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"The real treasure was this tenth-level wizard's spellbook we found in the ooze's nest! The friends we made along the way can suck it."

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Artificer: Nothing can distract me from my craft

Monk: Well, I've heard spirit possession can be quite distracting

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"It's fine. Deserts are like golf; low numbers are good."

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"My question is, can I cause a vampire war? Is that something I'm allowed to do?"

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"You guys never let me do anything fun."

"We helped you take over the police station!"

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Are you telling me this is a teleport-a-potty?

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Happy Pride Everyone

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"No good sentence starts with "your bones"..."

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“We’re not murder hobos. I’m still a doctor.”

👩🏻‍⚕️

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“Why am I in two campaigns with ghost children?”

👻

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"You can roll for seduction as your pet cow but once again, the bull demon is gay."

🐂

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"the tongue will be difficult terrain"

👅

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"Some Anarchists you druids turned out to be."

"We're literally just having a meeting! That's like the absolute minimum of organization!"

🤝

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“Are you sure you’re not a fish?”

🐠

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"That sounds like a problem that could be solved by 8d6 fire damage in a 20 foot radius." - our sorcerer, at even the slightest inconvenience

🔥

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"Before any of you start yapping, remember that the treant IS a mandatory reporter, so watch what you say around her."

snitch

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"Noticed you're all standing super close to each other..."

🎯