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I would die for kaz brekker and he would gladly let me

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in my kaz brekker era fr

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Criminal Minds Masterlist

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Spencer Reid ➞

your instagram when dating spencer reid | part 2

spencer reid x female!bau!reader

the team happens to be super active & super funny on instagram

“we should’ve left him in jail”

estimated reading time: < 5 minutes

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your instagram when dating spencer reid part 2

part one here!

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ssa(y/n) morgan made fun of his new kicks

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spencephd THEY ARE NICE

→ d.morgan LMAOOO OKAY REID

→ spencephd 😡😡 @/ssa(y/n) back me up here

→ ssa(y/n) I abstain 😶

→ spencephd statistically the most likely person to kill you is me & I’m about to fulfill those statistics

→ jjareau ASSAULT!!!

→ ms_emilyp we’re on to you reid

→ garciagirlie unsub reid confirmed?? 🤨

→ ssa(y/n) been waiting for this era 😍

→ rossirotini be honest if reid was a killer we’d never catch him

→ spencephd 😈

→ agenthotch we should’ve left him in jail

→ jjareau how do you know about that-

→ d.morgan REID WENT TO JAIL??

→ ssa(y/n) oh morgan…

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ssa(y/n) I left my phone on the table for two minutes 😒

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agenthotch that was your first mistake

spencephd the second was telling me your password

ssa(y/n) who the hell is “feet supplier” DID YOU SWITCH MY CONTACTS

→ spencephd 🤭

→ ssa(y/n) so is my dad daddy or is that you?

→ d.morgan AYO 🤨🤨

→ ms_emilyp EXCUSE ME

→ jjareau both of you, phones, now.

→ garciagirlie digital footprint y’all…

→ ssa(y/n) can’t you erase it?

→ rossisrotini I fear for this generation

→ spencephd me too :)

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ssa(y/n) monday mood 😵‍💫

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garciagirlie he’s just like me fr

d.morgan what did yall get into last night 😏

→ spencephd the liquor cabinet

jjareau is he even awake

→ ssa(y/n) no

ms_emilyp i bet they actually just watched Disney movies all night & had apple juice

→ garciagirlie well according to my logs…

rossisrotini kids these days 🙄

→ ssa(y/n) Italian men these days 🙄

agenthotch this isn’t very spencer reid of you

→ spencephd I WAS AWAKE!!!!

→ ssa(y/n) (not)

→ spencephd stfu I’m going to get fired

→ jjareau lol good get out

→ ms_emilyp ^

→ rossisrotini ^

→ d.morgan ^

→ garciagirlie ^

→ ssa(y/n) ^

→ agenthotch ^

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ssa(y/n) he’s got those bau muscles 💪😍

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d.morgan the kid is literally built like a pipecleaner

→ spencephd hey 🙁

→ ms_emilyp awww is someone hurt that reid’s being admired over you

→ d.morgan he’s not even in the competition

→ garciagirlie I, for one, think you have the best muscles ;)

→ jjareau we know

ssa(y/n) @/agenthotch is good competition tbh

→ agenthotch it’s not a competition if I’m involved

rossisrotini you’re telling me reid made the cut before me?

→ ssa(y/n) bro you’re literally supposed to be retired

→ jjareau she’s right

→ rossisrotini maybe I will

→ ms_emilyp okay bye 😘

→ garciagirlie retirement party at mine?

→ rossisrotini you are all so quick to get rid of me

→ spencephd eliminating the competition

→ d.morgan HELLO??? IM THE COMPETITION

→ agenthotch meh

— END —

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a/n: since y’all loved the first one so much 🙄

🏷️ taglist: @hotchalvez @lostcause1 @apocalypticseagull @hapy2justb @nomajdetective @pinksstrawberry @teti-menchon0604 @twpk_rohr @alexander-he-him

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your instagram when dating spencer reid part 2

part one here!

liked by drlewiss, therealellew and 736 others

ssa(y/n) morgan made fun of his new kicks

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spencephd THEY ARE NICE

→ d.morgan LMAOOO OKAY REID

→ spencephd 😡😡 @/ssa(y/n) back me up here

→ ssa(y/n) I abstain 😶

→ spencephd statistically the most likely person to kill you is me & I’m about to fulfill those statistics

→ jjareau ASSAULT!!!

→ ms_emilyp we’re on to you reid

→ garciagirlie unsub reid confirmed?? 🤨

→ ssa(y/n) been waiting for this era 😍

→ rossirotini be honest if reid was a killer we’d never catch him

→ spencephd 😈

→ agenthotch we should’ve left him in jail

→ jjareau how do you know about that-

→ d.morgan REID WENT TO JAIL??

→ ssa(y/n) oh morgan…

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ssa(y/n) I left my phone on the table for two minutes 😒

view all 14 comments

agenthotch that was your first mistake

spencephd the second was telling me your password

ssa(y/n) who the hell is “feet supplier” DID YOU SWITCH MY CONTACTS

→ spencephd 🤭

→ ssa(y/n) so is my dad daddy or is that you?

