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i actually dont think there's anything funnier than people watching a show or whatever bc they heard it allegedly had gay people in it then getting upset when it includes incredibly normal genre specific tropes that they personally dont like, like maybe you should have checked that before you watched it king and then they get mad at the show for being the show that it is instead of embracing it for what it is. like I'm so sorry that axe murderer 30000 had axe murderers in it and didnt have a happy ending and was really violent but i do think there are some context clues around it that could have let you pick up on that

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i miss the static youd get from kissing old tvs and the buttons and the av cable ports and how some of em had built in vhs or dvd players and the volume they had and huggability

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good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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"But Brynne, how are you able to enjoy being in the Malevolent fan community when you clearly don't enjoy the show itself?"

You see, it's like being given a Lego set with a build design you don't care about but there's some damn cool pieces included and you know you'll have just as much fun building something exciting without following the instructions.

basically :

I do what I want and you can too!

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malevolent writer after killing and mutilating the corpse of the only character he retroactively said was gay

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their polyamorous swag

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the fact that Laurent brought a two person umbrella and a coffee bubble tea he didn't drink. did he even want more than an indirect kiss out of it. no. of course not

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does this count as a valentines day post

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probably overkill to upload the full here too but its such a nice loop 😭

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rewatching great pretender has been a humbling experience because it reminds me that sometimes i'm not as immune to annoying blond men as i would like to be. why is laurent thierry with his tragic backstory having such an effect on me. i am transfixed by his bisexual swag. i want to study him under a microscope. i need edamame to top him.

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i don’t get ppl who are fine w period pussy. smelling like wet parking lot pennies

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how r u gonna call them love handles and then try to convince ppl thats a bad thing. insane to me