orochimartyr
orochimartyr
Death defeated, still conceited
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Reptiles & memes from a retired Orochimaru rp blog. Friendly on main. StarWars sb: @accursedkaleeshi LoK sb: @Overazielous Ace + autistic
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orochimartyr · 11 hours ago
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Not “Only my reading of canon is correct” or “Interpretations are subjective and all valid” but a secret third thing, “More than one interpretation can be valid but there’s a reason your English teacher had you cite quotes and examples in your papers, you have to have a strong argument that your interpretation is actually supported by the text or it is just wrong and I’m fine with telling you it’s wrong, actually.”
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orochimartyr · 2 days ago
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I call her Bacon.
Bacon is good for me. Bacon is like ma family.
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Concept in progress.
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orochimartyr · 4 days ago
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the color signatures of various elements when ignited
FB image credit: Ceres Science
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orochimartyr · 5 days ago
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等不及买没有任何用的小卡片了
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orochimartyr · 5 days ago
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orochimartyr · 6 days ago
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Trying out a wood carving project & will keep tally of how many times I accidentally stab myself:
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orochimartyr · 6 days ago
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Plants 🌱
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orochimartyr · 6 days ago
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After retirement, Kakashi becomes the Snoop Dogg of the Naruto world. And by that I mean, universally beloved icon with a maybe shady past who is always doing the randomest stuff.
Just side-quest after side-quest.
He's at a political summit in Iwa one minute, the next he's on a cooking show. He's a commentator for international sporting events, he's organising disaster relief efforts, he's making cameos in B-list movies, he's a member of the hokage's cabinet.
And who's going to stop him? Man speedran his shinobi career, he's done - he's finished the game. He can officially do Whatever the Fuck He Wants. You try telling war hero, soldier-since-he-was-5, and former ninja prime minister Hatake Kakashi he can't go on a hot spring world tour or invent ninja WWE. That's right, you can't.
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orochimartyr · 8 days ago
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alright gamers tell me: what’s the game that’s the equivalent of a weighted blanket for you. it’s not necessarily a good game or a fun game but a game that gives you a sense of peace and warmth
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orochimartyr · 8 days ago
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Red Dead Redemption II (2018) dev. Rockstar Games
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orochimartyr · 8 days ago
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orochimartyr · 9 days ago
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orochimartyr · 10 days ago
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Plains Garter Snake (Thamnophis radix), family Colubridae, found in the central U.S.
photograph by Adrian Bara-Popa
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orochimartyr · 10 days ago
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Blue-lipped Sea Krait (Laticauda laticaudata), family Elapidae, Bali, Indonesia
Venomous.
photograph by Koh Ke Han
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orochimartyr · 10 days ago
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Ball lightning while visiting a parking lot… Ball lightning is a rare phenomenon described as luminescent, spherical objects that vary from pea-sized to several meters in diameter....
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orochimartyr · 10 days ago
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Wagler’s Temple Viper (Tropidolaemus wagleri), female, family Viperidae, Sumatra, Indonesia
Venomous.
Photograph by Pungky Nanda Pratama
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