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paran0rmalphen0mena · 17 days
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Your code switching post is cute. I like that, the idea of having someone suddenly blank out and uncomfortable. Would love to see a dead-eyed stare.
Finally moving this ask out of my inbox I totally haven’t been rereading it kicking my feet and giggling no no I’d never do that
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paran0rmalphen0mena · 26 days
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I’ve got that “I need a hierarchy system, step by step instructions and detailed rules to feel comfortable” type autism while all my friends are the type of people to throw the fucking map in a river
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paran0rmalphen0mena · 1 month
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forget being asexual I need to fuck that old man
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paran0rmalphen0mena · 1 month
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Heyyy uh could the disembodied voice in my head I’ve had since childhood stop acting sentient and remembering things I don’t??? Thanks. I can’t use the “I’m talking to myself” excuse if you’re actually responding and it’s freaking me out <3
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paran0rmalphen0mena · 2 months
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Man it's so weird how most of the bullying died down after my classmates watched in horror as I shoved a rotting cat carcass I found into my bag during gym class. (I then proceeded to take it home, clean the bones and bring the skull back as a gift to my ex military history teacher. She named it Fluffy.)
I sure wonder why they stopped
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paran0rmalphen0mena · 2 months
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looking at you with my big doe eyes as I convince you to shoot that man and commit atrocities with me
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paran0rmalphen0mena · 2 months
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lovingly oiling my shotgun’s (girlfriend’s) barrel and kissing her stock after target practice (we’re in love)
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paran0rmalphen0mena · 2 months
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They don’t have my jacket on this one but oh well
Avatar Maker by @ponopyyy|Picrew
https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1512460
ALRIGHT BACK ON THE PICREWS WOO
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This one sadly only has this shape of ears so
@disappointedcreeper
@canines-crown
+ any one else ^^
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paran0rmalphen0mena · 3 months
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The teenage boy experience of dragging your buddy out into the woods to blow shit up and shoot trees. Only to go back home, get drunk together on stolen whiskey and fall asleep watching horror movies while cuddling. I’m totally not being obsessive again tonight guys.
I should edit some clips of me during target practice so that my face isn’t showing and post them here
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paran0rmalphen0mena · 3 months
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I should edit some clips of me during target practice so that my face isn’t showing and post them here
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paran0rmalphen0mena · 3 months
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I love that my partner’s response to “Hey btw I get incredibly violent (sometimes cannibalistic) urges and experience some pretty bad hallucinations/paranoia” was “damn, looks like we will need separate freezers, if you get blood on my floors you’re cleaning it up” completely seriously.
chat is this what love is supposed to feel like
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paran0rmalphen0mena · 3 months
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Me taking care of myself because the same guys who aren't even in my contacts but know where I live and my full legal name intentionally triggered my paranoia to force me to?? Perhaps
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paran0rmalphen0mena · 3 months
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"I'm so normal about found family" I say sitting on a 5 hour long call, house shopping with three people I've never met irl but would kill for.
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paran0rmalphen0mena · 4 months
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once again considering that I may be transplural 💥💥💥💥
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paran0rmalphen0mena · 4 months
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wait are you saying you get war flashbacks and you haven't been in a war? because same?? I thought I was the only one
Yep! You’re definitely not the only one :3
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paran0rmalphen0mena · 4 months
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Me?? Not waiting for the poll to end before I make the blog?? Yeah
@r4bidb4st4rd
I’m not nearly active on here enough but I’m once again considering making a blog dedicated solely to being transproxy/trans-creepypasta (experiences, tips, stuff like that) with PC paganism (worship of Slender) mixed in.
(specifically asking other RQs)
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paran0rmalphen0mena · 4 months
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I’m not nearly active on here enough but I’m once again considering making a blog dedicated solely to being transproxy/trans-creepypasta (experiences, tips, stuff like that) with PC paganism (worship of Slender) mixed in.
(specifically asking other RQs)
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