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And this STILL increases the chances of light being kira
the best death note joke format will forever be L asking light a simple question in which logical answer A might increase the likelihood of light being kira and logical answer B similarly might increase the likelihood of light being kira and after a short internal struggle light comes up with answer Y, which no human being has ever thought of as being a normal response in all of living history
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'Shang Qinghua and Shen Yuan were dating pre transmigration' is funny as hell, but I raise you "Shang Qinghua and Shen Yuan are DIVORCED'
You heard me right; DIVORCED.
So much angst, dynamics and hilarity it could add. Even better, the other speakers lords and Qing Jing disciple would have no idea what's going on.
Shang Qinghua, at quarterly meeting: And that's the budget for this year! As long as we stick to it and don't buy any more Miku figurines-
Shen Yuan, slamming his hand on the table: Oh, honestly, Qinghua, if you had spent half as much time focusing on our marriage than you did on those dammed figurines maybe I wouldn't have taken A-Bing in the divorce
Shang Qinghua, sniffing: That's a pretty fucked up thing to say to me. Meeting adjourned.
Yue Qingyuan, staring into his teacup and contemplating his existence: DID XIAO-JIU GET MARRIED, ADOPT A CHILD AND GET DIVORCED WITHOUT ME??
(A-Bing was their goldfish)
I don't see them as bitter, hateful exes, honestly I think they'd still be friends, but I still think it would be investing to have a layer of depth to their dynamic. Like, of all the people you had to stick me with in a strange, hostile world you chose HIM??
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Chapters: 1/6 Fandom: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count’s Family | Trash of the Count’s Family - Yulyeohan Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Cale Henituse | Kim Rok Soo & Hong & On & Raon Miru, Choi Han & Cale Henituse | Kim Rok Soo, Cale Henituse | Kim Rok Soo & Witira, Basen Henituse & Cale Henituse | Kim Rok Soo, Basen Henituse & Lily Henituse Characters: Witira (Lout of Count’s Family), Choi Han, Cale Henituse | Kim Rok Soo, Ron Molan, Vicross Molan, Basen Henituse, Cale Henituse’s Biological Mother, Jour Thames, Raon Miru, On (Lout of Count’s Family), Hong (Lout of Count’s Family) Additional Tags: Misunderstandings, Fluff, Light Angst, Mildly OOC Characters, Spoilers, Implied/Referenced Character Death, previous tag for jour thames, Everyone Needs A Hug, Everyone Gets A Hug, Minor Original Character(s) Summary:
As far as Kim Rok Soo is concerned, he’s always had hand tremors.
Whether due to his lack of sleep having to flee from monsters, or his less-than-perfect eating schedule, but the point is–he’s always had hand tremors.
..which may or may not contribute to the many misunderstandings and the worries of those around him when he transmigrates into the body of Cale Henituse
Prompt inspired by tumblr from; calethescammer//mel who also has an ao3 account under the username tired_little_bean
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it gaves me so much realization in life and ate me alive.

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Shen Yuan outside perspective is just. Always so funny
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Constantly obsessed with the concept of a man forced to be a myth. What do you do when every step you take is embedded into the text. Every word you say prose to read. You're part of something bigger than yourself. The narrative tugs you along like water currents. There is no time to rest, to be human. You must be great, you must be legend
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IMPORTANT!
TCF is going on hiatus during December due to the author going through surgery. Apparently her health has been declining since summer, but it's supposedly not life-threatening. Still, everybody please pray and/or send good wishes for Yu Ryeo-Han's swift recovery! 🙏
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The thing I hate the most about Part 1 is that I can't insult the White shat's appearance because I would be insulting KRS
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There are three types of AU I dislike and have a very low chance for me in LCF fandom
1. OG!Cale is KRS
They are similar, yes, but they are very much different people.
It's just weird, in my opinion, to have them as 'one.'
Having ogCale as KRS is like telling ogKRS never exist.
I don't really know how to explain it but what make lcfCale more charming is his life as KRS and having him as ogCale also take away that charm.
2. Whatever the name where it's just ogCale with lcfCale's achievements
As much as I love Raon to meet ogCale, it's only make sense IF lcfCale/ogKRS is there too.
I hate it when they just copy-paste lcfCale achievements and dump them to ogCale.
I will give it a chance if the word-building is actually make sense but most, if not all, is just a copy.
Without lcfCale, many who died still have to die.
Cale is smart, i know, but he will not in lcfCale level, with him with more experience and ogCale is just a teenager who never actually experience the hard of life that involved many deaths beside his mother's death and his trash persona.
It doesn't make sense he know about lcfCale's APs.
IF by some miracle he know the future, it will be not in detail like how lcfCale read the novel.
IF by some miracle Raon is alive and follow ogCale, he will not be Raon.
And even if he did heard about Raon, I don't think he will know that he is a baby dragon, a tortured baby at that.
3. Modern LCF AU
This is an AU I hate the most.
