he/him, adult, white. just a weird little freak.i'm throwing a lot of things into my "to read" tag right now bc my adhd? bad :)please steal my image descriptions and transcripts. don't add credit, just take them!icon by in-bituin-the-stars (thank you!!!!) it's art of a pangolin wearing bunny ears!
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i need to read and write and code and play video games and make video games and learn languages and make conlangs and worldbuild and play an instrument and knit and learn to cook and get an exercise routine going and draw and make pixel art and paint and make music and audit undergrad college courses in math & physics & linguistics & literature & world history and anything else that looks interesting. and then ill be fulfilled
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ah yes, a low birth street rat orphan boy gets taken in by a powerful and cruel master, for the sole purpose of being abused and broken, like a toy or a piece of property. The boy then takes his revenge by killing his master and burning down his home and later on becomes a powerful and cruel master who takes in a low birth street-rat orphan boy for the sole purpose of being abused and broken, like a toy or a piece of property. The boy then takes his revenge by killing his master and burning down his home and later on becomes a powerful and cruel and oh wait
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English has different words for mouse and rat but in Chinese they're both the same creature (laoshu) so I asked my mom well how do you differentiate between mice and rats. She, clearly having never felt the need to do so, was like uhh big laoshu and little laoshu I guess. Then I went online to see how the difference between (the English words) "mouse" and "rat" was being explained to CN->EN learners and there are numerous articles delving deep into the analysis. Bigger vs smaller, indoors vs outdoors, cute and favorable connotations vs evil and ugly, tail length, fear factor, emphasis on the fact that you cannot call it a "computer rat." Much thought is being expended on this little mystery of the English language
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“me when i lie” is the funniest way to call someone a liar the internet has cooked up thus far
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“My favourite thing was a bunch of people made a giant sign that said “How am I going to be an octopus about this?” and held it up during Pompeii at all the right times and it distracted me enough to sing “octopus” instead by accident.”
— Dan Smith [x] (via bastillewtf)
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Rat Shen Yuan!
He's just a little guy.
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Thinking once again about the parallels between Luo Binghe and Xie Lian.
-Princes
-Only children
-Fraught relationships with their dads
-Very distinctive cooking
-Mama's boys
-Fell in love with their no.1 ultimate fan
-Not good at friendships
-Extremely talented and hardworking
-Weird green cousin
-Complicated situationship with their swords
-Declared shredded by fandom
-Pissed off someone with considerable authority over their lives and destinies by unwittingly saying the exact wrong thing at the exact wrong time
-Drama queens
-Excellent combatants
-Just wanted to cultivate what the hell even happened
-The narrative's favorite guy (this is a bad thing)
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i dont give a FUCK any more man this has gone TOO far i'm deleting ALL the exclamation points from my work emails. that's right. i hope you have a good weekend. and no more than that
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legitimately so spoiled by renshuu. do other languages have apps this good for learners
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[shares 2 traits with a character] this is absolutely insane we are the same person
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”I have this artistic idea but not the skills to achieve it to the standard I want.”
congrats! Now you have a motif! A recurring theme! A focus for your art! Something to haunt you!
Seventeen still lives of dandelions? Three hundred poems about grief? A sketchbook dedicated to your grandmother’s house? Two books trying to unravel the complexities of familial relationships?
Don’t let the fear of it not being perfect on the first try stop you from being Weird About It!
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the demon emperor
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i love when ppl make tutorials for things they very obviously just figured out how to do because they couldnt find a good, single tutorial that explained things in a way that made sense to them & they want to make it easier for the next person who tries to do it
#pangorambles#i need to do this tbh#it also doubles as documentation for the next time i personally want to do the thing
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writing tip #661:
create villains your readers want to have sex with. this is the only way to properly ensure people will read your novel
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wild how one (1) fic can make you ship something
#would literally never have considered he xuan x xie lian. and yet#pangorambles#THAT ISNT EVEN. THE SHIP.#wh. why did i think it was#where am i. hello#ive been waiting for them to kiss. wow. maybe i should read the tags once in a while !!!#I MEAN I ALSO ENJOY THEIR PLATONIC INTERACTIONS....#i was just. so curious to see how the author would handle hua cheng in a situation where xie lian had another lover.#who was also his subordinate.#and who accidentally hid that he found hua cheng's god years ago
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