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I was about to make a joke about my erection but it was too hard.
But enough with the erection jokes, they just stiffen people.
Same with 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong.
And crippled jokes, can’t stand them.
No more gay jokes either, cum on guys.
Holocaust jokes aren't funny, Anne Frankly they are offensive.
And lastly, vagina jokes arent funny. Period.
P.S. Vagina jokes actually are funny, I was just ovary acting.
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People who think you can dance, this is how you look.
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Even nerds can pull off beards.
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That’s funny, ugly naked guy is still naked, but his dog’s wearing a sweater!
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How to be classy in three easy steps:
dalmonite:
zeedikay:
jocosejoni:
tickingtimebox:
mortson:
di0medes:
bambi-bird:
Open this tab.
Open this tab.
Open this tab.
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My name is Elliott and I like taking long walks on the beach.
This gif is 80 frames. I took a photo every ten steps.
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