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might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

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Jaune, screaming in rage covered in black goop and blood: *Stops with a sudden look of realization* "hold on I gotta take a whiz. You wanna take a whiz break? Anyone wanna take a whiz break?"

Jabberwocky, limping and bleeding: "Curious, hopeful, cautious."

Jaune: "Yeah, seriously." *looks upwards* "What about you cat trying to stay hidden to ambush me?"

Curious Cat: *Poofs back into the visible spectrum, looking slightly battered* "Oh drat. How did you-"

Jaune: "I learned how predict sneak attacks when I was three. A lot of sisters.... You need a break or what?."

Curious Cat: *jumps down to the ground and sighs* "Yeah."

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A big problem with the people running name brand food companies and restaurants is that their entire market is made up of "Nostalgia sales". Sales that exist because the adults buying remember eating their food as children because it was cheaper. Now with prices so high that the adults are struggling, no kid will waste their money when there's more important and cheaper alternatives for enjoyment. This will cause all future sales to plummet as that nostalgia effect won't encourage the newly grown adults to waste their money on food they don't have fond memories of.

I dunno man. I found out today that a subway sandwich is $14 now. A shitty subway footlong sandwich that isn't actually 12 inches long and is occasionally made with expired ingredients and was never a great option to start with. I ate those in high school because I was broke and at the mall a lot.

There are poke bowls in my city from a local place for $16. Super fresh fish and veg, warm rice, more than I can eat in one sitting, for the price of a sandwich and a drink at america's most mid-tier sandwich shop.

Someone in another post said (paraphrased) you used to be able to get something mediocre for cheap, but now the mediocre things cost as much as the nice things so why would you?

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@pilot-boi @howi99 @theminingengineer @the-wayward-arc

Look up your name in the gifs and show the first gif that comes up

@absurdumsid @inka-boi @childofthest4rzz @tobi-draws @largefound

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Jaune: "Hence the giant space whale mount and highly advanced space suit"

Obi-wan: *Even more concerned* "..."

Civilized

Star Wars AU

Jaune: It might just be my motion sickness talking, but I've never liked flying.

Jaune: Back on my home world, we mostly got around on creatures called Jackalopes.

Jaune: I had one that I raised from a pup, her name was Juniper. I had a bond with her that you really just can't have with a machine.

Jaune: Piloting a starship is just so lifeless in comparison. Having a mount that you have a proper connection with just feels so much more...

Jaune: Civilized.

Obi-Wan: ...

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Jaune: "That's cause she's not a capitalist. She's a corporatist. Completely different."

Ruby: "How?"

Jaune: "Simple. A capitalist grows and expands to fit the supply of any given demand. A corporatist reduces and consolidates despite the demand or supply. Weiss. How would you expand the SDC into a small town with a dust deposit?"

Weiss: "Well first I'd send out surveyors to determine how big a dust deposit is found, once I determine that I would start to buy up the necessary land to build up the infrastructure needed to mine, refine and distribute the dust to the market. I would hire locally but eventually I will need to hire and move in additional workers. To ensure the town has enough housing I would sub contract additional teams to build the necessary apartments. "

Yang: "Seems pretty capitalist to me."

Jaune: "Nope. All she did was reduce the local competition and consolidate the local economy under her umbrella. Pyrrha? How about you?"

Pyrrha: "First I would finance the town itself to start its own mining operation itself. Then I'd begin issuing loans out to the locals who prove themselves to be reliable business partners to better handle the intake of new blood seeking work. After that I would work with the local leaders to finance additional housing while also giving out additional loans to prospective business owners. If they succeed in what they do they eventually repay the loans to me. If not I get their property and I start the process again with a new prospect. I would also open my own trade school and open the shares up to newlyweds and parents to ensure the town has a stable flow of tradesmen and women needed to keep the mine and town running. Between the constant loan payments from existing and future loans, income from the trade school and the town's trust in me personally, I would have no shortage of revenue. After that I'd go on to the next town and continue the process."

Blake: "I think we missed the point here. That being people with all the resources and money being evil."

Ren: "You're a princess of an entire island nation who lives in a mansion that could house a hundred people. You don't get to talk."

Ruby: "So Blake and Weiss are both bad capitalists."

Blake: Could we not have a fucking capitalist on our team?

Ruby: What?! Weiss is a good capitalist!

Yang: Uh, well...

Blake: I feel like that's an oxymoron.

