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Since Dogs in Love 3 just dropped, I figure I'll drop the invite link to my unofficial Dogs in Love discord server

I made it after I first watched the first video, because my brain wouldn't stop vibrating about the Dogs

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the water in pyrite city has a hardness of around 4500 ppm on account of the sligoo that got sucked into the filtration system back in 2017. it used to be around 380000 when it first happened but I don't think it really constituted water back then since that's like, 1/3rd sligoo.

Water lore‼️‼️

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@braininatankwithalaptop im at the lighthouse. the lever is on the mainland. this is a case of, at best, a lighthouse keeper being forcefully quarantined from the rest of society. i dont know what the fuck they did but the fact that im paying for it is bullshit.

orre fact number 22

im currently stuck on the other side of the rotating bridge in gateon port. why does this shit even fucking exist? what benefit is there to it rotating? they could just have a four way bridge. but nooo, weve gotta have a lever that turns it so someone can get stuck. fuck this fucking region.

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orre fact number 22

im currently stuck on the other side of the rotating bridge in gateon port. why does this shit even fucking exist? what benefit is there to it rotating? they could just have a four way bridge. but nooo, weve gotta have a lever that turns it so someone can get stuck. fuck this fucking region.

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orre fact number 21

this guy i know scammed justy by selling him "pure sand". he also bought a pack of condoms with it for some reason, not sure what that was about.

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orre fact number 20

we do double daylight saving time here. we push it two hours instead of one. fuck if i know why

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orre fact number 19

one time champion alder from unova fired the entire government of orre.

dont ask how that was possible, our political system is completely fucked.

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This tracks given Biden's history in Team Snagem.

employed posters: i hate my manager unemployed posters: bidens dragoons are currently fighting mewtwo in cerulean cave hand in hand we march into the future

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orre fact number 18

fuck this place

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If you had to pick a town to wipe out of Orre, what would it be?

finally, theres a fuckin good question

agate, easy. those old people up there are fucking weird. ive already mentioned the mightyena lady and not all of them are quite that bad, but theyre batshit insane at worst and "from a different time" at best.

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yeah orre fact number 17

back in 2013 when scientists discovered sylveon there were these other scientists trying to ride off the hype and discover their own eeveelution so they moved into an old cipher base and started doing fcuked up experiments on eevees.

they got busted in 2015 and a gang moved in to the base as happens with literally every abandoned structure here but theres still blood. soap isnt in the average gang budget and neither is water.

shits fucked man

When will the professors finally discover more Eeveelutions

I want my Bug-Type!!!

you guys put a lot of pressure on eevee. she's like the barbie of pokémon. why are you mad that shes not a lawyer when shes already an astronaut and a doctor and a mermaid

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If I were to visit Orre, where would you recommend visiting?

(@sawsbuck-trainer)

first off dont come here youll hate it

i guess theres the krabby club. its right by the port so you wont have to run very far when you decide you want to leave this shithole

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What was the best thing that happened to Orre in the past few years?

if youre asking about good things youve probably got the wrong region.

there was a dave n busters in pyrite back in 2014 but it closed down pretty fast.

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orre fact number 16

sometimes the internet just goes out in the entire region for days at a time.

its only because of terrorism about half of the time.

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is it legal for a child to gamble in orre?

idk what youre planning but i dont like it

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opinions on justy

hes a fucking cunt i wish he would die. they wouldnt let him be a fuckin gym leader in unova so he moved here to try and make his own stupid gym but he fuckin sucks at it and we dont need fucking gyms here. stupid city twink just doesnt fucking get it.