Having this is erased BOTH ogCale and ogKRS.
Because transmigration is so damn impossible, like, why would that happened?
You can't make modern lcfCale lcfCale because by that their entire lore will be VERY MUCH different.
Abuse will not adding up here because I don't think Deruth will stop that low.
What make lcfCale lcfCale is him as ogKRS and when you take that away, lcfCale will not be lcfCale.
Actually, modern lcfCale is probably the most healthiest mentaly among all Cale and KRS.
The only big misfortune is probably the same as ogCale and he will surely not going ogCale's path if his personality is anything to goes by.
The curse will not exist because if it is than I don't think deruth, hell, maybe Ron too, will not last that long.
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As a fandom, we are missing out on a crucial element of regression. Making people other than Cale do this. Later on in the first novel we see a peak into this idea- though more alternate universe flavored.
Eruhaben wakes up 20 years ago. On the dot, he bursts into Henituse Mansion, precisely 24 hours after Cale's birth, and wrangles himself into being The Dragon Father. This is similar to being the God Father, but a dragon barges into your house and says if you don't want him to steal your baby you better let him have visiting rights. No, your child doesn't have even a speck of mage ability. He just looks kind of neat.
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WHY DO PEOPLE TREAT DERUTH LIKE HE'S THE EQUIVALENT OF KIM ROK SOO'S UNCLE????
LIKE HE'S TRYING, I'M SORRY HE DOESN'T HAVE THE HIGHEST EMOTIONAL EQ???
He's no track star of a father, but he's no deadbeat either?
I feel like y'all don't see parents as people. Because they are. They're flawed people who existed before you and carry their own burdens.
Yeah, there are some really shitty people out there who force their burdens on their children. There are parents out there who never let their children know they had a burden at all. Everyone is different. They carry their burdens differently, and some people crumple beneath them.
Deruth crumpled beneath the burden of his wife's death and failed to be an emotional support figure for his son.
I don't think this makes him evil, just weak.
Do I think this makes him a deadbeat shitty father who deserves the bizarre amount of condemnation he receives?
Er, no. I'll never promote Deruth as the father of the year, but the way people take what we don't know about the relationship between og!Cale and him to make Deruth the sole cause of Cale's problems...
you do a disservice to og!Cale's character. He had his own reasons for what he did, and he himself refers to them as his family when he spoke with krs!Cale. Why would he sign up for a war to avenge people who he felt neglected by? he wasn't just some victim, he played an active role in his life the same way krs played an active role in his og!life.
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Kim Roksoo/Cale Henituse is such a comfort character. He's to me what Yoo Jonghyuk was to Kim Dokja. And I love Yoo Ryeo Han-nim for creating a character like him.
Kim Roksoo is all about resilience and tenacity. He's the living embodiment of how you shouldn't give up no matter how hard life gets. His life was downright horrible in every possible way. Just when you'd think it couldn't get worse, it does. He was finally starting to see hope in that lonely life when all hope was lost in the apocalypse. What could be more devastating? But he found a sliver of hope in his saviour and made reaching him his goal. Even though his ability wasn't suited for the battlefield he still signed himself up for the Body side to stay closer to Lee Soo Hyuk.
When his second family left him, it would have been so easy for him to just give up and let himself die. It wouldn't have taken much effort. Yet he persevered just because of the promise he made to Lee Soo Hyuk.
No matter how cruel life was to him, he always persevered. He was orphaned at an early age, abused by his guardian, hunted down by otherworldly entities (though he didn't remember that part), everybody he tried to get close to left him, right before he could make something out of his life the apocalypse hit them, his entire team was annihilated right in front of his eyes. It just kept getting worse and worse.
However, it's because he endured it and moved forward that he was able to achieve happiness. If he had given up somewhere along the way, had he never lived to be 36 years old as Kim Roksoo, he would never have been transmigrated into the body of the 18 years old Cale Henituse and gotten a second chance at life. He would never have gotten to meet the new people he calls his family. Nor would he have been able to meet his old family members, Lee Soo Hyuk and Choi Jung Soo, again. All of this was possible because he lived.
The key takeaway of Kim Roksoo's life and journey is that life will get better if you just keep living it. If it's not looking good now, maybe the point hasn't come yet. So don't be disheartened and give up on life. Because, as Lee Soo Hyuk said, being alive is the best.
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Why do my favorite characters just,like, have almost nothing in common there's no pattern at all
1. Cale Henituse
2.Xiao Genshin
3.Ron Weasley
4. K(C?)atarina Claes
5.Penelope Eckart
6.Suzuki Iruma
7.Shen (Yuan) Qingqiu
8.Saitama
9.Phoenix Wright
10.Han Soo Young
11.Ochako Uraraka
12.Gingerbrave
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So real
Me trying to read fic about other characters but I spend the entire time waiting to see if sqq will show up
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It isn’t easy being a cultivator girl…
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translation by @yuangler (x)
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