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[oscar-the-prophet]

bye bye muppet lover guy

[oscar-the-prophet]

Blessed is he who reads and those who hear the words of this prophecy, and keep those things which are written in it; for the time is near.

[oscar-the-prophet]

You shall not take the name of the Muppet Joker in vain, for the Joker will not hold him guiltless who takes Kermits name in vain.

I am NOT the Muppet Joker.

The Muppet Joker is a LIAR and a POSER. Deep down I know he is mupphobic.

Mark my words. I will have my revenge.

[oscar-the-prophet]

For the Croaker himself will descend from heaven with a cry of command, with the voice of a muppet, and with the sound of the moans of Kermit.

How has like no one found this yet, guys you’re missing the muppet lore

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But watch yourselves lest your hearts be weighed down with gender binary and emoness and Chemical Romances of this life, and that day come upon you suddenly like a trap. For it will come upon all who dwell on the face of the whole webbed site. But stay awake at all times, praying that you may have strength to escape all these things that are going to take place, and to stand before the Muppet Joker.

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Whoever is of the Muppet Joker hears the words of the Muppet Joker. The reason why you do not hear them is that you are not of the felt.

Do not marvel at this, for an hour is coming when all who are in the tombs will hear his voice and come out, those who have done good to the resurrection of life, and those who have done evil to the resurrection of judgment.

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HE WAS SCARED, TERRIFIED, BEGGING FOR MERCY, AND THEY FUCKING KILLED HIM WITH NO MERCY

THE LOOK OF A STONE COLD KILLER

#JUSTICEFORTHEMUPPETHOLE

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The Spirit of the Croaker is upon me, because he has anointed me to bring good news to the green. He has sent me to proclaim yaoi to the gays and recovery of hole to the muppets, to let the felted go free, to proclaim the year of the Croaker’s favour.

[oscar-the-prophet]

The one who does what is sinful is of the You Tuber, because the You Tuber has been sinning from the beginning. The reason the Muppet Joker appeared was to destroy the You Tuber’s work.

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"You're impossibly fast, and strong. Your skin is pale white and ice cold... I know what you are..."

"SAY IT."

"A Joker..."

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And there will be signs in sun and moon and stars, and on the earth distress of nations in perplexity because of the roaring of the sea and the waves, people fainting with fear and with foreboding of what is coming on the world. For the powers of the heavens will be shaken. And then they will see the Muppet Joker coming in a cloud with power and great glory. Now when these things begin to take place, straighten up and raise your heads, because your redemption is drawing near.

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And just as it is appointed for man to die once, and after that comes judgment, so Croaker, having been offered once to bear the sins of many, will appear a second time, not to deal with sin but to save those who are eagerly waiting for him.

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Why so serious?

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Therefore you also must be ready, for the Muppet Joker is coming at an hour you do not expect.

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So, if they say to you, ‘Look, he is in the wilderness,’ do not go out. If they say, ‘Look, he is in the inner rooms,’ do not believe it. For as the lightning comes from the east and shines as far as the west, so will be the coming of the Muppet Joker. Wherever the corpse is, there the vultures will gather.

Immediately after the tribulation of those days the sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light, and the stars will fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens will be shaken. Then will appear on Tumblr the sign of the Muppet Joker, and then all the tribes of the earth will mourn, and they will see the Muppet Joker coming on the clouds of heaven with power and great glory. And he will send out his puppets with a loud trumpet call, and they will gather his elect from the four winds, from one end of Tumblr to the other.

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And while they were gazing into heaven as he went, behold, two men stood by them in white robes, and said, “Men of Tumblr, why do you stand looking into heaven? This Croaker, who was taken up from you into heaven, will come in the same way as you saw him go into heaven.”