→ d.morgan AYO 🤨🤨

→ ms_emilyp EXCUSE ME

→ jjareau both of you, phones, now.

→ garciagirlie digital footprint y’all…

→ ssa(y/n) can’t you erase it?

→ rossisrotini I fear for this generation

→ spencephd me too :)

Liked by agentkatecal, rossisrotini and 567 others

ssa(y/n) monday mood 😵‍💫

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garciagirlie he’s just like me fr

d.morgan what did yall get into last night 😏

→ spencephd the liquor cabinet

jjareau is he even awake

→ ssa(y/n) no

ms_emilyp i bet they actually just watched Disney movies all night & had apple juice

→ garciagirlie well according to my logs…

rossisrotini kids these days 🙄

→ ssa(y/n) Italian men these days 🙄

agenthotch this isn’t very spencer reid of you

→ spencephd I WAS AWAKE!!!!

→ ssa(y/n) (not)

→ spencephd stfu I’m going to get fired

→ jjareau lol good get out

→ ms_emilyp ^

→ rossisrotini ^

→ d.morgan ^

→ garciagirlie ^

→ ssa(y/n) ^

→ agenthotch ^

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ssa(y/n) he’s got those bau muscles 💪😍

view all 54 comments

d.morgan the kid is literally built like a pipecleaner

→ spencephd hey 🙁

→ ms_emilyp awww is someone hurt that reid’s being admired over you

→ d.morgan he’s not even in the competition

→ garciagirlie I, for one, think you have the best muscles ;)

→ jjareau we know

ssa(y/n) @/agenthotch is good competition tbh

→ agenthotch it’s not a competition if I’m involved

rossisrotini you’re telling me reid made the cut before me?

→ ssa(y/n) bro you’re literally supposed to be retired

→ jjareau she’s right

→ rossisrotini maybe I will

→ ms_emilyp okay bye 😘

→ garciagirlie retirement party at mine?

→ rossisrotini you are all so quick to get rid of me

→ spencephd eliminating the competition

→ d.morgan HELLO??? IM THE COMPETITION

→ agenthotch meh

— END —

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a/n: since y’all loved the first one so much 🙄

🏷️ taglist: @hotchalvez @lostcause1 @apocalypticseagull @hapy2justb @nomajdetective @pinksstrawberry @teti-menchon0604 @twpk_rohr @alexander-he-him

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your instagram when dating spencer reid

inspired by @/happiesthotch @/hotchaways :)

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ssa(y/n) love his clown feet 🫶🏼

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spencephd love her baby feet ❤️

rossisrotini I didn’t know they could be nice to each other

→ jjareau she texted me after posting this and said he slam dunked her with a pillow

→ ms_emilyp @/ssa(y/n) use two exclamation points if you need help

→ ssa(y/n) HELP‼️‼️‼️‼️

→ agenthotch wheels up in 20, you heard her

d.morgan oh to see pretty boys feet

→ ssa(y/n) my eyes only 😡😡

→ spencephd im not sure how to feel about this

→ garciagirlie I could get you photos of lots of feet

→ agenthotch I think we need to have a talk about this

→ garciagirlie i meant my feet with fresh new nail polish* 😁

→ agentahotch 😐

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ssa(y/n) pov garcia & morgan are on the phone

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garciagirlie where’s my chocolate thunder

→ d.morgan right here baby girl 😏

→ spencephd we can’t escape them

→ ssa(y/n) but we can do worse ;)

→ ms_emilyp @/agentahotch do something about this

→ agenthotch no

rossisrotini I beg of you both to not become like them

→ spencephd now you’re just tempting us to do worse 🤷‍♂️

→ ssa(y/n) I await those glorious hands of yours, doctor

→ jjareau what have we started

→ ssa(y/n) ITS FOR A MASSAGE CHILL 😭

→ d.morgan could’ve fooled me tbh

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ssa(y/n) someone didn’t pass the physical fit test

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d.morgan is he looking for a trainer 👀👀

→ garciagirl no. never again with you.

→ spencephd literally leave

→ jjareau we’re doing just fine without you 😘

ms_emilyp reid looking to outrun his paperwork

→ ssa(y/n) more like reid running to catch some bitches

→ spencephd so I’m chasing after you?

→ ssa(y/n) 😡😡

agenthotch who’s not doing paperwork 🤨

→ rossisrotini exposed like the lazy kids you are

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ssa(y/n) got my bitch <3

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Spencephd 😐

→ ssa(y/n) notice how you didn’t correct me

→ spencephd can’t even tie her own shoes smh

→ ssa(y/n) LMAOOO that’s what you’re for SIMP

garciagirlie the love birds are at it again

→ jjareau love birds sounds more like enemies these days

→ d.morgan isn’t that the fun in it?

