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I COULD HAVE.

BUT I DIDN'T.

BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO.

WELL, I DON'T HAVE TO FUCKING *LISTEN* EITHER, NOW DO I?

you could have ju2t taken the liine out iin2tead of puttiing that hiideou2 excu2e for a barkbea2t there.

oh ye2 ii can. ii can tell you whatever ii want, and no one can 2top me. ii know, becau2e many have triied, and you know how have 2ucceeded? hiint: zero.

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HOW HORRIFYING WOULD THAT BE TO JUST WAKE UP ONE DAY AND GO TO THE BATHROOM ONLY TO START SHITTING FUCKING EYEBALLS?

YOUR ONLY OPTIONS WOULD BE TO EITHER SCREAM OR SCREAM EVEN LOUDER.

NO K1DD1NG 1 M34N TH4T 1S 1MPR3SS1V3

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Romcoms are interesting, depending on the context and story writing of it. Badly written and scripted rom coms are out of the question. Over all, sometimes I appreciate them, and sometimes I don't.

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'VE ACHIEVED CANDIDATE STATUS!

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An elegant meal for one, tonight.

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magictrlcks replied to your post “black hair, brown eyes. i am good at card tricks so u kno that means i have skilled fingers WINK WINK and i will sensually feed you disgusting apple pie.”

you can't handle all this anyways.

I BOTH CAN'T AND REFUSE TO.

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I am a short (5'3) person, I have dirty brown hair and brown eyes. I have a very slender figure, and I'm athletic but actually very weak. I can do parkour, quite well at that.

SOMEONE WHO'S SHORTER THAN I AM? ALREADY A PLUS.

THE REAL QUESTION IS, HOW MUCH DO YOU APPRECIATE ROMCOMS?

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d1sparaged replied to your post:1 4M 4 CUT3 DR4GON WHO W1LL M4K3 YOU FOOD 4ND G1V3 YOU 4 TON OF 4TT3NT1ON 4ND SNUGGL3S

1 BURST 1NTO L4UGHT3R 4T YOUR T4GS BR4VO

I NEED TO FUCKING PAY BETTER ATTENTION, HOLY SHIT.

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I DON'T KNOW IF IT'LL REALLY SPEED UP THE PROCESS OR NOT.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT, ANYWAY. AT LEAST, NOT SO IT'LL ACTUALLY COME OUT OKAY ON THE FIRST TRY.

:33< h33h33 i dont even know anymurr

:33< but i would like to try to help you feel better though!

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black hair, brown eyes. i am good at card tricks so u kno that means i have skilled fingers WINK WINK and i will sensually feed you disgusting apple pie.

I'D SAY YOU HAD ME UNTIL THE BIT ABOUT THE PIE, BUT NO. TRY AGAIN.

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1 4M 4 CUT3 DR4GON WHO W1LL M4K3 YOU FOOD 4ND G1V3 YOU 4 TON OF 4TT3NT1ON 4ND SNUGGL3S

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OKAY, I'LL ADMIT, THAT DOES SOUND NICE.

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FUCK THE FRIENDSHIP BRACELET.

how dare you.

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WHAT WOULD THAT INVOLVE, EXACTLY?

S1GH

W4NT TO GO OUT 4ND DO SOM3TH1NG”PRODUCT1V3” 4S YOU S4Y?

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PRETTY SHITTY, BUT A LITTLE LESS SHITTY THAN I WAS A DAY AGO, SO THAT'S GOOD. KIND OF.

HOW ABOUT YOU?

how are you karkat??? 

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Describe yourself on anon and I will say if I'd date you

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HEY. NAME'S KARKAT.

NICE TO MEET YOU TOO.

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im jade, nice to meet you!!!

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BECAUSE I HAD NOTHING ELSE TO PUT THERE AND I THOUGHT IT WAS CUTE.

YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT IT ISN'T ADORABLE.

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xndependent started following you

look more new people. hii, 2ollux captor, aka 2b, blah blah. kk, why ii2 the la2t liink on your page two a whiite dog?

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apple is the worst of all.