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Magnus x Dan

In Bakugan Armored Alliance…

Magnus: We’re not friends, Dan!

Dan: You’re right

Magnus: …?

Dan: We’re boyfriends >:3

The AO and MqC: Wait what-?!

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Shun: Dan, I think you should play the role of my father. Dan: I don’t want to be your father. Shun: That’s perfect, you already know your lines.

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Ajit: Sometimes, I don't realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.

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Magnus: Hey, Ajit, can I take you to my therapist next week?

Ajit:...Why?

Magnus: He thinks I'm making you and all your issues up.

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Emily and Shun: *eating fruit loops*

Everyone ever: Cannibalism.

Emily and Shun: *confused chewing noises*

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Philomena: If you have any objections, feel free to put them in the suggestion box by the door.

Kravitz: That's the trash can.

Philomena: Exactly.

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Emily: Magnus, wake up!

Magnus: I'm not sleeping, I'm dead. Leave flowers and get out.

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The quickest way to a man's heart is through the 4th and 5th ribs

China, probably.

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Lia: You three need to be COMPLETELY quiet! Don't say a word.

Dan:

Shun:

Wynton: fergulous.

Lia: Wynton!

Wynton: OH OKAY! SO WHEN IT'S SCRABBLE NIGHT AND I'M ABOUT TO GET THE TRIPLE WORD BONUS IT'S NOT A WORD, BUT WHEN IT'S CONVENIENT FOR YOU, SUDDENLY IT'S A W-

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Lia: You three need to be COMPLETELY quiet! Don't say a word.

Dan:

Shun:

Wynton: fergulous.

Lia: Wynton!

Wynton: OH OKAY! SO WHEN IT'S SCRABBLE NIGHT AND I'M ABOUT TO GET THE TRIPLE WORD BONUS IT'S NOT A WORD, BUT WHEN IT'S CONVENIENT FOR YOU, SUDDENLY IT'S A W-

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Ajit: Storm may have raised an emotionally vacant child with depression and anxiety...

Ajit: But he didn't raise a quitter!

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Sorry for the inactivity guys! But I have queed posts for tomorrow until the end of the week.

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Dan: Do you know the password to Magnus's computer?

Emily: Fuck you, Dan Kouzo.

Dan: Hey! Why are you so rude?

Emily: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyoudankouzo".

Dan: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.

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Shun: Every talk I have with you people gets more and more absurd!

Wynton: You say “you people” as if you’re not part of the family. Well, I’ve got news for you. You’re already on the Christmas card.

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Dan: Going to meetings, writing stuff down. You love that nerd stuff.

Lia: Writing stuff down is nerdy? What do you do?

Dan: Just forget stuff like a cool person.

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Dan: Are you like…. seeing anyone?

Magnus: No, why?

Dan: I don't know, I just think you'd benefit from a therapist or something.

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Lia: Here are two pictures. One of them is your room, and the other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you tell which is which?

Wynton: *pointing at a picture* That one is the dump.

Lia: THEY’RE BOTH YOUR ROOM!