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p3t-r0ck · 3 years ago
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OFMD fix-it comic Part 1
Finally finished part 1 of this behemoth! A take on ed and stede’s possible confrontation in season 2! Part 2 is in the works where they talk it through. Enjoy!
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p3t-r0ck · 3 years ago
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Tā moko and Blackbeard - PLEASE READ
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Omg Blackbeard’s tattoo’s are so cool-
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Wait a second …
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WHOA WHOA WHOA HOLD ON A MINUTE THERE
That went from zero to 100 REAL quick lets get some education about tā moko up in here before we make these wild claims! Tatau or tattoos have been found all over the world in many civilisations, but it was absolutely the Age of Sail and the colonisation of the Pacific Islands that popularised it and spread it around the world. Tatau is a samoan word that means to strike, and many polynesian cultures have a rich history of tattooing with very specific meanings and connections. Western sailors visiting the islands got their own and soon brought tattoos back to white civilisation where we know and love it today as artistic body modifications. Western tattoos usually come with deep individual personal meaning as opposed to the widespread cultural meaning that occurs in polynesian tattoos. Tattooing has also had a big impact on the queer community too which makes the ofmd connections all the more interwoven (it’s about the intricate rituals)
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Edward “Blackbeard“ Teach from Our Flag Means Death is played by Taika Waititi, a Māori and jewish man, and as part of his character design, Taika’s own tattoos were added upon to create the visuals of blackbeard! These tattoos are an essential part of the character and it makes sense that anyone drawing or especially cosplaying Blackbeard would want to make sure that these tattoos are included. Unfortunately there has already been a few (probably well-intentioned) call-out posts for doing so (see above), saying that cosplayers should not be drawing on tattoos that have specific cultural significance! Which is absolutely correct! The problem is these posts have also failed to recognise what is and isn’t Māori tā moko and what is literally just . . a regular tattoo 🙈  Here’s Taika and his tattoos:
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The eagle on his chest, the little Rita Ora tattoo on his hip and yes, those black bands on his arms are all likely to have very personal meaning to Taika but they are not tā moko.
Tā moko is the practice of tattooing that is specific to the Māori people and a quick google search will show you just how recognisable tā moko is, a tradition that goes back hundreds of years.
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Tā moko is usually the more traditional type reserved for the face and the more modern concept of tattoos as body art can be referred to as Kirituhi. Every piece is unique to the wearer, with koru (spirals) that represent family and the darker infilled parts using various symbolic patterns.
Here to give some input as Māori people themselves are my friends on twitter speaking about the specific tā moko that Taika has that you shouldn’t try to reproduce: The tā moko on his leg, the whare (meeting house) on his wrist, and the traditional imagery of rā the sun on his back (seen in the above photo of Taika also) 
@neonbirb
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So to conclude: YES as a non Māori person you should avoid drawing on tā moko as part of a cosplay as there is very deep cultural and personal significance in those specific tattoos, and Māori people who see their culture misrepresented in a poor rendition of tā moko will likely take offense. but unless Taika himself has asked people not to there’s nothing wrong with drawing on the tattoo’s that aren’t tā moko, including the eagle on his chest and yes, those two black bands on his arms. BUT ALSO: do not erase tā moko from fanart of blackbeard, if you want to draw the whare on his wrist or the rā on his back, or the kirituhi on his leg - power to you!!! And don’t bloody whitewash the man either or I’ll set the kraken on you!!!  ☠🐙 (Please go retweet and support my friends on twitter I have linked them all above their tweet screenshots!)
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p3t-r0ck · 4 years ago
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No one:
My ED: LMAO you look like this
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p3t-r0ck · 4 years ago
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WATER! DRINK IT NOW!! HYDRATE!
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p3t-r0ck · 4 years ago
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Hibiscus and Pomegranate Tea - 30cals
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p3t-r0ck · 4 years ago
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Miserable
I had my endoscopy today and they found very little. They found... it seems what they thought they'd find plus an extra bit of yeast in my throat caused by my diabetes. Nothing big. Nothing life-changing. Nothing that's going to help me feel better. I feel sick when I eat. Every time I eat. Yet I can't stop eating. I medicate mentally with food while destroying my body and feeling like shit with each fucking bite I put in my gob. I say this a lot. I say "I'm starting over for real this time" a lot. But this time I have to mean it. I'm so depressed. I feel like I don't have anything to live for anymore. I can't go to college because of my disability. I feel sick all day. My blood sugar is all over the place. My fiance wants to move. I'm so sick these days, even if I don't eat, that I can barely shower and wash my hair every day. Let alone... take care of the condo we live in. Making me feel even more worthless. I just... I want so bad to matter. Matter to myself.
