the pied woker. trickster, a victim of circumstance and association, is rebranded as the wokester.

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fox news catches wind of the pied piper's evil socialist beliefs and disposition to radical humanitarianism and starts calling him the pied woker. trickster, a victim of circumstance and association, is rebranded as the wokester.

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hearing a song you really like on the radio just hits different than streaming it. same with catching a movie you really like on cable just as it's starting. streaming services will never be able to capture this very specific kind of simple joy

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new attachment style just dropped!! please don't forget me remember me breathe me say my name one more time say i'm here i'm here i'm here

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Another selection of some of the better names I've come across in Regency era newspapers recently.

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in deadpool 3 there's just gonna be roughly 45 minutes of wade and logan making out. that's just what the mouse told me tbr 🤷‍♀️

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if a supervillain said "you wont kill me thatd make you just like me" i would simply say "no it wouldnt id be saving millions of people" and the villain would say "but youd be dooming yourself. could you really live knowing youre a killer" and id say "well id certainly have trouble. ill probably be very sad about it. definitely a lot to unpack" and theyd say "so you wont do it" and id say "oh no im still gonna" and theyd say "what" and id say "youre a supervillain responsible for countless deaths and yet here you are desperately trying to bargain for your life. you want to live. which means you can easily live with yourself after being responsible for countless deaths. i, on the other hand, will at the very least have tremendous difficulty with even killing just one person and at worst might just jump out a window right after i do it. the very nature of this whole conversation about whether we are the same has proven to me we are very much not the same and i am certain killing you to save millions is the morally correct decision here" and theyd say "what" and id say "get killed idiot"