They/them | currently undergoing an identity crisis | Dated a queen once and now it's on my resume
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going off on a quickie honeymoon before margarine bellhop wolverine has to go back to work. see you guys after the hiatus!
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i did NOT have sex with a horse you guys!!! y’all need JESUS.
Hey losers you’ll never guess what i did today!!!!!!!!! (hint: there was a horse)
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love is not a scam love has a name. it’s marmalade benetton silverstein cucumberpatch
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Hey losers you’ll never guess what i did today!!!!!!!!! (hint: there was a horse)
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ok ill concede the other stuff but the horse is non-negotiable. im not falling in love without a horse present
disney fucking lied to me where is my prince charming on horseback coming to rescue my mermaid ass as i lay dying in a hundred year sleep after eating a poisoned apple
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disney fucking lied to me where is my prince charming on horseback coming to rescue my mermaid ass as i lay dying in a hundred year sleep after eating a poisoned apple
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my attempts at wooing nature
me: i am all alone haha maybe i’ll just marry nature
nature:
me:
nature: i have a boyfriend
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this is a starbucks. take ur pda somewhere else u hobos #boo
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honestly fuck cuffing season. why am i still alone. love is a scam
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goals
Glowy skin, vintage lingerie, cherry lips and curly hair is such a look
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i was men......and i wholeheartedly agree

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A woman’s first blood doesn’t come from between her legs but from biting her tongue.
Meggie Royer, The No You Never Listened To (via moaka)
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I look in the mirror
I look in the mirror
And I see me
I look in the mirror
And I see breasts
I look in the mirror
And I see the other sex
Again, I look in the mirror
And I see me
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according to some recent events....sexuality is a spectrum u guys!!!!!
Young avengers is a gift to the world.
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