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Bigoted notion that using correct language around LGBT people is difficult actualy just statistical error. average ally says zero potentially bigoted things while trying to perform allyship. Suspilled allymaxer Josh Hutcherson who says 10,000 suspicious things a day while being actually quite based was a statistical outlier adn should not have been counted.

obviously i love jhutch and im usually very quick to defend his overly enthusiastic allyship in the 2010s because a) i do genuinely think he cares about lgbt rights and b) i was in highschool in the 2010s, i remember how huge it was for a famous person to be even slightly supportive of lgbt people, let alone doing actual charity work

but some of the things he said were unfortunately extremely funny in hindsight

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It's usually even simpler than that: most enzymes are just little tunnels that the substrate get stuck inside of in a specific way that hold the weakest parts of a molecule out to be smashed by passing water molecules like one of these anime set ups until they break in half from being unable to properly flex

The way processes are simpler and more physical the smaller you investigate them is funny to me. Dissolving something with an enzyme sounds so special but at the molecular level it's just plain wrecking and smashing stuff

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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

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So it could be that he's not a ghost, but Elijah's immortality is achieved via a molting process, like lobster immortality, but because shellfish and scaled animals are trief he doesn't hit the moulting limit of a hardshelled or scaled creature when he outgrows his old skin.

At the same time, it is common for creatures that have recently moulted to appear partially translucent as their new skin grows in

the problem then is that by now elijah should either a) be substantially bigger than 8 feet tall or b) he started off VERY smol

Being kind to ghosts is a Jewish value

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I'm weird for this but I'm also free

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If semen was lighter than air

the hindenburg disaster would have been a MESS

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i want her so bad

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This image was created by me btw. i drew it with my own two hands. youre welcome

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i’m going to kdxjdhdjhddjjdhs

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Biblically accurate Falin

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aww yuri!!! oh they’re a little bit fucked up actually

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I got a tumblr, it really was quite great

I blog about a lot of things, but mostly what I ate.

I thought it was a sweet gig, it really was quite cushy.

Then they went and banned me, ‘cause all I ate was pussy.

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Toshiro's out here like "wow, she's got such a caring sensitive womanly motherly wifely aura #wifematerial"

Meanwhile Farlyn is thinking "I wonder what this caterpillar tastes like?"

You can tell Shuro can’t actually handle Falin bc the moment he heard about the black magic he threw a fit. Like oh, you wouldn’t throw away your soul to bring her back? You wouldn’t commit unspeakable atrocities for her? Grow up.

Meanwhile, as soon as Falin is revived and hears they’ve been eating monsters, she wants to join. And Marcille is like, so unsurprised. You think Shuro could handle that? No. Leave the heavy lifting to the lesbians 🙄 you don’t have what it takes.

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Bulbasaur line??? i wanna see the frogs.

Here the iconic weird... cat-frogs? i guess? Blorbos? sure.