→ ssa(y/n) yes, he literally just threw the shoe at my face 😇

rossisrotini @/agenthotch got another case for ya

→ ms_emilyp that’s the sound of the police reid 🚨

→ spencephd you know statistically, it takes the police an average of 7 minutes to get to the scene. I could be long gone by then.

→ d.morgan I can hear him through my phone

→ spencephd :)

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ssa(y/n) candid of my favorite nerd 🤭

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spencephd I’ve been exposed 😟

→ ssa(y/n) wanna be exposed in a different way?

d.morgan looks like we got competition @/garciagirlie

→ garciagirlie 😏 been exposed for years to you baby

ms_emilyp 🤢 I’m moving back to london fr

→ jjareau take me with 🙏🏼🙏🏼

→ garciagirlie GIRLS TRIP

→ ssa(y/n) LETS GO

→ ms_emilyp not you ❤️

rossisrotini 🥂 cheers you two but keep it in your pants

→ ssa(y/n) hard to when he’s this fine 😫

→ spencephd actually die

agenthotch this is what we call a hostile work environment

→ d.morgan you weren’t even there for that hotch

→ agentahotch I have my ways

→ garciagirlie please don’t bring back such traumatizing memories

→ jjareau clearly we need to have this conversation again

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a/n finally got around to writing some criminal minds stuff 😫

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might make a little pov your instagram while dating spencer reid post 🤭

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i'm from a tropical country and these days it is SO COLD 😭 can't even turn on the ac in the car smh 😭 im more of a warm to neutral temp bed girlie so it makes me so uncomfy having to lay on a colder bed.. i hate it so much i wouldnt survive the snow

i have yet to watch criminal minds pls 😭 BUT I WOULD SO WAIT FOR THE DAY that you write for matthew murdock.......... hes so hot he lives in my head rent free and i just know you would do sooo well writing for him seeing how well you understand five's character sm -✨

I was born and grew up in the most southern part of florida and now I’m here 🧍🏻‍♀️ ironic I actually checked the weather and it’s 60° tomorrow 😭

I have seen a little bit of daredevil (not even one season but) I adore matt murdock 🫶🏼 and yes he is fine af 😫

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u are so busy omg 🥹 pls remember to take some rests !! stay healthy and warm, it's cold these days~

finally got around to watching the defenders series so i really have an unhealthy obsession with them these days- 😭

ALSO ?!!! the five series... im so excited 🤭 some days i just found myself rereading your works 😭 -✨

don’t worry I’ve been sleeping GOOD but omg yes ITS SO COLD 😭😭 im such a beach girl too like give me the sun and ocean and I got rain and ice 😐 NOT EVEN SNOW

I still haven’t watched that 😔 I’m a slacker fr fr im rewatching criminal minds…again

ahhh tysm 🥹🥹 yes it’s in the painful editing process but it’ll probably be done new years 👀 starting 2023 off right

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pls i used to watch now you see me 1 & 2 religiously 😭 HOW ARE U THO I MISSED U SO MUCH 😭😭 -✨

I was obsessed with it last year like at least once a week I would watch it 😭😭

IVE MISSED U TOO!! I’ve been good just a lot of school work 😅 but I’m on winter break so now I can finally relax WBU??

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oh my god.... you're a jack wilder girlie too?!???? cries we are soulmates -✨

I am such a jack girlie 😭😭 I’m down so bad for that man

I’m in love with a criminal fr

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Omg literally don’t know if you remember but like 2 years ago you recommended now you see me to me and it’s now my favourite movie so thank you sm 🫶🫶

wait omg I totally do remember that!!!

LETS GO!! now you got me wanting to rewatch it again 😭🫶🏼

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I think the world could use more tyler galpin x reader 👀

the feminine urge to start writing again 🤭

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the feminine urge to start writing again 🤭

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noooo omg goodluck to you, soldier 🫡 already starting tomorrow.... 😭 i start on monday and im already tired

i have a lot in store for conversations tho ^.^ i havent been focusing on writing :( so i havent started on the blog yet!

umbrelatte is a genius omg,,, aidan's visuals are def royalty worthy 😭

i actually was planning on writing a period fic w/ five! whereas y/n is actually the royal one and five got stuck in their time period instead of the apocalypse 🥹 -✨

no literally 😭😭 I’m tired thinking about it

take your time!! school first ofc!

and yes @umbrellatte is on some top tier thinking… idk how they come up with this stuff but I’m 🤯🤯 each time

PLS I NEED THAT 🙏🏼🙏🏼 you can’t just drop that bomb and expect me to be fine!! I’ll do anything for that fic

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GRACIE YOURE HERE omg i feel like i havent been here in awhile and we both have classes starting in like, a week if i remember it correctly 😭 -✨

no bestie … I start TOMORROW

but yeah I’ve been slammed so I haven’t been active here as much either 😭😭 I’m not ready

but good luck to you 🫡 savor what you have left