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when you've got Dumb Shit you want to do but there's Sensible Shit you've got to do first before you're allowed to do that.

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Just rediscovered potentially the funniest thing I’ve written in recent memory

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the featherless emus are like easily in the top 10 animals on the planet right now

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The only downside to talking to small children like they’re normal people and treating them like normal people (as per my mom) is that as they develop into bigger children they are viscerally aware of every single moment in which they are pandered to like stupid little accessories (as per my dad, my teacher, the special ed aide, every adult in my middle school) and you end up getting a lot of phone calls from people reporting your kid for (checks notes) “undermining authority”, “disrupting the classroom environment”, “disobeying elder peers”, and “unionizing the grade eleven gym class with intent to incite a mutiny” (as per me) and you end up with a Grown Adult who will absolutely encourage and enable other people’s children to fuck the sustem

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all i want is to get hellsitegeneticsed. i want to know what kind of creature my post is. god i want it to be something cool sooooooooo bad do you think they have the genetic code for werewolves

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Dreaming of Fall 🍂

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the thing that bothers me with 7 deadly sin based characters is when they cant decide if they embody the sin by suffering from it or by drawing it out of others. ie. if your gluttony demon is a guy who loves eating then your lust demon should be a gooner sex pest. and if your lust demon is a seductive girlboss then your gluttony demon should be a 5 star chef. does this make sense.

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Just realised I follow three different nonbinary people named Maia. The nickels keep rolling in.

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hey guys you wanna see a really really bad image of a pelican

YEAH you do. here it is. jesus fucking christ

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Seasons of Flowers

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Kickstarter for my new art book is now live!

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just some silly little guys!

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i miss having an american exchange prof it was great. sometimes he would mention going to mcdonalds or wear a hat inside or take out his hydroflask and we would turn to each other and rejoice in quiet understanding the way people do when they see a peacock do the 🦚 thing or maybe a pig splash in the mud

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i went to "mad at me" island expecting to find people i knew, something i understood. but when my boat landed, standing upon the shore were a million empty husks wearing my own face. every foot of the island was occupied, and everywhere i went, they watched me with contempt. they never spoke, never breathed. they simply watched. no matter how i grovelled and begged, snarled and cursed, tried to hide or kicked and hit, they simply stared. the hatred in their gaze was inescapable, but i could hardly return it, knowing that their doomed existence was of my own creation. knowing that the hatred was nobody's but my own. in the end i just wept, unable to stand the relentless gaze of my own infinite glare.

the guy who i accidentally cut off in traffic last week was there also

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nest building

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