owens-of-the-lab

[owens-of-the-lab]

Understandable, have a great day.

Deed: Are you two arguing?

Venus: We’re not arguing, we’re discussing something, a problem

Cathy: Well, what’s the problem, maybe we can help!

Venus: A math problem

Deed: I’m out!

Cathy: I’m in.

Venus: *Sigh* It’s the Monty Hall problem. Imagine you’re on a game show. There are three doors, behind one of-

Vaporine: You’re telling it wrong. There are three doors, behind one of which is a car. You choose one door, the host who knows behind which door the car is, reveals one of the doors you didn’t pick to have nothing behind it. He offers you the opportunity to switch to the other unopened door, should you do it?

Venus: No!

Vaporine: Yes!

Both: It’s simple math!

Venus: Two doors means fifty-fifty odds!

Vaporine: It’s two thirds if you switch, one third if you don’t. Do I have to teach you college level statistics?

Venus: I dunno, do I have to teach you high school level statistics?

Vaporine: Do I have to teach you eight grade statistics?

Venus: Do I have to teach you-

*Later*

Cathy: *Looking around on the ground*

Venus: Is something wrong, Owens?

Cathy: No, I lost my ring…

Venus: Well, maybe I can help you find it. Where’d you see it last?

Cathy: Well actually! *Pulls out a diorama from under the table* It’s behind one of these three doors. Why don’t you pick one?

Venus: Are you trying to Monty Hall me, Owens?

Cathy: Well I mean-

Deed: Listen Boss, the time you’ve spent apart has made you and Vaporine tense, you haven’t spent some time together, you two just need to bone.

Cathy: *Scared Gasp*

Venus:…What did you say?

Deed: I said you two just need to bone.

Venus: How…dare you, Deed Henchlady, I am your. Superior and EMPLOYER!!

*Five minutes later*

Venus: BONE!

*Two minutes later*

Venus: What happens in my bedroom, Deed, is none of your business!

*Another five minutes*

Venus: BOOOONE!!!

*Two minutes later*

Venus: Don’t ever speak to me like that again. *Walks off*

Cathy: Why would you do that?

Deed: She was pent up, now she knows.

*The next day*

Cathy: Boss! I know you don’t want to talk about Monty Hall but I did contact a math professor-

Venus: Ah- No need, Cathy, it’s all good.

Deed: Cool, so I never need to hear about math again?

Venus: No promises.

Cathy: Did you ultimately agree with her conclusion?

Venus: Nope.

Deed, smirking: Did you-

Venus: NOPE! We had a movie night and cuddled. It was great.

[1 : This feels like a fever dream. 2 : Isn't Venus ace because she's a counterpart of Sage?]

(Deed - @boredhenchwench Venus - @venus-sundew-evil Cathy - @owens-of-the-lab Vaporine - @magic-and-tides)

[owens-of-the-lab]

( @the-amazing-iris)

(@owens-of-the-lab) Catherine, there’s a skeleton in the living room, did one of your “projects” get loose?

[owens-of-the-lab]

No, I haven't worked on skeletons in years!

( @the-amazing-iris)

(@owens-of-the-lab) Catherine, there’s a skeleton in the living room, did one of your “projects” get loose?

[owens-of-the-lab]

Opinion on brain parasites? Mine is mean to me. :/ @that-dog-with-a-parasite

They seem to be fascinating yet dangerous little critters. I'm not exactly sure what to think of them.

[owens-of-the-lab]

Unfortunately, none yet. I'll keep track over the next couple of weeks, however, to see if any developments occur.

Hey, boss! By the way I got the samples you wanted done.

- Catherine

Excellent! So, does it look like any of our unknowing participants have latent superpowers?

[owens-of-the-lab]

Evil Google search history :

Molecular structure resources

How to help an engineer with a large scale project

Non-silver jewelry

Jewelry that doesn't contain silver

Silver allergy friendly jewelry

Is there an organization with the initial V.M.A.?

V.M.A. meaning

V.M.A organization

Nixie

The late hero of Tumbler Town, Nixie

Nixie, the Hero agency

Recent vagabonds, shadowy figures, or vigilantes

[owens-of-the-lab]

I will. I'm on it, boss.

Hey, Venus, do you remember an old hero that was here in Tumbler Town? I think her name was Nixie. She hasn't said anything in a while though...

- 🌊

(Ooc : Nixie is Role-Swap Memiri's superhero name.)

