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It's so rude that it's Friday and I have both a headache and a tummyache. Biphobic

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no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward

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lewis no

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is it 9/11 already?

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ok well if lewis hamilton is real why doesn't he ever wear beads in his hair? yeah that's what i thought

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people's champ 👑

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Have you ever thought about an au where 2016 brocedes breakup does happen but instead it is Nico who refuses to mention Lewis’ name anywhere

1. Toto Wolff calls Valtteri on December 1st, 2016, the day before the FIA prizegiving gala, the day after Lewis Hamilton shocks the entire world by announcing his announcement from Formula 1. "He didn't trust the team anymore," Toto says, which Valtteri has already inferred from Lewis's public statement. "He's convinced his engine failure in Malaysia was sabotage," he continues, which Valtteri hadn't.

2. Reigning World Champion Nico Rosberg is an easy teammate to like, even if Sebastian Vettel is giving him a run for his money in the Mercedes. He shares his engineering data with Valtteri, and in return, Valtteri teaches him how to curse in Finnish. Nico's face, as he tells Valtteri about his father's response, is priceless. His face the first time Valtteri mentions Lewis is enough to scare Valtteri off the topic for good.

3. The Ferrari 1-2 in Singapore all but clinches the 2017 title for Vettel, and Valtteri's only surprise, when Nico shows up at the door of his hotel room that night, is that it's Valtteri he's gone to. He's heard the rumors about Nico and Toto. Fuck, he's heard the rumors about Nico and Vettel. But Valtteri is who he chooses, that night and for the rest of a losing season.

4. 2018 goes better than 2017, and yet Nico keeps coming to Valtteri, almost every race weekend. He comes to visit Valtteri in Finland the winter after he wins the 2018 season, bundles up in three layers of faux fur and goes wide-eyed as a child at the northern lights. Valtteri can't help but love him in that moment, and in the years to come, as Nico racks up wins, he can't help but love him more. In summer 2020, the world erupts into protests, and Sky Sports brings back three-time World Champion Lewis Hamilton to do commentary. Three time World Champion Nico Rosberg walks by him on the paddock as if he's invisible. He wins his fourth in Turkey, and someone makes a joke that he can retire now, now that he's finally beaten Lewis, and only Valtteri knows him well enough to notice that his smile isn't real.

5. 2021 is the worst title battle Nico has faced since 2017. After three in a row, Valtteri had almost forgotten what Nico looks like when he's fighting for it. They make it to Abu Dhabi tied on points, with Verstappen ahead on the countback, and Nico does a pre-race interview for Sky with three British champions: Damon Hill, Jenson Button, and Lewis Hamilton. Hill reminds Nico that the last time it came down to Abu Dhabi was in 2016. "Do you think you're a better driver now than you were then?" he asks. "Yes," Nico replies. "And teammate." Valtteri, his eyes fixed on Nico, thinks he might be the only person in the world who doesn't turn to see Lewis's reaction.

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Taking a minute to appreciate the BEAUTY of his hands....

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sometimes I have to do research on monaco for fic and the more I learn the less real of a place it feels. boasts a 0% poverty rate because all of the actual workers commute from france. you can't get married or adopt kids if you're gay. if you're one of the few people who are actually from there, you're not allowed to gamble . yknow the grand casino of monte carlo that the james bond movies are known for. it has no military cause france protects it. absolutely silly tax haven pretending to be a real country

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i actually think that the driver to break the ferrari curse and become the first ferrari champion since kimi raikkonen should be kimi antonelli. his father, an italian man, an italian racing driver at that, saw through the ferrari mirage and was so moved by the artistry of a finnish mclaren driver that he named his only son after him. 16 days later kimi raikkonen signed with ferrari. a year later he won his championship and became ferrari's last world champion. kimi has only one heir. his name is kimi

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i actually think that the driver to break the ferrari curse and become the first ferrari champion since kimi raikkonen should be kimi antonelli. his father, an italian man, an italian racing driver at that, saw through the ferrari mirage and was so moved by the artistry of a finnish mclaren driver that he named his only son after him. 16 days later kimi raikkonen signed with ferrari. a year later he won his championship and became ferrari's last world champion. kimi has only one heir. his name is kimi

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feeling your pulse is the weirdest thing ever, ==like how are you not holding the thnig singalling you're alive and whateverand not efeling a little weirded otu rn

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boy do i love writing about mental heath's stupid effects on stupid idiot climate hange

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do y'all ever say intrisnic even tho you KNOW it's intrinsic but the other one sounds prettier? yeah me too

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Seb: No one's gonna remember me Some guy on r/formula1: Sir I named my son after you

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Seb at Vrohstoff, a vegan restaurant in Würzburg, Germany🥰

📷 [credit to the owner of the pic]