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otachisbabe-blog · 9 years
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“Well, if I’m dead you won’t be able to get that info! And literally no one else is researching it. So, I’m still important!’ he argued, trying to get back on his feet, only to slip and fall again. “I’m screwed, basically, yeah I get that, but here’s an idea: kick my ass now, let me go?? I don’t know? Keep me as some fucked up pet? Who knows!” Newton finally suggested, trying once more to get back on his feet, which he did. “Please tell me what you’re gonna do. I don’t want to be stuck waiting to know if I’m gonna die or not.”
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“Hey, I have plenty of stealth. I made it in here, didn’t I?“ he quickly defended his dignity as he scurried backward, tripping over his feet and landing on his back with a loud thud.
“Well! Reason number one not to cut me up is that I know a lot about kaiju and I could definitely work for you or something if you wanted that as like an exchange for not murdering me ?? Also I really don’t want to die” Newt rambled, the pitch of his voice higher. He was so scared. So very scared. Ms. Chau was probably gonna kick his ass.
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otachisbabe-blog · 9 years
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asks are rebloggable? whats next… rebloggable selfies??
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otachisbabe-blog · 9 years
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ooc:// considering changing this whole blog to yandere science tbh
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otachisbabe-blog · 9 years
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Actually I’m gonna have to make a list.
Okay but I can take this. I may end up in the hospital, but I’m definitely doing it.
Well, tell that to every shoemaker I’ve bought from that ended me up with broken heels and a shattered heart.
Hey, this isn’t my first rodeo. I can do it. Don’t worry.
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otachisbabe-blog · 9 years
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i cant wait to get a boyfriend, im all prepared. i punched some holes in the lid of this jar and i put some grass and a twig in it
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otachisbabe-blog · 9 years
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Adulting
Me: I really haven’t had enough fruit lately
*pours a glass of orange juice*
Me: It’s also been a really rough week
*pours vodka in the orange juice*
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otachisbabe-blog · 9 years
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apparently nasa confirmed there’s an ocean on one of Jupiter’s moons say it with me kids: space mermaids
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“Thanks.” Newt gave him a big toothy grin. Wow what a nerd, that Newt. Then he sighed. They still have to pick a topic.
Thankfully he had an idea.
“Well, we haven’t heard about the Industrial Revolution since 6th grade, why not it? I mean it brought so many new and cool things, ideas, and child protective laws.” great idea I hope he agrees with you
“Nicht so fließend wie Sie wahrscheinlich nicht, aber ja.“ his answer was lacking in some accents and sharper sounds that he needed, but his point got across. When he noticed Hermann looking at him, he looked away. “Uh, any specific time range you want to pick from?”
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Well, tell that to every shoemaker I've bought from that ended me up with broken heels and a shattered heart.
Hey, this isn't my first rodeo. I can do it. Don't worry.
That is mean, man. Super mean. Those manufacturers can’t help it.
Yeah, yeah,  yeah, that’s the plan, dude. Always cleanse before you go shoving anything up your ass. Its basic etiquette.
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That is mean, man. Super mean. Those manufacturers can’t help it.
Yeah, yeah,  yeah, that’s the plan, dude. Always cleanse before you go shoving anything up your ass. Its basic etiquette.
I’m going for 5 ¼ inch stilettos. They’ll be the best choice.
I don’t have to deal with your shit, man. Just three dildos and a few gallons of lube.
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“Hey, I have plenty of stealth. I made it in here, didn’t I?“ he quickly defended his dignity as he scurried backward, tripping over his feet and landing on his back with a loud thud. “Well! Reason number one not to cut me up is that I know a lot about kaiju and I could definitely work for you or something if you wanted that as like an exchange for not murdering me ?? Also I really don’t want to die” Newt rambled, the pitch of his voice higher. He was so scared. So very scared. Ms. Chau was probably gonna kick his ass.
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“Just how on earth did you get back in here after I tossed you out?”
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I always struggled drawing hands before anyone told me what to do. So here is a HANDy dandy drawing reference to see the steps on an actual hand. There are three big muscles in the palm. The thumb lump is most important because without it you’ll never even get the shape right. Circle up the knuckles and draw bendy lines (red) to connect them. Make sure the fingers go from medium-tall-short-shortest just slightly (index=>pinky finger). Notice the big red squareish shape around the palm-that’s the first thing I do. Note: every infer has 2 knuckles don’t forget the thumb does too…just in a weird way.
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“Nicht so fließend wie Sie wahrscheinlich nicht, aber ja.“ his answer was lacking in some accents and sharper sounds that he needed, but his point got across. When he noticed Hermann looking at him, he looked away. “Uh, any specific time range you want to pick from?”
“Yeah! Uh, Newton Geiszler, but you can just call me Newt. Do you want to see about starting this project thing now, or later, or next week or… What do you want to do?“ he said all of in what seemed to be in maybe two breaths. He was nervous, to say the least. Nervous that his partner for this project really and truly didn’t like him. “Or we could just figure out what we want to do now and meet at the library later?“ Newton had put the stick on Hermann’s desk and was trying to seem confident, and put on a big smile. “It’ll be cool, like, a historical adventure on whatever it is we choose.”
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otachisbabe-blog · 9 years
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I’m going for 5 1/4 inch stilettos. They'll be the best choice.
I don’t have to deal with your shit, man. Just three dildos and a few gallons of lube.
Well, I’ll dress myself like a hooker, douse myself in glitter, and wait.
Eagerly? That’s a little weird. I’ll be careful, though. Slow and steady wins the race, man.
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