There was what? Very interesting~ Cathy! See what you can find on this hero.

[owens-of-the-lab]

*Catherine's quiet for a moment, but only a moment.*

... I understand...

Hey, Venus, do you remember an old hero that was here in Tumbler Town? I think her name was Nixie. She hasn't said anything in a while though...

- 🌊

(Ooc : Nixie is Role-Swap Memiri's superhero name.)

There was what? Very interesting~ Cathy! See what you can find on this hero.

[owens-of-the-lab]

Unfortunately, yes...

One of the more recent newspapers says, "Yesterday marks 3 years from the death of the late hero, Nixie. In commerce of her life, many citizens and some members of the Hero agency have worked together to create the small garden on the outskirts of Karp Municipal Park in her memory. May she rest in peace after helping many."

She's gone. Darn it..

Hey, Venus, do you remember an old hero that was here in Tumbler Town? I think her name was Nixie. She hasn't said anything in a while though...

- 🌊

(Ooc : Nixie is Role-Swap Memiri's superhero name.)

There was what? Very interesting~ Cathy! See what you can find on this hero.

[owens-of-the-lab]

There was a hero that was here. She was known as Nixie, and according to old news records, she had the power of controlling air flows and breezes along with the powers of super speed and invisibility. However, she doesn't show up in current news posts for some reas--

Oh...

Hey, Venus, do you remember an old hero that was here in Tumbler Town? I think her name was Nixie. She hasn't said anything in a while though...

- 🌊

(Ooc : Nixie is Role-Swap Memiri's superhero name.)

There was what? Very interesting~ Cathy! See what you can find on this hero.

[owens-of-the-lab]

Secrets, secrets are no fun! You should share with everyone!!

Ask Game!! Send to find out.

💢: Someone oc secretly hates or the hidden reason why oc hates someone.

💔: Secret oc kept from oc's best friend or love interest.

💞: Someone oc secretly loves (platonically, romantically, or otherwise)

😐: How oc genuinely feels about themself.

👻: Oc's worst fear(s)

🙈: Worst thing oc has ever seen.

🙉: Worst thing oc has ever heard.

🙊: Worst thing oc has ever said to someone or has been told.

😳: Most embarrassing thing oc has ever seen, done, walked in on, etc.

🤐: Secret oc said they'd keep till the grave.

[owens-of-the-lab]

Ooc : Cannon.

(Swap Au)

Cathy: Repeat after me. Self

Deed: Self

Cathy: Control

Deed: Control

Cathy: Self Control

Deed: Follow every impulse

Cathy: Nooooo!

[Hehehehe true.]

(Cathy - @owens-of-the-lab Deed - @boredhenchwench)

[owens-of-the-lab]

Note to self : Get Deed her free samples. I got it!

Hey, Deed. It's Cathy. Just wanted to tell you that I'm going to work on getting the snacks for the game night you're planning. (It's on my to-do list, I'm going to get the snacks and sodas soon.) I'm planning to head to Sam's club or something.

- @owens-of-the-lab

Oo get me some of the free samples if there's any.

Don't worry about a thing on my end, I have quite the evening prepared ehehehe

[owens-of-the-lab]

Alright! Wanted to make sure you're ok.

Hey, Sylve, is everything good?

- Cathy O.

Oh, yeah, things are alright. Everything is good, Catherine.

[owens-of-the-lab]

Oooo! Who’s the new engineer?

I don't know much about them yet, as I haven't met them yet. Although they had been hired by Venus, my boss, to build some kind of ray for her. I'm really excited to meet them!

[owens-of-the-lab]

How’ve you been? Have you checked on Sylve yet?

I've been good. Doing normal things. And, no, I haven't checked in on Sylvania. I feel like I should, though...

[owens-of-the-lab]

To do list

IMPORTANT : Find Nixie ✔️

Work on the samples for my boss ✔️

Check in on Sylve to make sure she's alright ✔️

Grab soda and snacks for Deed's game night she's planning ✔️

Say hello to the new engineer boss hired ✔️

Work on atomic jewelry project ✔️

Re-watch Project Mc² for the 5th time

Figure out who that V.M.A. person I'd heard of from the envelope boss found is ✔️

(Ooc : Hey, this is the blog for @dr-catherine-sherman-owens in the Role-Swap Tumbler Town au. The original creator of the au is @vaporeon2010317.)