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@crayonsandcottontails

dragon who can’t find a princess to kidnap so she grabs some random noble’s son and resolves to make it work

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Ancient egyptian: I wonder what shape we should give our pharao's tomb

The perilously pointy pyramid:

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don't forget! you're a kid forever.

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[waking up in a cold sweat] we need to sexualize OCD more

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Need to forcefem a girl but like in a gentle way

Give her her hormone injections and calm her down and tell her how well shes handling the needles and how pretty shes getting

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weighted blanket underutilized in gross and coercive contexts

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i haev puppy paws *a nuclear blast instantly obliterates me*

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oh to pin a girl under my claws and roar loud as fuck in her face then lick her terrified tears up

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[Evil villain voice] everyone will be a sweetiepie in my niceworld!

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why does tumblr insist on recommending posts about The One Thing who's every synonym I have blocked except the one that doesn't play well with the blocking systems

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GAMER SNUFF ERP: puppy, mommy's close to leveling up, and you look like just enough xp. now be a good noob and let me mommy pwn you, fragbait...

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everyone who refers to me as their little sister ends up cutting me off forever like a week later it's such a cuuurseee

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he’s got that previously neglected shelter dog rizz. he looks like he wants to quietly sit next to you on the couch while you watch TV

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I'm gonna be real the dndification of kink posting is lame as fuuuuuck

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More people should treat me like their easily manipulated little sister

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coffee with alien: liver is now failien

coffee with vampire: all is wampire

coffee with alien: