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'It's not too late to learn, Fenris'

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do you ever become obsessed with a character and you just go "of fucking course its that one" at yourself because you are so incredibly predictable

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Not all lovers are soulmates, not all soulmates are lovers

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"What's the canon ship of your comic?" "Yes."

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Very polite

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doodling to get emmrook out of my system(its not working)

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Giant vampire siblings! \o/

Siobhán and Lochlann from Concerning Matters of Blood

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so, hi. i wrote a book. and it's up on kickstarter right NOW. aaaaaaaaa

Hit The Ground Running is the first novel in an intended series of near-future crime capers!

Built on the bones of a former northern England shipbuilding town, Unity City is an extraterritorial city-state fully owned and operated by worldwide megacorp Imperium International LLC. Renji Starkweather has everything he needs to succeed within Unity: confidence, a fast mouth, and most importantly, a famous aunt. But despite his coveted position within the city’s enforcers, restless Renji has never quite fit in with the company values, and when an impulsive stunt involving an airship and far too many bladed weapons sends him plummeting into Unity's buried depths, he begins to see the real human cost of those record profits.

Thrown into the path of a notorious gang of criminals named The Loose Ends, Renji is keen to help them even the score; and once an unfair gas bill threatens to leave the city's poorest freezing in their own homes, he finds himself with a chance to do just that. Teaming up with a gruff single dad on a mission, a laid-back hacker DJ, and her furious bruiser of a sister, Renji has a plan involving an audacious heist of tonight’s company Christmas fundraiser– but in order to pull it off, he’ll have to dodge his vicious former boss and avoid his terrifying aunt, all while gaining the trust of his new allies. 

What could possibly go wrong…?

Here's the first two chapters as a sample, in which you get to meet Renji and see him immediately do something stupid.

(awesome cover by @bfleuter!)

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the stars have aligned to finally start the KoS 5 year anniversary giveaway in earnest! all you need to do:

go to the KoS store

add the giveaway item to your cart

and use the coupon code '5YEARS' to get free shipping!

if you create a fanwork for the anniversary using the theme of STARS, you can get an additional charm! for free!

additional details [HERE] ends 24-Dec-2024!!!!

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Final 8 days!!

My Cosmic Dragons enamel pin campaign launched yesterday, and in less than 24 hours all main pins were unlocked! Just the big boy left!

Check out the campaign and maybe bring home a lil dragon friend or two~

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My Cosmic Dragons enamel pin campaign launched yesterday, and in less than 24 hours all main pins were unlocked! Just the big boy left!

Check out the campaign and maybe bring home a lil dragon friend or two~

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okay guys but in all seriousness the trump attempted assassination is going to rally the right like crazy. voter turnout will be going up. it is more crucial than ever that you SHOW UP AND VOTE IN THIS YEARS PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION.

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My next pin campaign is launching soon! This time the theme is ~DRAGONS~ and I can't wait to get these guys made, I had loads of fun designing them.

Give it a follow!

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My next pin campaign is launching soon! This time the theme is ~DRAGONS~ and I can't wait to get these guys made, I had loads of fun designing them.

Give it a follow!

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Oh to be a tiny Victorian woman with an 8 foot vampire boyfriend who oh so politely helps you undress from your many layers.

Read Concerning Matters of Blood!

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PROTAGONISTS OF DRAGON AGE The Warden (Dragon Age: Origins, 2009) Hawke (Dragon Age II, 2011) The Inquisitor (Dragon Age: Inquisition, 2014) Rook (Dragon Age: The Veilguard, 2024)