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p3t-r0ck · 4 years ago
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This is a great list and I need to remember some of these
Why I'm Doing This
(100 Reasons Why From an Obese Ana)
To finally not have an "obese" bmi
To be smaller than my mom (lol sad ik)
To not get stared at or uncomfortable when I'm out of breath
To wear the type of clothing I want to wear
To go shopping and know they have my size
To online shop with no worries
To actually look good in the clothing
To still look small in "oversized" clothes
To look more feminine
To be confident in makeup
To be confident in a swim suit
To look good in low-rise jeans
To be able to wear my hair up without worrying about people seeing my fat face
To not take up so much space
To have people say "I wish I had your body"
To get off my medication
To hear the doctors worried about me being too thin rather than too fat
To be smaller than my boyfriend
To have my boyfriend be able to pick me up
To look good in lingerie
To look good/be confident in bed (lmao)
To have fuller lips
To look good in pictures
To take up less space in pictures
"You're so thin you need to eat!"
To not feel bad for eating what I want in public
To not feel like a pig while ordering at a restaurant
To hear "You're done? Already? But you've barely touched your plate!"
To stop being offered food that someone doesn't what to eat (so fucking embarrassing)
To have a flat stomach.
To see my collarbones
To see my ribs
To see my hipbones
To have a cute small butt
To have small hands
💫 T h i g h G a p 💫
To look good in baggy jeans
To no longer have to wear mom jeans to flatten my stomach
SKIRTS AND DRESSES.
To wear layers without looking bigger
To feel confident posting pictures online
To be hit on (ofc i'd say fuck off but still lmfao)
To have a flat chest
To sit in peoples laps without crushing them
To be able to wear my boyfriends shirts/hoodies
To wear thigh highs without them rolling down
To look dainty in jewelry
Being able to wear rings
Being able to shave easier
To be able to exercise for longer periods of time
To have better health
To no longer be associated with fat stereotypes
To have a better smile
"Oh my god I can feel your bones!"
To be someones thinspo
To be able to wear tight clothes without seeing fat or rolls
To be able to dance confidently
To be able to run confidently
To look small in chunky shoes
To look tiny even when bloated
To stop hearing "You can't have anorexia"
To fit into my aesthetic or any aesthetic
To stop having people pick on me for my weight (this sounds childish but it hurts </3)
To be more flexible
To have the small face large glasses look
To have people be suprised at how much better I look
To look good with piercings (belly button piercing!!)
To look good with tattoos
To no longer be the "funny fat friend"
To no longer be the butt of peoples jokes
To be confident in spaghetti straps or any sleeveless top
To stop receiving weight loss books from my aunt and uncle
To look good with short hair
To not be self conscious while grocery shopping or checking out
To no longer play apart in Americas obesity epidemic
To possibly be model worthy (i'm considered tall so)
To feel confident sending pictures to my boyfriend
To feel confident shopping with my bf
To stop feeling so out of my bfs league bc of my weight
To stop feeling anxious about the way I sit in public
To feel confident taking full body pictures
Taking bubble baths without feeling gross
Feeling confident in school
So I can wear cute clothes in school and stop dressing like a bum
To look good even in uniforms
Going to thrift stores and find cute clothes without having to worry about size
To not feel out of place in certain stores/settings
For more compliments
So I can eat sweets/junk food without feeling or looking gross
So that large portions to me are small portions to other people
Just to finally be happy in my body
To start living the "best years of my life"
To stop worrying about my medical health
To feel wanted around other people
To stop holding others back
To be treated like a normal person, not a pig
To have people come up to ME and want to talk or be my friend
No more hiding my body in ugly dark clothing
To stop feeling like a burden because of my weight
So I can stop existing and start living
Note: This is obviously for me because it's rather specific things I want to change and 99% of edblr isn't obese. This isn't "pro-ana" or "tips", this is just like me journaling all the reasons why I should keep going to keep for myself when I want to binge or give up.
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p3t-r0ck · 4 years ago
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p3t-r0ck · 16 years ago
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just realized that she still has to finish packing... FUCK!!
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p3t-r0ck · 16 years ago
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Franklin's Great Adventures is really freakin' hard.
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p3t-r0ck · 16 years ago
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is listening to The Academy Is... which she hasn't listened to in forever.
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p3t-r0ck · 16 years ago
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is listening to My Chemical Romance... its been a long time.
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p3t-r0ck · 16 years ago
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someone said that the new Used cd was like christan rock. That person must have been on crack.
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p3t-r0ck · 16 years ago
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is back to watching Dexter.
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p3t-r0ck · 16 years ago
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does not enjoy the new iTunes layout.
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p3t-r0ck · 16 years ago
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is on her way to Nana's for the last time for a few months.
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p3t-r0ck · 16 years ago
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lol its the episode of Arthur where Francine is jewish
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