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As a demon
Belphegor, looking into the camera: as a demon, I can quite literally do whatever I want to
Belphegor, preparing his pillow as Lucifer strangles Mammon in the background: but I always just end up wanting to go to sleep.
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Politely
Mc, walking into a room suddenly: OKAY how do you politely tell someone you want to hit them with a brick
Satan, not looking up from his book: one wishes to acquaint your facial features with fundamental item used in building walls. Repeatedly.
Mc:
Mc: that's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard
Satan: :)
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You ever take a picture
Mc huffing: ugh, you ever take a picture and then you're like, ew I look terrible in this
Asmodeus, flipping his hair: no, what's that like?
Mc:
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Who would win in a fight
Mc, to Beezlebub: who would win a fight between Mammon and me?
Beezlebub: I can't anwser that, Mammon is my brother
Mc:
Mc: so me
Beezlebub: yes
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Sleep (again)
Asmodeus, wistfully: have you ever fallen in love, Belphie?
Belphegor, deadpan: I can't even fall asleep.
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Sleep
Belphegor: I sleep with so many pillows.
Satan: Weak, I sleep with a dagger under my pillow
Mammon: HA I sleep with a gun under my pillow
Lucifer, speaking up nearby: You're all pathetic.
Satan, narrowing his eyes: is that so? What do you sleep with?
Lucifer, sipping his tea: Mc.
#mammon is probably gonna riot#obey me#obey me memes#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me satan#obey me belphegor#I got this from Instagram shjshs
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I absolutely love this sghsgshs tysm for the tag lolol 🥺😭
Going to post this on Ig later ( @/jellyfish_sam )
This was inspired by @otomoki-doki ♡ UwU
My eyes are BURNING and I have a headache because for some reason this took me whole day to draw >:v
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Lucifers coffin
Lucifer, to Mammon: Mammon, when I die, I'd like you to carry my coffin
Mammon, a little surprised: Really? Ya want me t-
Lucifer, smiling darkly: So you can let me down one more time.
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Stop it
Mc, to Belphegor: You're beautiful, okay? I love you and you're worth it no matter what anyone says
Belphegor, disgusted: mc, cut that out. Stop creeping me out so much
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What if rain
Mammon: what if instead of drops rain fell all at once
Mc, laughing a little: haha like a two inch sheet of water just goes splosh and then it's sunny again haha
Solomon, poking his head in the room: fun fact: that's what would happen if there was no air resistance and the rain would actually come down so fast that it would kill us
Mc:
Mammon:
Solomon: :)
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If you kill a killer
Oswald: if you kill a killer the number of killers in the world stays the same
Levy: kill two
Oswald:
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Have a nice day
Asmodeus, showing Belphegor: watch *turns to mc* have a nice day mc!
Mc, smiling: thank you Asmo!
Asmodeus, turning back to Belphegor: now you try
Belphegor:
Belphegor, to mc: mc, enjoy your next 24 hours
Mc:
Asmodeus, disturbed: no-
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What do you hit
Mc, showing Leviathan how to drive: okay Levi, so if Beel and Mammon are both on the road, what do you hit?
Leviathan, rolling his eyes: LOL, Mammon, obviously
Mc:
Mc, shocked: the BRAKES- Levi YOU HIT THE BRAKES
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Give him a minute
Beelzebub: ....so how long are we going to let him do that?
Lucifer, pinching his nose bridge: Just....just give him a moment
Mammon: *pushing a door that's labelled 'pull' with all his might*
#this has probably been done before but here it is jaoahskbs#obey me#obey me memes#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me beezlebub
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Any books
Satan, texting the group chat: can any of you recommend me any books that made you cry?
Mammon: general mathematics 8th edition
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Short staffed
Lucifer, texting Belphegor about the jobs: we're short staffed today
Belphegor: damn that sucks
Belphegor, already getting his pillow ready: good luck tho
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I LOVE THIS SGAIHAIA 💕 TY FOR CREDITING ME FOR THE TEXT POST SHISHS 😭
Me: Okay, time to work on this comic.
Also me: Hey how about I procrastinate for like a month and dedicate all my time and energy into TW shitposts.
original by: @otomoki-doki
I may or may not have changed the last line to fit in a jojo reference I hope you don’t mind
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