Blake: Like, I find the idea of a "nice capitalist" is less believable than feral child possessed by a centuries-old wizard.

Weiss: Funny enough, that's because it is.

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Jaune: "Ruby's cheeks sound like a MG42 when she uses her semblance. I'm Talking-"

Jaune: "-type shit man."

Ren: "Jaune, please stop."

Jaune: Ruby's dummy thicc and the clap of her ass cheeks when she walks keep me from fucking studying.

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Black Sheep Au: Would Cinder help her adopted sisters dress up Jaune and do his hair?

Little Cinder: *hiding inside the attic with Jaune and Saphron* We need another plan! We can't keep hiding away for all eternity!

Teen Saphron: *perplex* I understand Jaune doesn't want to wear a dress, but why don't you?

Cinder: Are you kidding me!? Do you know how uncomfortable those things are!?

Saphron: *who was the oldest and therefore wasn't forced to dress by anyone* ... No?

Cinder: *who never had the luxury to be "fancy"* Me neither! But look at Jaune!

Little Jaune: *Writing in his Journal* "They have taken the kitchen and the living room. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes... drums, drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A shadow moves in the dark. We cannot get out."

The attic door slowly open

Twins voices: *creepily* Found you~

Jaune: *turning around* They are coming.

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Saphron: *holding Cinder in place, so she wouldn't follow Jaune*

Cinder: *trying to reach his hand* Jaune!

Jaune: *being dragged inside the play room* Fly, you fool... *door close*

Cinder: NOOOOOOO!

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Salem: *Growls in anger and opens the curtain to show Jaune*

Jaune: "Hey whats up Grimmy?"

Salem: "How did you- It doesn't matter You'll be gone in a moment." *Turns only to stop at the twenty or so huntresses*

Jaune: "Aha! You didn't count on my loyal Harem of huntresses did you?"

Ruby: *Lunges forward with a growl*

Salem: *flinches back*

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it sucks being an American because people from other countries will make fun of you for liking burger and you will try to be like NO! I EAT OTHER FOOD TOO! but you can't get the words out because you're too busy salivating over the idea of burger

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Eventually one person is born without the ability to teleport meaning that he now has to move everywhere manually. The world scientific experts soon take notice that the person is constantly out of breath. Their conclusion is that whatever is on their moon killing their people has made it to their planet.

on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport the first person on the moon went there by accident and promptly died. The next dozen or so people also went by accident, and also died. Number 14 figured out that people who go to the moon die and very cleverly brought a sword and six weeks of travel rations. This did not help.

No one on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport ever figured out why people die in space because they don’t need airplanes and never found it particularly interesting to climb tall mountains. Astronomers use telescopes to take pictures of the ever-growing pile of corpses on the moon.

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Remember however, highly trained men advance towards the ambush, thus you may need to have a third team ready to drop a few motors or explosive equipped drones to neutralize any attempt to push towards your machine-gun crew and flanking team.

how do I politely let men know there’s a machine gun waiting for them in my DMs ?

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Weiss whose Atlas palette consists of fish, hardy cold climate produce and sweats would be unprepared for black pepper let alone hot sauce

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May I interest you in this cult classic?

Scooby-Doo and the Ghoul School

Just replace shaggy with Jaune and in essence you have this AU

I really want you to elaborate on supernatural RWBY.

Also, would Yang just straight up be a dragon? I feel like it's what she'd want.

Okay, so first of all if we’re doing this they’re either all gonna be undead (not necessarily spirits, but all undead) or they’re all gonna be classic monsties. And I’m leaning toward the former. So no, Yang would not straight up be a dragon

You’re gonna find that what the characters WANT doesn’t play a huge role in this AU.

As for my supernatural world building lore, lemme go find my document

Okay I found it. I’ve got notes on vampires, werewolves, zombies, SPECIFICALLY Frankenstein’s monster, all those body of water related ghosts, goblins, witches, normal ghosts, banshees, will o the wisps, angels, and demons. If you wanna know about any of those let me know, or any other classic monsters and I can give you my thoughts

I’m off topic now, so also if you wanna know about a specific character or have lore questions hit me up. I’ve been aching for a spooky time AU :)

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Future Annexation of Mexico.

@freeusemuses @asexxxualerotica @tokufan700 @rpking99

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You know the Grimm version of Snow White makes more sense than most versions if only because in that version Snow White was like 7 years old.

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"Its Griefed." When a situation is super messed up.

in the minecraft world do youthink people would use "they dug straight down" as code for someone dying