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As a child I loved apple juice but now that I’m a big boy I drink ultra paradise monster to show everyone I’m not fucking around anymore
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*old man voice* back in my day tik tok was a ke$ha song
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Do any people that are smarter than me have an explanation for why anti depressants make me feel better at first then horrible then I come off them and feel better then I start feeling horrible again
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I love my silly little angsty hermitcraft roleplays
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Me showing up for bear night at a gay bar with a handful of blackberries and a raw fish I caught in my mouth, both disappointed by my own misunderstanding but interested by this room full of large hairy men: hm…
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Markiplier in his deathbed, his last words are just "goodbye everybody my name was markiplier" and then instantly flatlines. cannot be resuscitated
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mashing league lore and big hero six quotes together like it's nobody's business
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In the Rainbow Factory, Where your fears and horrors come true
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The overwhelming urge to live blog a crash out is real but I won't. I wont
This is mostly a joke for legal reasons
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If I start my sentence with "Girl" I mean it in a gay way like I'm about to bitch to you about my coworkers who I hate and who I am nothing but nice to. If I start my sentence with "Maaan" I mean it in a tired teen boy way. Like Shaggy learning that he's eaten the last of his vile sandwiches
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