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$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?

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I have to confess something to you guys..... up until now... I've had.... dog privilege.

The privilege of owning dogs that DON'T want to Eat Every Bug/Leaf/Stick on walks. (Even my Boston Terrier, who was extremely food motivated, did not care for the lawn charcuterie.) This is kinda new territory for me.

I'm learning.

For legal reasons, this post is for fun only. I am not asking for, nor do I need, dog training advice.

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Coming up: I’m tabling at Flame-Con in Brooklyn. Come by for some EXCLUSIVE convention materials… In the meantime, enjoy this. Or don’t.

Jean & Scott, Episode 11 by Max Wittert

(T: TallBlondNRich / IG: Max Wittert)

See previous episodes:

Episode 1

Episode 2

Episode 3

Episode 4

Episode 5

Episode 6

Episode 7

Episode 8

Episode 9

Episode 10

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Saw someone mention the new Boston Dynamics' robot was introduced like a Souls boss. Was not expecting it to come out so creepy.

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this too shall pass

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Do you want your handjob crazy hand style or master hand style

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Husky happenings #2: Brain Rot

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i know vitamin c basically neutralizes adhd meds but lemonade good

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Kelly