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it’s that day…

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everytime i see these posts i crave going to a zoo more and more

Wilson’s Bird-of-Paradise (Cicinnurus respublica), male, family Paradisaeidae, order Passeriformes, found in rainforests of Waigeo and Batanta Islands off West Papua

photograph by Paul Varney

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if you don’t know what i’m talking about don’t worry about it but there’s only one right answer

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HAPPY PPPPPRRRRIIIIIIIDDDDDEEE MOOOOONNNNTTTHHH!!! SHOUT OUT TO: THE GAYSSSSSSS

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me when i accidentally use the big light for more than 5 minutes

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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

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you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation

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haha what if i (horrible decision)

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i was just eating cookies and then thought about how crazy it was that my body is gonna magically turn that into poop later and then i realized i was digesting digestion

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mario antoinette

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Hobie wasn't the only one on Miles' side.

Let's give Horsie some appreciation.

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the cuties pt. 2

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ah yes this is exactly what i meant when sending that text!!!!!!!!🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

@parkermell weird request but alright

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dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

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ITS THAT DAY!!!!🎉🎃

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the cuties