overheardinidris

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Alec: Do you want me to pretend I can't see you sneaking out right now?

Izzy: if you could, yeah. That'd make this a lot less embarrassing for both of us

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Alec: sorry i had to let you go

Magnus: *scowls*

Alec: it’s just, we’ve been cuddling for 12 hours. I need to pee.

Magnus: *scowls harder*

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Ragnor: what do they want

Magnus: they want to kill me

Catarina: well you don't have to look so happy about it

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Magnus: you deserve an award for putting up with me

Alec: it’s called marriage, sweetheart

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Magnus: Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?

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Izzy: We're losing, we need a plan.

Jace: I can't believe I'm saying this, but I actually agree with that.

Clary: Okay, does anyone have a plan?

Alec: I have a plan.

Izzy: It can’t involve self-sacrifice.

Alec:

Izzy:

Jace:

Clary:

Alec: I no longer have a plan.

Izzy: That’s what we thought.

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Magnus: Running out of coping mechanisms. Might have to start believing in god.

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Alec: How Jace got so buff? Oh that was easy, actually.

Alec: Every time he did something reckless I forced him to do one push up

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Alec: How can you tell if someone is flirting with you?

Magnus: They touch you a lot while talking.

Alec: That never happens.

Magnus: *brushes his arm* I’m sure it does!

Alec: I can’t think of a single time that’s ever happened.

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Clary: It wasn’t me!

Jace: Or me!

Simon: Not me either!

Izzy: I tried to stop them!

Alec: I literally saw you do it and all of you were giggling

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Alec, slightly delusional from blood loss: You have… beautiful eyes..

Magnus, flustered: He's lost his mind!

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Alec: This can’t get any worse. Can it?

Clary: Sure it can - just give me a minute.

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Alec: Where’s Max?

Izzy: Around.

Alec: Around?

Alec: You don’t have any idea, do you?

Max, dropping down from above: Did you know there’s a space above the ceiling?

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Maia: Do you cook?

Izzy: I made a cake once.

Alec: Yeah, it was good.

Izzy: Really?

Alec: Don’t make me lie twice, Izzy.

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Magnus: Are you alright? You look like you didn’t sleep last night.

Alec: I got a solid eight minutes.

Alec: Not consecutively but still it’s fine. You’re not even that blurry.

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Alec: *answering his phone* Hello?

Clary: It’s Clary.

Alec: What did she do this time?

Clary: No, I mean, it’s me, Clary. It’s actually me.

Alec: What did you do this time?

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Catarina: Magnus, do you want to talk about what happened during your childhood? That had to be pretty traumatising.

Magnus: Nope. I’ll just keep all my feelings right here *points to his chest*

Catarina: And then?

Magnus: And then, one day, I’ll die.